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  1. They don't know who LaFours is!
  2. MALLRATS
  3. well, did he cum, or what?
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  4. Jesus Christ Waco there are just some things you don't talk about in public
  5. That kid is back on the escalator again!

    Watched last night
     
  6. Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.
  7. what, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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  8. I mean look at you, you're the kind of guy that would beg for sex. I should know, we can smell our own.
  9. have you ever thought about hosting the tonight show??

    yea...
  10. you dumb bastard... it's not a schooner it's a sailboat.
  11. I have no clue whats going on here.
  12. Ah, 15? I thought she was 36! Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.
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  13.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    I have no clue whats going on here.

    Even Stan Lee gets it.
  14. I never farted in front of Renee. Not once. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
  15. Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit.
  16. where do you get those wonderful toys?
  17. Breakfast? Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
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  18. Can't you call me the second suitor? Suitor number two sounds like a bathroom code, you know

    Ok. Second suitor, if we were making whoopee...

    What's whoopee?

    Umm...uh, well, if we were uh, if we were being intimate...

    What, like fucking?
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    you dumb bastard... it's not a schooner it's a sailboat.


    a schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.
  20.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    Ah, 15? I thought she was 36! Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.

    i always knew you were shannon hamilton
  21. Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Joey.
    Oh, yeah. Don't make me get loose. That's it.
    Ah, yeah, call me Donny. Come on.
    Ah, girl. Yeah, please don't go, girl.
  22. Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
    T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
    Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
    T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
    Brodie: Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...
  23. Loses its luster once people are pasting off imdb
  24. Should I call you Logan? Weapon X?

     
    Originally Posted by kmc28 View Post

    a schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.


    You know what?! There is no Easter bunny, that over there is just a guy in a suit!
    Thread Starter
  25.  
    Originally Posted by jerichoholic View Post

    Loses its luster once people are pasting off imdb

    It had luster?



    *have no clue what this thread is about.
  26. The force is strong with this one. Dude don't encourage him

    Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.
  27. Fill this up with soda, no ice....
  28. thats what you get for fucking with me!!!

    why are you glowing?

    im not glowing!