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Ok, so I have a stalker/creeper/maniac after me I guess I don't know how to put it...this has all happened within 2 weeks.
Last weekend on Friday morning, I went out to leave for work. I get to my car and notice my door is opened slightly. I say wtf? and open it and realize that my 2 aftermarket speakers in my door panels have been stolen as well as my radar detector (cheap a few years old) and an "IGO" mobile car charger along with my passenger side door panel. What is wierd is that I have a very expensive sound system in the trunk of my car as well an expensive headunit. He didn't even touch these....wierd.
I lock my car everynight, so how this person got in without a key is beyond me (maybe he used a slimjim Idk though). The next day I found my door panel thrown across the street in my neighbor's yard.
Fast forward to today...
I have class today on Friday at 11:15-12:10. I leave for class like normal, double checking that the doors are both locked (I do this compulsively now after my car for some reason). Ok so I get out of class grab a subway and head home, Im walking up to my door and realize it is wideeee open. Someone entered my house while I was gone but I haven't realized anything missing...No broken windows are signs of forced entry.
Whoever this is is a fucking creeper, I bought a surviellance(sp) system today and am recording my house 24/7 now...
The past few months my car has been giving me issues. I have taken it to 3 different car shops, I give them my keys which includes (keys to car and key to front door of house). I think one of these methheads made a copy of my keys, its the only logical explanation for this.
Do I just sit around and wait it out or whattt? -
have you noticed a lava lamp that wasnt there before?
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get a gun, wait, then when he walks in house shoot that fucker in knee caps
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Do you own a firearm?
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obv you dont think of this happening, but ughhhhh at giving them the house key too.
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Obv brag about forthcoming sex videos since house is wired now.
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got a gun?
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Thats an awesome potato launcher.
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Getting a gun this weekend...
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might want to consider a conceal and carry class as well if it is available in your area, imho
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agree, consider a Springfield XD sub-compact. It will only run you about
Originally Posted by tekiller
might want to consider a conceal and carry class as well if it is available in your area, imho
$500-$800 depending on what you get accessories etc. It has multiple safety measures in place and is extremely durable. You can run it over with your car, bury it in mud and still come out firing if need be. http://www.springfield-armory.com/xd.php?model=2
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This coming from a southern oregon kid that grew up in the mountains hunting and am now in the military.
Please beat the shit out of this guy. Get your neighbors in on it (ones you can trust) and let them know what's been going on, but only if you're sure it wasn't one of them.
I would say let the cops know, but if it were me I would rather catch the dude on my own and have a field day. I dont think killing him/her is a good idea, but rather a nice ass-kicking, and a call to the cops after the fact would be best. Hog-tie him in your front yard. Hopefully you can get your shit back. Dont give him any water if he asks, usually they will want water after theyve been in your yard for a while. If he starts to slither away, go kick him in the ribs a few times. Just dont go too extreme (edwart norton american history X style). That might get you put in prison. And secondly, if you need information from him, an empty revolver seems to do the trick (starsky and hutch style) just make sure a few times that it isn't loaded.
Finally, (if you want to have some fun) start stalking him back. Its obvious this guy has nothing better to do. Park your car somewhere else and wait to see if he comes to your house thinking you are gone. OR, have a friend stay at your place sometime when you arent there. He can call you if the dude shows. When you roll up to your house and he sees you, he may run. You can chase him in your car. But dont run him over all the way.
In all seriousness though, sounds like if you did get your keys copied from one of those places, you probably aren't the first one this has happenned to. If you really wanna take the boring route call the police tell them what's going on.
Buy a Kimber custom 1911. The best handgun known to man imo. Good luck sir. -
do us a favor and leave your OT password in a drawer or something, that way he can let us know what he did to you, how you tasted, etc.
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I like the way you think. We might have been separated at birth.
Originally Posted by StackMe0ff
This coming from a southern oregon kid that grew up in the mountains hunting and am now in the military.
Please beat the shit out of this guy. Get your neighbors in on it (ones you can trust) and let them know what's been going on, but only if you're sure it wasn't one of them.
I would say let the cops know, but if it were me I would rather catch the dude on my own and have a field day. I dont think killing him/her is a good idea, but rather a nice ass-kicking, and a call to the cops after the fact would be best. Hog-tie him in your front yard. Hopefully you can get your shit back. Dont give him any water if he asks, usually they will want water after theyve been in your yard for a while. If he starts to slither away, go kick him in the ribs a few times. Just dont go too extreme (edwart norton american history X style). That might get you put in prison. And secondly, if you need information from him, an empty revolver seems to do the trick (starsky and hutch style) just make sure a few times that it isn't loaded.
Finally, (if you want to have some fun) start stalking him back. Its obvious this guy has nothing better to do. Park your car somewhere else and wait to see if he comes to your house thinking you are gone. OR, have a friend stay at your place sometime when you arent there. He can call you if the dude shows. When you roll up to your house and he sees you, he may run. You can chase him in your car. But dont run him over all the way.
In all seriousness though, sounds like if you did get your keys copied from one of those places, you probably aren't the first one this has happenned to. If you really wanna take the boring route call the police tell them what's going on.
Buy a Kimber custom 1911. The best handgun known to man imo. Good luck sir. -
not while he's alive! ewww!
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The street's know what happened, but the streets understand the justice a stalked man needs and they will never tell. I never think of it, he meant nothing to me alive, less than nothing dead the mental scars he left fading
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Towman, the movie announcer voice guy of OT.
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Oh, I read that to be sure. But you could transform that to firing off movie voice type passages within threads to bring the intensity level up. Could be profit in it. Or secks. Or beers.
Originally Posted by towman1
nah its from here slightly modified
http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-for..._2900_-3558150 -
oh i didnt know you didnt post in it
secks is out of the question not much of a beer drinker ....bourbon?
but i have a strange weird voice nobody would pay to hear -
booby trap your shit, no joke
my buddys bro got his cd player stolen 2x in 2 weeks so he rigged it with a shit load of razors, next time instead of the player gone it was there covered in blood
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