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  1. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 1:59am)

    My dick wears overalls.

    Me and my buddies have been constantly sending back this shit from Harold and Kumar, it's hilarious.

    My dick eats vanilla wafers, yo dick got shot by a tazer. The original: we just make shit up.

    <OBJECT height=340 width=560><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/Muj26g3eugU&hl=en&fs=1&"><PARAM NAME="allowFullScreen" VALUE="true"><PARAM NAME="allowscriptaccess" VALUE="always"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Muj26g3eugU&hl=en&fs=1&" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Muj26g3eugU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></OBJECT>
  2. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 1:59am) in reply to dams

    Yo dick posts in PD, my dick straight OT.
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  3. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:03am) in reply to dams

    My dick liberated Iran, yo dick Clay Aiken's a fan.
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  4. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:04am) in reply to dams

    WTF did I just watch?
  5. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:07am) in reply to cizastro

    I don't have sound on this computer but I'm hoping just the song video?
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  6. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:10am) in reply to dams

    My diiiick wears the fanciest sneakers and your diiiiiiick can't even afford speakers....
  7. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:14am) in reply to cizastro

    My diiick has 2 computers, yo diiick dislikes women's hooters
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  8. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:23am) in reply to dams

    My diiiick likes to roll in a beamer, yo diiiick likes a dude that's a screamer.

    Ok, this is kinda fun.
  9. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:32am) in reply to cizastro

    Yo diiiick likes to roll in a beamer, my diiiick's bigger than FEMA.
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  10. Moosebabies Moosebabies is offline it's all about timing

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:40am) in reply to dams

    my dick is a fine piece of art, your dick it works at a Wal Mart
  11. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:44am) in reply to Moosebabies

    Yo diiiick created Moosebabies, my diiiick did over 40 ladies.
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  12. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:47am) in reply to dams

    Yo diiick looks like an apple core, my diiiick can feed a family of four.
  13. Moosebabies Moosebabies is offline it's all about timing

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:49am) in reply to dams

    Yo dick needs a dental dam, my dick has its own web cam
  14. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:51am) in reply to Moosebabies

    yo diiiiick was made in japan, my diiiiick is straight up african
  15. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:52am) in reply to Moosebabies

    Yo diiiick has many male viewers, my diiiick vagina lure.
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  16. Moosebabies Moosebabies is offline it's all about timing

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:55am) in reply to dams

    My dick it buys its own pants, your dick starred in Deliverance
  17. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:56am) in reply to dams

    yo diiiick scares away strippers, my diiiick is the same size as flipper
  18. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:57am) in reply to Moosebabies

    My diiiick didn't see that movie, it waaas too busy doing pussy.
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  19. ccm ccm is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:57am) in reply to dams

    yo dick, has shitstains all over.

    my dick rides a fuckin range rover.
  20. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:58am) in reply to riverdrowns

    Yooo diiick must have a brain, My diiick thinks that's insane.
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  21. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:59am) in reply to dams

    my diiiick is ranked on pocket fives, yo diiiick just likes guys
  22. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:00am) in reply to riverdrowns

    my diiick is bigger than this thread, yo diiick tries to give itself head
  23. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:02am) in reply to riverdrowns

    yooo dick looks like mashed potaters, my diiiick more like a white darth vader
  24. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:02am) in reply to riverdrowns

    Yo diiick ranked 60 percent, my diiiick long and bent.
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  25. Moosebabies Moosebabies is offline it's all about timing

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:02am) in reply to dams

    my dick, guests on Jimmy Kimmel, your dick fits inside a thimble
  26. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:02am) in reply to riverdrowns

    my diiiick fucking eats babies, yo diiick just has rabies
  27. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:04am) in reply to riverdrowns

    my diiick has the best spot, yo diiick is parked up the block
  28. dams dams is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:05am) in reply to ccm

    My diiiick straight relaxin, yoo diiick looks like Micheal Jackson.
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  29. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:05am) in reply to riverdrowns

    my diiick is heavy like lead, yo diiick is more like bread
  30. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:06am) in reply to riverdrowns

    my diiick has a personal jet, yo diiick needs to call collect
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