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  1. scarface_79 scarface_79 is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:17pm)

    <SPAN>"Sticker on the rear window."</SPAN>

    <SPAN>This was this guy's first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn't quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. </SPAN>

    <SPAN>However, he figured it couldn't be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they just told him...</SPAN>

    <SPAN>"Just don't let the trailer get too deep in the water when you're launching your boat, and you should be fine".</SPAN>

    <SPAN>Well later on, he couldn't understand what they meant by that, as he could just barely get his trailer in the water!</SPAN>

    <SPAN>Here's a picture worth a "thousand' words! Your gonna love this guy!!!</SPAN>

    <SPAN>They walk amongst us, get married, have children and vote! </SPAN>

    <SPAN> </SPAN>

    <SPAN>NOTE: The sticker on the rear window explains everything!!!</SPAN><SPAN> </SPAN>

    <SPAN>
    </SPAN>
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  2. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:18pm) in reply to scarface_79

    Ha good one.
  3. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:18pm) in reply to scarface_79

     
    Originally Posted by scarface_79 View Post

    <SPAN>Here's a picture worth a "thousand' words! Your gonna love this guy!!!</SPAN>

    Hmmmmmmmm.......
     
  4. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:19pm) in reply to scarface_79

  5. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:19pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Hmmmmmmmm.......

    Apparently failed pics are worth 1 word.
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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:20pm) in reply to scarface_79

    Oh the irony.
     
  7. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:20pm) in reply to heynow21

     
    Originally Posted by heynow21 View Post

    Oh the irony.

  8. scarface_79 scarface_79 is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:21pm) in reply to heynow21

     
    Originally Posted by heynow21 View Post

    Oh the irony.

    i lold
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  9. Clerk Clerk is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:22pm) in reply to scarface_79

    ummmmmm......
  10. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:22pm) in reply to KingPariah

     
    Originally Posted by KingPariah View Post

    Id still hit it.
  11. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:26pm) in reply to scarface_79

    It's too bad you can't get a bracelet for the World Series of Posting Fails.
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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:30pm) in reply to Underdog

     
    Originally Posted by Underdog34 View Post


    It's too bad you can't get a bracelet for the World Series of Posting Fails.

    zinnnnng, wait...
  13. tieful tieful is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:31pm) in reply to scarface_79

    no we can't
  14. MiamiNole MiamiNole is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:35pm) in reply to KingPariah

     
    Originally Posted by KingPariah View Post

    i give up
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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:38pm) in reply to MiamiNole

     
    Originally Posted by MiamiNole View Post

    i give up

    What is that white object that appears to be protruding from her vag?
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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:40pm) in reply to KingPariah

  17. watson5j watson5j is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:40pm) in reply to TigerWho

     
    Originally Posted by TigerWho View Post

    What is that white object that appears to be protruding from her vag?

    looks like its laying on the bed behind her...what is up with the cut out of her hair?
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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:47pm) in reply to scarface_79

    at least he is obeying the sign and is "tying up" could get an ankle braclet or county time for that i guess.

    edit: why doesn't he just start the boat motor up and put it in reverse?
  19. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 7:48pm) in reply to nastysmell

     
    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post

    at least he is obeying the sign and is "tying up" could get an ankle braclet or county time for that i guess.

    edit: why doesn't he just start the boat motor up and put it in reverse?

    Draining the lake would be easier?
  20. scarface_79 scarface_79 is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 8:09pm) in reply to scarface_79

    sorry, im just a masochist
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  21. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 8:19pm) in reply to scarface_79

    Wait, wait, wait....I thought fishing and pickup trucks were exclusively Republican...the fuck?
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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 8:21pm) in reply to MiamiNole

     
    Originally Posted by MiamiNole View Post

    i give up

    we did this yesterday. apparently its a doll
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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 8:25pm) in reply to smheilbron

     
    Originally Posted by smheilbron View Post

    we did this yesterday. apparently its a doll

    the chick is a doll? I'm not buyin' that...
     
  24. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 8:25pm) in reply to resilient

     
    Originally Posted by resilient View Post

    the chick is a doll? I'm not buyin' that...

    The second one was a doll...

    The first one was....ummm nothing I think?
  25. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Mar 31st, 2010 (3/31/2010 8:28pm) in reply to scarface_79

    if he drove his car into the water, how come he is dry?
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