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  1. sssssssivarT sssssssivarT is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:24pm)


    solid guidelines for you youngins out there.

    if you were to hire him based on his skill set what would it be?
    Edited By: sssssssivarT Jul 11th, 2012 at 01:25 PM
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:29pm) in reply to sssssssivarT

    you do realize that when you write "brap brap" crap in your posts you sound a lot like this guy?
    amazing to me that you can be such a fan of rap and yet still be so racist
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:32pm) in reply to Glo4m

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:37pm) in reply to Popperhead

    I really appreciate crazy dougies
     
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:39pm) in reply to Popperhead

     
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:53pm) in reply to Popperhead

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:54pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    looooooool
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 2:19pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Smokey 1 Internet -0
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 2:24pm) in reply to Popperhead

    Brap ah lap lap
    Braaaaaaaaap you don got dapped by ders
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 2:38pm) in reply to railbot

    Fake. I can show you a stack of real young people resumes that are legit and way harder. The only thing you got right was that black I mean young people always use a Z instead of an S. Always.
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 4:43pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    Would be funnier if Travis didn't do it himself. And even then it would only be a 1 out of 1,000,000,000 on the funny scale.
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:42pm) in reply to Bonestein

    RAYYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEEEEEEE
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:43pm) in reply to smokerock247

    Please to ban this cunt one time?
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 8:29pm) in reply to Bonestein

    http://digitaljournal.com/article/319375

    I remember this cover letter crossing my desk at Citi to sift through. Obv it went viral for how amazing it was, it's towards the bottom of the link.

    Dear Sir or Madame:

    I am an ambitious undergraduate at NYU triple majoring in Mathematics, Economics, and Computer Science. I am a punctual, personable, and shrewd individual, yet I have a quality which I pride myself on more than any of these.

    I am unequivocally the most unflaggingly hard worker I know, and I love self-improvement. I have always felt that my time should be spent wisely, so I continuously challenge myself; I left Villanova because the work was too easy. Once I realized I could achieve a perfect GPA while holding a part-time job at NYU, I decided to redouble my effort by placing out of two classes, taking two honors classes, and holding two part-time jobs. That semester I achieved a 3.93, and in the same time I managed to bench double my bodyweight and do 35 pull-ups.

    I say these things only because solid evidence is more convincing than unverifiable statements, and I want to demonstrate that I am a hard worker. J.P. Morgan is a firm with a reputation that precedes itself and employees who represent only the best and rightest in finance. I know that the employees in this firm will push me to excellence, especially within the Investment Banking division. In fact, one of the supporting reasons I chose Investment Banking over any other division was that I know it is difficult. I hope to augment my character by diligently working for the professionals at Morgan Stanley, and I feel I have much to offer in return.

    I am proficient in several programming languages, and I can pick up a new one very quickly. For instance, I learned a years worth of Java from NYU in 27 days on my own; this is how I placed out of two including: Money and Banking, Analysis, Game Theory, Probability and Statistics. Even further, I am taking Machine Learning and Probabilistic Graphical Modeling currently, two programming courses offered by Stanford, so that I may truly offer the most if I am accepted. I am proficient with Bloomberg terminals, excellent with excel, and can perform basic office functions with terrifying efficiency. I have plenty of experience in the professional world through my internship at Merrill Lynch, and my research assistant position at NYU. In fact, my most recent employer has found me so useful that he promoted me to a Research Assistant and an official CTED intern. This role is usually reserved for Masters students, but my employer gave the title to me so that he could give me more work.

    Please realize that I am not a braggart or conceited, I just want to outline my usefulness. Egos can be a huge liability, and I try not to have one. Thank you so much for your time, and I look forward to hearing from you.

    Best,
    Mark

    Edited By: Leet8s Jul 11th, 2012 at 08:31 PM
     
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 8:42pm) in reply to Leet8s

    wut
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 9:41pm) in reply to smokerock247

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 9:46pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    40 views? Has to be a repost
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 9:52pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    of all things
  20. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 10:25pm) in reply to Realbigfish4

    took guts imo. I mean, it's not 1950 or even 1850, but still.




    jfc op is horrible
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 10:31pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post


    jfc op is horrible

    I agree and him pushing racism in every thread he makes isnt going to last very long. Dumb threads daily are fine but he is getting carried away.
    Edited By: wantagolf Jul 11th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
     
  22. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 10:35pm) in reply to wantagolf

    shhhhh!

    keep it up op! don't listen to wanta's crazytalk!


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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 11:57pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Even tho it's fake. If I had to hire him.

    It'd b fo tha bluntz.
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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 12:01am) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    I agree and him pushing racism in every thread he makes isnt going to last very long. Dumb threads daily are fine but he is getting carried away.

    lmfao travissssssss is FAR from being a racist, I disagree with this post completely

    hell travisss and i are are practically black ourselves, we do NOT get caught up on color or any of that bullshit

    we just keep it real and have fun and listen to rap music like kray... no big deal
    Edited By: smokerock247 Jul 12th, 2012 at 12:15 AM
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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 12:12am) in reply to smokerock247

     
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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 12:57am) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    I agree and him pushing racism in every thread he makes isnt going to last very long. Dumb threads daily are fine but he is getting carried away.

    Ohhhh..You got chiggity checked OP! Watchu gonna do yo?
  27. sssssssivarT sssssssivarT is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 2:21am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    lmfao travissssssss is FAR from being a racist, I disagree with this post completely

    hell travisss and i are are practically black ourselves, we do NOT get caught up on color or any of that bullshit

    we just keep it real and have fun and listen to rap music like kray... no big deal

    thanks bud much respect always keeping it 100

    and to the rest of you I am the furthest thing from a racist and thats why I feel comfortable making these threads has nothing to with skin colour I just find them to be hilarious and I know a lot of OT enjoys my young people threads, so don't call me a racist when you dont know a thing about me.
    Edited By: sssssssivarT Jul 12th, 2012 at 02:38 AM
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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 2:49am) in reply to sssssssivarT

     
    Originally Posted by sssssssivarT View Post

    I'm not a racist I just post racist things.


    Whelp.
  29. sssssssivarT sssssssivarT is offline

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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 3:01am) in reply to norcaljeff

    nothing I have posted is racist, and I have never shown hatred towards races so why don't you learn what racism is because theres a huge difference from posting things that these stupid people do (not because they're race but because these people are actualing doing stupid stuff) and threads about hatred for the colour of ones skin. so before you call me a racist learn what it is you fucking clown NCJ, your honestly one of the biggest POS on this forum and as much as people hate me it honestly seems like everyone hates you on here so kys ffs.
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  30. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 3:03am) in reply to sssssssivarT

    you seem actualing upset
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