My friends went to the strip club while I played poker drinking jager bombs to keep up. When they returned I had more money than when they left. They had less money

In south dakota a surprisingly young stripper was dancin it up on our table, thought I was gonna get in. Until the bartender told her to get off the table. Her response "Mom, dont embarrass me in front of clients and you cant tell me what to do."

 

Originally Posted by AceRunner

680? Didn't a fellow OT'er pay $50 for the full service from the same lovely lady at OG?

was the fellow OTer fat and ugly?

Some girl showed me her boobs. It was awesome.

 

Originally Posted by edwardt1988

After he had to sneak out of his stripper gf's bed.

haters gonna hate

U can use the search feature and find a million stories but I guess it won't hurt me to type an Upton look alike licked a white substance off the tip of my dick and than turned around and took said dick in the bunghole why I puller her hair like she was Animal Kingdom in the Derby. After crossin the finish line I spun that whore around and made her swallow a diff substance (this one was not cocaine iirc) and that was that. For you noobs I didn't pay anything that night (sure have other nights). With that being said there is a Hangover type story where my friend fell off VIP and cracked his Fibula starin at a chics ass which was undoubtedly epic as well & I get to Vegas (Rhino) tomorrow so who knows, maybe another story awaits!

 

Originally Posted by R_U_Nuts

me and a bunch of buddies took a friend out for his 21st birthday. We wanted one more drink after last call and started to cause a ruckus. We started to plead saying it was his 21st so give us one more. Two strippers came over and asked if he was really 21 cuz he looked 30. He busted out his ID and one of teh strippers says "He really is 21 today" she looks at her friend and says" We should give him a blow job for free" We all go crazy chanting "Blow job Blow Job" Friend replies "Im not sucking any ones dick for free but for 100$ We'll do it. This was about 20 years ago and 100$ was a lot of money but we all scramble together and scrape up 89$ and negociate a better deal. So these two chicks take him in to the mens room and then come out about 10 minutes later. One of them tells us he passed out so we go in the mens room and there he is passed out on the toilet pants down by his ankles and cum all over his shirt, damn near all the way to his neck. We try throwing cups of water on him to wake him up but it didnt work. We ended up drawing straws to see who had to put his pants back on him and luckily it wasnt me. We get him out to the car and go to Taco Bell and proceed to have a taco eating contest while he sleeps it off a little. After the contest we take him back home. He lives with his parents and is still passed out so we take his car keys open his car and dump him in there. This was about 5 am. I go home sleep till about 2pm drive over to his place to check on him and he is still sleeping in his car but now has puke all over himself as well. His mom and dad are doing yard work in the front yard and his dad says to me "you guys must have had one helluva time last night" I nod in agreement and ask if he is ok. His dad says that he has been going over every 30 minutes or so and checking his pulse but wabted to let him sleep as along as he could. It was so fucking funny back then but now all I can think about is how lucky we were he didnt die or something.

Pure gold.

I nailed a good lookin' stripper at OG's in the VIP...that's about as crazy as my stories go.

One time I was getting a lap dance while wearing jean shorts. Stripper was breathing on my dick and I sharted on her. She was remarkably displeased. And my jean shorts were ruined.

When i used to strip at clubs and private parties on weekends, there were just far too many crazy things going on to explain here. The best one would have to be the cougar that brought her daughter into the club for her 21st birthday and we ended up in a wild 3 way.

lol FU - had to fight the womens off with a club back in the day

did they wear the underwear that went from their chest down to their ankles?

Question for my friends down south....what's the deal with strippers keeping their panties on and those fuckin' stickers on their nips?

this stripper asked for my number once, and i wrote it on a 1 dollar bill and gave it to her. she never called:(

I walked into a strip club in downtown Atlanta one day and the first girl I ever had sex with was dancing. Hawtter than ever I might add. She was real glad to see me and we got it on as soon as she got off work that afternoon. Apparently she provided good references for me with the other dancers, because I had sex with about 8 of them over the next couple months.

 

Originally Posted by jdbunchOSU

two words...bible belt.

Was this a response to my question? If so, can you elaborate?

I'm just confused as to how strippers in Canada are completely naked, basically bull-riding my knee cap...and then I go to the US, and it's like I'm in kindergarten, praying one of 'em gives me a star sticker off their titty. I always envisioned the US clubs would be better than Canada's, but it's not even close.

I need to see muff designs, lip lengths and cold hard nipples!!!!