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  1. murderer murderer is offline PM me

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 3:12pm)

    http://www.youparklikeacunt.com/

    Reminds me of the level someone pulled last year going on about how they park in the disabled bays etc etc, cant remember who it was but they were from NY.



    some of the comments are genius, especially the first one



    If Obi Wan Kenobis adventures with Luke Skywalker were set in the UK, I cant help but think that Clifton Moor would perfectly fit the bill as a replacement for Mos Eisley. I can see Alec Guinness now saying Clifton Moor Retail Park: You will never find a more wretched hive of parking cuntery. We must be cautious. And upon finding this particular galactic bell-end, they fuck him up with their lightsabres and slash his fucking tyres.



    This effort by a cunt of a BMW owner left us hoping that one of these stones belongs to them with a recent inscription. I mean, Christ a-fucking-live, who the fuck parks across graves!? Jesus fucking wept. If i was the vicar at this place, Id drag this cunt from out of his hole and kick him a new arsehole.



    Think souped-up BMW, think cunt. Thats a rule of thumb, I think. Well, this particular shattering car bore took his dick extension down to the local supermarket and decided to take up two places disabled places whilst he ran in to stock up on Sunny Delight, Cher Lloyd albums and other things that chavvy cunts buy. And looking at the angle of the kerb at the front of the car, I can only imagine that hes encroached on that as well. If we ever start giving out awards, this cunt is going to be in the running for a special one.



    Thanks to @gears for this cracker of a cunt. Here he is with his sort of off-roady utility truck thing and hes desperate to give it more of a challenge than the kerbs outside his kids school and the one by the cashpoint on his high street. But look over here, theres a section of this municipal car park that i can use for this very purpose. This is one of the only reasons that youd possibly leave a car like this. Seriously, its up there with the red Micra that we posted back in October. Mr Utility Vehicle Cunt, welcome to the wall of shame. You can see the car from another angle here: http://www.cupofcoffee.co.uk/2011/05...ative-parking/



    Fuck a duck, this sort of thing just makes us fucking weep. What is going on in this persons mind? Der, why are the busy painting waving people on the floor when they should be making these hatched parking areas bigger? What if the problem IS with size? But not the size of the parking space; the size of your fucking shit-filled brain. Go back to driving school and with any luck theyll fail you and we wont have to put up with dogshit efforts like this (at least from you) ever again. For fucks sake.



    When parking cunts make us laugh. Its mixed emotions, but sometimes you just cant help it. The crushed shit bike, the fucking dreadful attempt at parking. This picture has it all. Were going to need to leave the room for a second until we start taking this subject seriously again. Thanks to @topolovsky for sending us this pic.
     
  2. m0ss m0ss is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 3:19pm) in reply to murderer

    Did not laugh
  3. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 3:58pm) in reply to m0ss

    Can somebody translate those comments to English?
  4. SevenCostanza SevenCostanza is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 4:35pm) in reply to El Burro

    my favorite parking pic/story is where someone parked completely perpendicular to the spots, so two other cars came and parked completely legally on either side of him but were super close so the douchebag couldn't get out. if anyone has the link to the thread/story of this please post it.
  5. Wooz.PG Wooz.PG is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 4:47pm) in reply to m0ss

    Think souped-up BMW, think cunt.

    LOL
    Edited By: Wooz.PG Nov 26th, 2011 at 04:48 PM
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 4:49pm) in reply to murderer

    Why is it that BMW drivers are the worst drivers and parkers ever. Don't they realize by parking like such dbags they stand a greater chance to get their car keyed? I mean I don't expect them to be considerate, but do expect them to value their material possession.
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  7. Jsup Jsup is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 5:07pm) in reply to wackyJaxon

    that last 1 his hilarious...the little shitty bike is completely crushed lol...that driver has some serious balls crushing that bike and keeping the car parked like that...if i came back to see my bike crushed like that i would throw a rock through that fucking windshield
  8. Kiribato Kiribato is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 5:12pm) in reply to Jsup

  9. Milo Milo is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 5:45pm) in reply to Kiribato

    OP does like the word "cunt" doesn't he?
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 5:49pm) in reply to murderer

     
    Originally Posted by murderer View Post

    http://www.youparklikeacunt.com/

    Reminds me of the level someone pulled last year going on about how they park in the disabled bays etc etc, cant remember who it was but they were from NY.


    Wasn't it kellykip?
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 5:51pm) in reply to kdunlapmo

    The BMW parked in between the gravestones is just wrong.
     
  12. TheSilentBob TheSilentBob is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 5:54pm) in reply to kevmode

    Lol Europe.
  13. frizzlefry777 frizzlefry777 is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 7:44pm) in reply to kevmode

     
    Originally Posted by kevmode View Post

    The BMW parked in between the gravestones is just wrong.


    meh im sure those people didn't complain.
     
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 7:51pm) in reply to frizzlefry777

  15. LDM LDM is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 9:23pm) in reply to TMLMS13

    what's up with the "waving people on the floor"?
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 10:01pm) in reply to frizzlefry777

     
    Originally Posted by frizzlefry777 View Post

    meh im sure those people didn't complain.

    If it had been my Mother's grave they never would have found that car . . . ever.
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 10:32pm) in reply to TMLMS13

     
    Originally Posted by TMLMS13 View Post


    lol @ envying a corvette.
  18. ApesAreFun ApesAreFun is offline Moderator/Euro Donk

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 12:23am) in reply to Nothingmaker

     
    Originally Posted by Nothingmaker View Post

    lol @ envying a corvette.

    I envy people with corvettes...
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  19. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is online now

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 1:21am) in reply to ApesAreFun

    Ur British

    Beavis and butthead laugh
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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 7:54am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

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  21. duece9ofRed duece9ofRed is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 2:50pm) in reply to TheSilentBob

     
    Originally Posted by TheSilentBob View Post

    Lol Europe.

    this...LOL, he said Tyre
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