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i am too drunk to taste this chicken but I'd really appreciate if reech would contribute here, i think we got ourselves a nice thread in the works
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i'm sorry but being sober is for the birds, i lasted 2 days and 1.5 of them were spent working, i'll take my illegal smile and die young
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I like you marshal you keep your bull shit up, in honor of me quitting drinking yesterday im gonna toast this 9th beer to you as I sit alone on my porch annoying the neighbors with rude volumed music and an illegal smile
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here is something that happened, I nutted into a rubber sack that was stuck to my dick a while ago, i was nowhere near a garbage can nor a toilet, and i didnt feel like holding on to it for too long, i stuffed it into a beer can, my lady friend says, thats gross, i say, shhh
weeks later, i'm talking weeks, i grabbed a beer can and took a nice chug, it tasted like vinegar and dead chlldren, i literally had a panic attack, thats how bad it was, i spit all over the entire poker table full of people, I ran upstairs and took a shower before explaining myhself, i came back downstairs and punted the beer into the woods, probably got 60 yards on it, i was dead fucking serious, nobody knows what happened other than I had a freak out and ran for a shower and punted a can into the woods, other than you fine folks, and i propose it stays that way
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i'd go all night with you mother fucker, but i gotta go to bed so i can... do a better job making my cunt boss more money? what the fuck is happening to me, i've gotta get ahold of this before it gets outa hand -
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Originally Posted by sacaniga
here is something that happened, I nutted into a rubber sack that was stuck to my dick a while ago, i was nowhere near a garbage can nor a toilet, and i didnt feel like holding on to it for too long, i stuffed it into a beer can, my lady friend says, thats gross, i say, shhh
weeks later, i'm talking weeks, i grabbed a beer can and took a nice chug, it tasted like vinegar and dead chlldren, i literally had a panic attack, thats how bad it was, i spit all over the entire poker table full of people, I ran upstairs and took a shower before explaining myhself, i came back downstairs and punted the beer into the woods, probably got 60 yards on it, i was dead fucking serious, nobody knows what happened other than I had a freak out and ran for a shower and punted a can into the woods, other than you fine folks, and i propose it stays that way
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Hah, posting that original interview was some sort of misclick clearly, was just going back through all these tunes before bed and figured out what you were on about. Now I just gotta figure out what I'm getting on about and get on with it. Sleep or music
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bout to drop trow












