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a yorkie holocaust

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  1. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 4:58am)



    my ex-wife was to yorkies as hitler was to...well, you get the picture. i am a survivor of a yorkie holocaust. glad to have made it out alive. haha. bitter? not at all. it was more like the speed dating version of marriage. felt like i was playing "press your luck" and unfortunately, eventually you hit a whammy. been a little over 2 years now. if you are currently going through this, hang in there. there are much better days ahead. been at my lowest for a long time, but can happily say that life is as good now as i used to imagine. divorce makes you take a hard look at yourself. change isn't always a bad thing. in fact, i think being forced outside your comfort zone is the best way we grow as individuals.

    btw. tracy, ca is one of the worst towns i've ever been stuck in.
  2. Reech Reech is offline around

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 4:59am) in reply to djoshaz

    4,1,2,3
  3. dams dams is offline

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:00am) in reply to Reech

    Wtf does this thread mean?
  4. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:01am) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    Wtf does this thread mean?

    i think it means i smoked too much weed.
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  5. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:04am) in reply to djoshaz

    so were or werent you married to a dog murderer?
  6. Luho Luho is online now

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:08am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    What did she do with the bodies?
     
  7. sacaniga sacaniga is online now fake machinist

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:10am) in reply to Reech

     
    Originally Posted by Reech View Post

    4,1,2,3

    3 looks submissive though, if youre into that kind of thing
  8. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:15am) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Donkey Kong View Post

    so were or werent you married to a dog murderer?

    i'd say she deserves negligent homicide and involuntary manslaughter


     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    What did she do with the bodies?

    one to the vet, buried the other.
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  9. dams dams is offline

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:19am) in reply to djoshaz

    So you divorced your wife cause she killed dogs. Seems reasonable to me, hopefully you gave her dragonbreath before.
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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:38am) in reply to dams

    is she in jail? is this real?
     
  11. gamblingfun gamblingfun is offline

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:46am) in reply to thedylan

    did she forget to feed them? or did she pull a christopher and fall asleep on them? hug them to hard? drown them in the toilet? put them in the microwave?
  12. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:49am) in reply to gamblingfun

    eh, not as awful as i made it out to be. both dogs died on her watch and i've always blamed it on her in my head. dogs are cool.
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  13. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 5:49am) in reply to djoshaz

    As a jewish, black, dog owner I am highly offended by this thread.
  14. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 6:00am) in reply to gamblingfun

     
    Originally Posted by gamblingfun View Post

    did she forget to feed them? or did she pull a christopher and fall asleep on them? hug them to hard? drown them in the toilet? put them in the microwave?

    one drown as a puppy in our backyard. not sure who leaves a 2 pound, 6 month old puppy outside, unsupervised.

    i gave up "custody" of the other in august, anticipating moving to california. he died 3 days later and she "didn't know how".
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  15. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 6:03am) in reply to djoshaz

    It's "african-american," Budo. PM The Donald
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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 10:26am) in reply to userid363

    tracy blows
     
  17. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    May 4th, 2011 (5/4/2011 11:50am) in reply to djoshaz

    1,3,4,2
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