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  1. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 5:53am)

    that's about 200 lbs, caked with makeup, has a big mole on her cheek with hair growing out of it, bad breath and splotchy skin, who always comes over to you and gives you a biiiiig kiss? But then when you try to take it further...

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  2. I Fold I Fold is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 6:18am) in reply to userid363

    she grabs your junk and slowly puts in her hair covered mouth hole, and your mom walks in and likes what she see so she......
  3. C_Bomb C_Bomb is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 6:47am) in reply to I Fold

    goes to the kitchen and grabs tub of custard so that the three of you can.....
    Edited By: C_Bomb Oct 20th, 2010 at 06:48 AM
  4. smcrawford2 smcrawford2 is offline The Decision Tree

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 8:25am) in reply to C_Bomb

    figure out who keeps a tub of custard in their kitchen...
     
  5. rizniles rizniles is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 8:57am) in reply to smcrawford2

    hidden brag post about having custard
     
  6. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 1:23pm) in reply to rizniles

    when you do, you decide to play a game of monopoly, but your aunt keeps reaching under the table and...
  7. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 2:09pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    Then you shit yourself and some drops to the floor, but it only seems to turn her on more...
  8. jdbunchOSU jdbunchOSU is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 2:42pm) in reply to s1nnr

    so she looks at you and starts licking her lips....
  9. 4Aces1King1 4Aces1King1 is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 2:45pm) in reply to jdbunchOSU

    she starts moaning for no apparant reason, and procedes to get under the table and...
  10. KING KING is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 2:52pm) in reply to 4Aces1King1

    puts the two girls 1 cup video to shame, until your girlfriend walks in and...
  11. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 2:53pm) in reply to 4Aces1King1

    Then she shits herself, and then everyone at the table shits all over the place, but nooone seems to care, they just start playing in it, until the priest comes in and he says...
  12. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 3:24pm) in reply to s1nnr

    why the fuck are you wearing a suit?
  13. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 3:29pm) in reply to Niceguy

    And then the priest shuts himself and the dog drinks all the wine, your aunt runs her hand across the floor and then...
  14. Fishsticks Fishsticks is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2010 (10/20/2010 4:49pm) in reply to s1nnr

    The Aristocrats Joke eh?
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