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You wont believe what I just Found! Update: What a Good Idea!

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  1. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:28pm)

    This is my first post in a long time....Turning to p5s for advice....

    So The G/F is out of town for the next week. I took her to the airport a few days ago, she left to seattle. So im driving and decide to be nice and wash her car I have been driving it all week. I wash the outside and start on the interior open up the center console and find a 8ball worth of blow.....Now my problem is WTF do I do so she wont know I took it. I cant leave it there it would just kill me to know its there.....Its killing me! I want drive to 7-Eleven to get a Big gulp straw. HELP!
  2. LitezOut LitezOut is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:30pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    did you find this post in the fiction isle?

    no seriously post more
  3. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:31pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    lol at needing a straw...no bill? or no paper?

    also, is she someone you would suspect would do blow? has she in the past?
  4. smcrawford2 smcrawford2 is offline The Decision Tree

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:31pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    Do half the blow, imo.
     
  5. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:32pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    when she gets back have two lines ready and say "why didn't you invite me to get down?"
  6. kingcoleo kingcoleo is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:33pm) in reply to smcrawford2

    drugs are bad sir
  7. gamblingfun gamblingfun is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:33pm) in reply to smcrawford2

    finders fee
  8. tvyawbus tvyawbus is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:34pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    do most of it than add some cut
  9. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:35pm) in reply to smcrawford2

    Pull it out of the car and see if she ays something. It could be someone elses and she doesnt know its there. If she says something then obv its hers and you need to have a talk.
  10. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:35pm) in reply to imhooks

    she said she quit about 3 months ago...we used party and do it once in a while and said she wanted to clean up. Im happy and mad I found it.
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  11. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:35pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    On a lighter note, find some hookers and you'll feel like you won a tourney.
  12. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:36pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    throw it away
  13. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:37pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    cook it?
  14. CptTripps CptTripps is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:37pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    Anyone who says "do some of it and save the rest" has clearly never done cocaine.
  15. kingcoleo kingcoleo is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:38pm) in reply to imhooks

    Ok, obv steal it and do it. If she asks where it is...say you have no clue what she is talkin about. Then tell her that you took her car to a car wash and the workers must of stolen it...
  16. stupidiocy stupidiocy is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:40pm) in reply to LitezOut

     
    Originally Posted by LitezOut View Post

    did you find this post in the fiction isle?

    no seriously post more

    did you find your reply in the stupid aisle?

    no seriously misspell more
  17. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:42pm) in reply to kingcoleo

    Perfect! Thats what Im gonna say unless I hear something better. I been staring at it for the last 40mins. I havent even done any and I can taste it already.
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  18. LitezOut LitezOut is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:43pm) in reply to CptTripps

     
    Originally Posted by CptTripps View Post

    Anyone who says "do some of it and save the rest" has clearly never done cocaine.

    I LOL'ed
  19. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:44pm) in reply to CptTripps

    Leave it in there and go speed up and down the highway
  20. LitezOut LitezOut is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:45pm) in reply to stupidiocy

     
    Originally Posted by stupidiocy View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LitezOut View Post

    did you find this post in the fiction isle?

    no seriously post more

    did you find your reply in the stupid aisle?

    no seriously misspell more

    missing a letter in a word is generally considered a typo... oh...and we don't spell check in OT either.... GFY obv.... and get back in your cave, you lurk well imo
  21. riddlin riddlin is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:47pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    *sigh*

    1.divide by 3.5
    2.keep .5 for "finders fee"
    3.bag up 3 grams individually
    4.sell to strippers for inflated price
    5.buy another 8ball, set profit aside
    6.repeat steps 1-4
    7.combine $, buy 1/2 onion
    8.divide into 2 8balls
    9.repeat steps 1-4, twice
    10. continue cycle until arrested or nicknamed "blow daddy"

    nickname of blow daddy AFTER arrest/incarceration=fail.

    a better question: if she hasn't been doing it w/ you, who has she been doing it with??
  22. MNGambler MNGambler is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:48pm) in reply to CptTripps

     
    Originally Posted by CptTripps View Post

    Anyone who says "do some of it and save the rest" has clearly never done cocaine.

    hahahaha cosign....lmao at stopping half-way through a bag of blow
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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:48pm) in reply to ihaterats

    whroooop whroooop lol
  24. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:51pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    Im not sure if anyone mentioned this, b/c i didnt read all the responses, but i would stab the bitch
  25. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:56pm) in reply to s1nnr

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><H4 class=P5_PostHeader> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=center><TD vAlign=top align=left rowSpan=2> </TD><TD align=left colSpan=2><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re:You wont believe what I just Found! </TD><TD vAlign=center align=right>In reply to </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>By ess286 on 07-13-2008 9:44 PM </TD><TD align=right>Reply Quote </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></H4> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=P5_PostContent><TABLE height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=ForumPostContentText>Leave it in there and go speed up and down the highway
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    Co-sign while LOL'ing
  26. rivverkiller rivverkiller is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:59pm) in reply to riddlin

     
    Originally Posted by riddlin View Post

    *sigh*

    1.divide by 3.5
    2.keep .5 for "finders fee"
    3.bag up 3 grams individually
    4.sell to strippers for inflated price
    5.buy another 8ball, set profit aside
    6.repeat steps 1-4
    7.combine $, buy 1/2 onion
    8.divide into 2 8balls
    9.repeat steps 1-4, twice
    10. continue cycle until arrested or nicknamed "blow daddy"

    nickname of blow daddy AFTER arrest/incarceration=fail.

    a better question: if she hasn't been doing it w/ you, who has she been doing it with??

    Sounds like a legit business plan
     
  27. louiemdj louiemdj is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:59pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    do it with her obv.
  28. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 10:59pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    I think Im calling into work tmmrw. I just dont see myself getting any sleep tonight. DARN.
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  29. DJam21 DJam21 is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 11:01pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    In all honesty if you're at least semi-serious with your girl just leave it and bring it up when you get a chance to talk to her alone. Do not get mad. Do not get judgemental. Do not seem disappointed in her. Just be cool and casual and that's how she'll most likely open up the most with you.
  30. acecatcher26 acecatcher26 is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2008 (7/13/2008 11:08pm) in reply to DJam21

    Back in my younger days when I did drugs, theres no way I woulda went on a trip and not taken my dopes.
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