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    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    The world was a much better place with Frank Zappa in it

    truth.
  2. i am too drunk to taste this chicken but I'd really appreciate if reech would contribute here, i think we got ourselves a nice thread in the works
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  4. i'm sorry but being sober is for the birds, i lasted 2 days and 1.5 of them were spent working, i'll take my illegal smile and die young



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  7. I like you marshal you keep your bull shit up, in honor of me quitting drinking yesterday im gonna toast this 9th beer to you as I sit alone on my porch annoying the neighbors with rude volumed music and an illegal smile
  8. here is something that happened, I nutted into a rubber sack that was stuck to my dick a while ago, i was nowhere near a garbage can nor a toilet, and i didnt feel like holding on to it for too long, i stuffed it into a beer can, my lady friend says, thats gross, i say, shhh

    weeks later, i'm talking weeks, i grabbed a beer can and took a nice chug, it tasted like vinegar and dead chlldren, i literally had a panic attack, thats how bad it was, i spit all over the entire poker table full of people, I ran upstairs and took a shower before explaining myhself, i came back downstairs and punted the beer into the woods, probably got 60 yards on it, i was dead fucking serious, nobody knows what happened other than I had a freak out and ran for a shower and punted a can into the woods, other than you fine folks, and i propose it stays that way

  9. cheers saca

     
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  13. i'd go all night with you mother fucker, but i gotta go to bed so i can... do a better job making my cunt boss more money? what the fuck is happening to me, i've gotta get ahold of this before it gets outa hand
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    Originally Posted by sacaniga View Post

    here is something that happened, I nutted into a rubber sack that was stuck to my dick a while ago, i was nowhere near a garbage can nor a toilet, and i didnt feel like holding on to it for too long, i stuffed it into a beer can, my lady friend says, thats gross, i say, shhh

    weeks later, i'm talking weeks, i grabbed a beer can and took a nice chug, it tasted like vinegar and dead chlldren, i literally had a panic attack, thats how bad it was, i spit all over the entire poker table full of people, I ran upstairs and took a shower before explaining myhself, i came back downstairs and punted the beer into the woods, probably got 60 yards on it, i was dead fucking serious, nobody knows what happened other than I had a freak out and ran for a shower and punted a can into the woods, other than you fine folks, and i propose it stays that way

    lol

    Thread Starter
  15. Hah, posting that original interview was some sort of misclick clearly, was just going back through all these tunes before bed and figured out what you were on about. Now I just gotta figure out what I'm getting on about and get on with it. Sleep or music
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  17. bout to drop trow
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