1. The mf'ers who try to transfer debts. "I owe you $200 right? Well Mike owes me $250, so just get it from him"
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  2. When playing BJ: that person who thinks if the other people at the table don't play optimally, it hurts their EV.

    Like some lady on my right will hit on 13 with a 4 showing, she busts when she gets a face card, I stay, and the person to my left, showing 11, starts berating the table fish, saying that was "their" card. I've even heard some people claim that it hurts their EV, saying that if the whole table plays well, they will get better cards.

    It's a random fucking deck, you retards.
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  3.  
    Originally Posted by Ditka88 View Post

    The mf'ers who try to transfer debts. "I owe you $200 right? Well Mike owes me $250, so just get it from him"

    This only works if it's a prior arrangement between people. My group of friends back home used a spreadsheet to keep track of all the prop bets and other gambling debts, then would regularly settle up with minimal money transference. However, if there's no prior deal, fuck you, pay me.
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  4.  
    Originally Posted by Randers View Post

    This from a guy who wore a yamaka and spun dradels as a kid.

    I still do that shit when nobody is around, like how other dudes shuffle chips.
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  5. Shitty old men with their false tells. Shaking their head & grimacing & making faces like they smell a fart and acting like they want to pitch their cards in. Then check raising when someone bets.

    Even more irritating : myself when I pay them off cuz I can think of one hand they might do that with that I can beat.
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  6. It only irritates me cuz ive been tilting for 3 days and I hate losing to chumps. Yep I guess I just irritate myself. Time for a break
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  7.  
    Originally Posted by Pghfan987 View Post

    When playing BJ: that person who thinks if the other people at the table don't play optimally, it hurts their EV.

    Like some lady on my right will hit on 13 with a 4 showing, she busts when she gets a face card, I stay, and the person to my left, showing 11, starts berating the table fish, saying that was "their" card. I've even heard some people claim that it hurts their EV, saying that if the whole table plays well, they will get better cards.

    It's a random fucking deck, you retards.

    +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
    Edited By: bfactor Oct 14th, 2012 at 03:15 AM
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  8. Seriously just basically insert any superstitious behavior or the cards/dice have "memory" type of mentality that gamblers have and actually genuinely believe, like, not just saying it jokingly but clearly actually believe cuz they get straight up angry about it and rant with a serious facial expression about at the bj or craps table, basically FUCK YOU, cunts. I hate those people so much. "Oh now, you bought in at the craps table while a roll was going on. Don't you know that affects the odds/longterm mathematical EV expectation of the game and stuff because it is 'bad mojo'/'bad juju'/'bad____'!!!" UHHHH NO IT MOTHERFUCKING DOESN'T ASSHOLE. FUCKING DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Why are humans so fucking retarded
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  9. Have you found a running mate for dont pass 2012?
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  10.  
    Originally Posted by quietwinner View Post

    yea, poker chips are quiet possibly the dirtiest thing in the world. would not be shocked if they had more bacteria and germs than a toilet seat

    had a chip that started crawling away from me at the Taj once
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  11. Make a call at the river. Get asked what do you have. i called show your damn hand. how hard is it. If you are so ashamed of it don't bet it. Good grief.
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  12.  
    Originally Posted by Waldo38 View Post

    My most tilting is Crown Casino in Melbourne Australia, they thought they werent raping people enough so they changed the Rules of Black Jack, now if the Dealer gets 22 its a push lol no matter what you have, and if you get a 22 you bust.

    They have changed that rule on mosts of the low stakes tables. so rigged. Their arguement is that they pay you out straight away when you get 21 so it evens it up lol.

    So rigged, never playing black jack there again.

    I completely forgot about this! Biggest bunch of BS I've witnessed in a casino.
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  13.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Seriously just basically insert any superstitious behavior or the cards/dice have "memory" type of mentality that gamblers have and actually genuinely believe, like, not just saying it jokingly but clearly actually believe cuz they get straight up angry about it and rant with a serious facial expression about at the bj or craps table, basically FUCK YOU, cunts. I hate those people so much. "Oh now, you bought in at the craps table while a roll was going on. Don't you know that affects the odds/longterm mathematical EV expectation of the game and stuff because it is 'bad mojo'/'bad juju'/'bad____'!!!" UHHHH NO IT MOTHERFUCKING DOESN'T ASSHOLE. FUCKING DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Why are humans so fucking retarded

    Are you posing a statement that instincts and hunches do not exist?

    While it's easy to say in the long-term such and such runs at this probability, the reality is none of us will live long enough, or go through enough observations to see that long-term prospect. In the interim, we should focus on what immediately affects the next outcome not what the aggregate of all previous and future outcomes will be. You are putting more weight into your theoretical prospects than what experience has ingrained into craps players. Where does that happen, I wonder, where people believe in something not observed in reality over actual observations, man it really is right on the top of my head, what is it, what is it, hmmmmmmm, oh yeah, sounds like religion. Kudos for coming over to the dark side buddy, may you be blessed.
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  14. Yesterday, tourney at a local room. Not a big deal but two regulars, one who limps from MP, the other in the BB and are the only two in the hand.

    BB checks, MP checks
    BB checks and announces he'll just check it down, MP says fine.
    BB checks rivers, and shows his hand before MP acts, MP just turns up his hand and announces nuts (KQ on AxxJT board, no flush). Dealer pushes pot to MP.

    I casually say something about checking the nuts (which is against the rules). Dealer, who knows both of these guys, says that it's no big deal since they both agreed to check it down.

    Then 10 minutes later, I'm checking scores on my cell phone and place phone face down on the edge of the table (not touching the felt) and the dealer says I need to keep my phone off the table.

    Basically, locals who get to bend the rules and everyone else who doesn't.
     
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  15.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Seriously just basically insert any superstitious behavior or the cards/dice have "memory" type of mentality that gamblers have and actually genuinely believe, like, not just saying it jokingly but clearly actually believe cuz they get straight up angry about it and rant with a serious facial expression about at the bj or craps table, basically FUCK YOU, cunts. I hate those people so much. "Oh now, you bought in at the craps table while a roll was going on. Don't you know that affects the odds/longterm mathematical EV expectation of the game and stuff because it is 'bad mojo'/'bad juju'/'bad____'!!!" UHHHH NO IT MOTHERFUCKING DOESN'T ASSHOLE. FUCKING DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Why are humans so fucking retarded

    I doubt any of us live long enough or play enough craps to worry about stuff like long term expectation. I don't understand why you get so worked up about stuff like this. How often do you even play craps? Maybe once a year? You stated earlier ITT that you rarely even shoot dice.

    Edit: Didn't see Niceguy's post, +1 to most of what he said.
    Edited By: Xmas32 Oct 14th, 2012 at 02:02 PM
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  16.  
    Originally Posted by STOPPER19 View Post

    I actually refused to learn and play BJ for a while bc my first two experiences at the BJ table were like this. Made the whole experience of learning the game terrible. I figured all the games were like this and was like fuck that if you make one mistake you get killed? no thanks.

    Now i realize these guys are miserable fucks and the ultimate degens. I'd prob be that way too if I played 4x a week with half my paycheck.

    yeah snd it's stupid too, how many times did a wrong play help them, bad play changes nothing.
     
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  17.  
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Are you posing a statement that instincts and hunches do not exist?

    While it's easy to say in the long-term such and such runs at this probability, the reality is none of us will live long enough, or go through enough observations to see that long-term prospect. In the interim, we should focus on what immediately affects the next outcome not what the aggregate of all previous and future outcomes will be. You are putting more weight into your theoretical prospects than what experience has ingrained into craps players. Where does that happen, I wonder, where people believe in something not observed in reality over actual observations, man it really is right on the top of my head, what is it, what is it, hmmmmmmm, oh yeah, sounds like religion. Kudos for coming over to the dark side buddy, may you be blessed.

    WTF are you guys talking about lolllllllllll

    Jesus fucking christ, even in the "short run", I'm saying, it makes no fucking difference on any bet ever made whether you blow on the dice or whether someone tries to buy in during the middle of the roll or any stupid superstitious bullshit like that. None of that shit affects your odds on any bet. Ever. And hooooly fucking lol at trying to say that NOT being superstitious = being religious. WTFFFF, I can't believe my fucking eyeballs. Clearly it's the exact polar fucking opposite. Being superstitious is what is akin to being religious, not being NOT superstitious. ARGHHHH fuck this stupid rock of morons, why can't I be alone on Mars and not be near any of all these fucktards yet. LJSHFDkljdslfkjdslkfjsd fuck this shit
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  18.  
    Originally Posted by Xmas32 View Post

    I doubt any of us live long enough or play enough craps to worry about stuff like long term expectation. I don't understand why you get so worked up about stuff like this. How often do you even play craps? Maybe once a year? You stated earlier ITT that you rarely even shoot dice.

    Edit: Didn't see Niceguy's post, +1 to most of what he said.

    WTFFFFFFFFFF

    Am I seriously the only sane fucking person on this site. How are there not any people who comprehend basic, 4th grade probability mathematics.

    "superstitious" shit like blowing on the dice, or someone buying into the table during the middle of a roll, or whatever stupid shit like that HAS NO EFFECT on ANYTHING. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Not in the short run. Not in the long run. Not anything. Your odds on any one single roll do not fucking change from that shit. You have EXACTLY the same motherfucking odds of winning or losing your bet regardless of whether some chick buys into the table during the roll or not. This doesn't have ANYTHING to do with waiting for years and years for "the longrun to kick in". NO you fucking insane weirdos, I'm saying, it doesn't have any effect on ANY bet, everrrrrr. Not on the very next bet. Not the one after it. Not the million ones after that. NONEEEE OF THEMMMMMMMMM

    How are people actually siding with superstition on this shit. I'm seriously so fucking pissed off at the human race right now at the sight of you being like "Durrrrrp, oh yea durrppp like +1 at that durrrrrp" at a post that goes "Well, maybe in the long run superstition won't matter, but in the short run it will..." <---- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. ::HEAD EXPLODES at how retarded that statement is:: Barffffffffffffff, this shit is off the chartsishly stupid.

    I'm gonna go murder everyone ever now. Nice job assholes.
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  19.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post


    I'm gonna go murder everyone ever now. Nice job assholes.

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  20.  
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Yesterday, tourney at a local room. Not a big deal but two regulars, one who limps from MP, the other in the BB and are the only two in the hand.

    BB checks, MP checks
    BB checks and announces he'll just check it down, MP says fine.
    BB checks rivers, and shows his hand before MP acts, MP just turns up his hand and announces nuts (KQ on AxxJT board, no flush). Dealer pushes pot to MP.

    I casually say something about checking the nuts (which is against the rules). Dealer, who knows both of these guys, says that it's no big deal since they both agreed to check it down.

    Then 10 minutes later, I'm checking scores on my cell phone and place phone face down on the edge of the table (not touching the felt) and the dealer says I need to keep my phone off the table.

    Basically, locals who get to bend the rules and everyone else who doesn't.

    That's because the 'no checking the nuts' rule only applies in tournaments ya tard. Its common for friends to check down hands in cash games
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  21. And for christs sakes if you are eating something greasy like fries use forks people. Its not rocket science.
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  22.  
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    That's because the 'no checking the nuts' rule only applies in tournaments ya tard. Its common for friends to check down hands in cash games

    It's still something that should not happen. If u are friends and you are going to do something like check it down, then when one guy bets the river the other should know he has it.
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  23.  
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    That's because the 'no checking the nuts' rule only applies in tournaments ya tard. Its common for friends to check down hands in cash games

    second word in post tho
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  24.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    WTFFFFFFFFFF

    Am I seriously the only sane fucking person on this site. How are there not any people who comprehend basic, 4th grade probability mathematics.

    "superstitious" shit like blowing on the dice, or someone buying into the table during the middle of a roll, or whatever stupid shit like that HAS NO EFFECT on ANYTHING. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Not in the short run. Not in the long run. Not anything. Your odds on any one single roll do not fucking change from that shit. You have EXACTLY the same motherfucking odds of winning or losing your bet regardless of whether some chick buys into the table during the roll or not. This doesn't have ANYTHING to do with waiting for years and years for "the longrun to kick in". NO you fucking insane weirdos, I'm saying, it doesn't have any effect on ANY bet, everrrrrr. Not on the very next bet. Not the one after it. Not the million ones after that. NONEEEE OF THEMMMMMMMMM

    How are people actually siding with superstition on this shit. I'm seriously so fucking pissed off at the human race right now at the sight of you being like "Durrrrrp, oh yea durrppp like +1 at that durrrrrp" at a post that goes "Well, maybe in the long run superstition won't matter, but in the short run it will..." <---- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. ::HEAD EXPLODES at how retarded that statement is:: Barffffffffffffff, this shit is off the chartsishly stupid.

    I'm gonna go murder everyone ever now. Nice job assholes.

    How often do you play craps again? Why don't you try answering my questions instead of going off the deep end like usual.
    Edited By: Xmas32 Oct 14th, 2012 at 04:20 PM
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  25.  
    Originally Posted by rayspizza View Post

    second word in post tho


    Whoops just saw it. Yea that's laughable. My local casino did the same thing in a tourney a few weeks ago.after they were heads up on a flop one lady reg asked the other "how do you wanna play this?" ...I was like wtf? Dealers are so scared to tell the regs anything and if u say something all the regs look at u with disdain.

    Cliffs: don't play local Indian casino tourneys
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  26.  
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    had a chip that started crawling away from me at the Taj once

    you have to wear gloves when playing at the taj. oh and a bullet proof vest as well
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  27.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    WTFFFFFFFFFF

    Am I seriously the only sane fucking person on this site. How are there not any people who comprehend basic, 4th grade probability mathematics.

    except roulette. When red is rolled 11 or 12 times in a row, black is def the next number.
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  28. lol the craps savants and b are both pretty much correct but I'm guessing neither knows why
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  29. The entertainment value of being with a group all playing the pass and getting on a roll > marginal monetary value of playing the don't pass.
     
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