I know this is gonna sound like weaksauce, but when I was like 10 or 11, my pal john and i had a pillow fight with a couple other dudes. This was no normal pillow fight, john had the brilliant idea of fighting with the lights off, almost pitch dark. Well, trying to see your way around the room and see other people is really hard in the dark, so naturally you open your eyes real wide and strain to see

Big Fucking Mistake

another guy hits me straight across the eyes with a pillow and obv i can't blink cuz i don't know its coming. honestly thats probably the worst thing i've ever felt, i thought my eyes were gonna burn out of their sockets. i'm sure this in no way compares to being shot etc but it was soooooooo bad.

so, anyone out there been shot or anything similar?

Edit: also another painful pillow fight incident occured when an opponent unknowingly had a golf ball in his case. that sucked too.

had a few.
had a deep cut in my thumb and a horsefly bit inside, i know that doesnt sound bad but it throbbd for days.
i wasnt wearing my gear properly and went into a house that was pretty much lit up, got hit with a flash over, had no skin on my ears or neck at all. it was fuckin disgusting.
i was 10 or 11 and a bunch of us were jumping over a picket fence off of a swing, somehow i got twisted in the air and got impaled. wasnt the worst pain, but there was a lot of fuckin blood

waking up immediately after knee surgery. I broke my knee in 3 pieces and had to have 2 pins put in and wire wrapped around it to pull the 3 pieces back together.

No doubt here:

I was 22. I was working at an event and was taking a 200 pound ramp off the interior wall of a truck with another guy, and it slipped and dropped on my ring finger - right on the nail. It instantly filled with blood and swelled up.

I was in pain, but it sort of numbed itself, and I put ice on it.

Went to hospital and they said they had to drain the blood with a needle.

They give me a shot to numb the pain. Then she pulls out this big ass needle that heats up and glows orange. She stuck it in the middle of my nail and I felt every fucking morsal of pain... I screamed out "Motherfucker!" and proceeded to slam my own hand into the wall.

They gae me 3 more shots and I never felt it, but blood came out everywhere.

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Oh yeah, and the fucking kidney stone. But I don't talk about that.

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i had an impaction or whatever you'd call it when you need a root canal, where your tooth is hollowed out to where the nerves are exposed. I took a bite of a subway sandwich and got the bread lodged in that opening pressing against the nerves. horrid. took 2 hours to get home, then 2 more hours of being barely concious until i could get pain meds to knock me out.

eww a lot of these sound nasty.

my pal andy got shot in the right ass cheak with a .22, it went in to his gut and bounced off his hip. that kind of shit has got to take the cake.

a kidney stone would suck as well.

fuck yeah i forgot about tooth problems. soooooooo miserable.

OMG, that sucks man tooth problems are terrible....

Passing 4 kidney stones at once.

This is probably nothing compared to everybody elses (especially since I have yet to be stabbed, shot, have broken bones etc.).

But, when I was 10 or 11 I had to get braces. Before the braces go on, the baby teeth have to come out. I had 4 of them left. 2 on the top and 2 on the bottom. The two on the top were what some people have as vampire teeth. The other two right below those.

Well, they were gonna yank my teeth out obv and had to numb my mouth to do so. Well, the 5 inch needles they stuck into my gums 4 times by each tooth nearly made me pass out from the pain. My toes scrunched up. I nearly ripped the arm off the chair I was sitting in.

Also, paper cuts on the fleshly part in between each finger and I couldn't open, touch, grab anything for days. I basically had one hand.

shoulder contusion

hurt like an absolute bitch but nothing some painkillers couldn't fix

not vicodin though, that shit is bullshit and didnt kill an ounce of pain

KIDNEY STONE. thought i was fucking exploding......

2nd Novicane shot to sore tender gum, like he was squirting acid into my jaw.

probably catching a face full of some super potent pepper spray and a beer bottle over my head at virtually the same moment.

i used to work at this club at the door, and my other door guy was this retard who thought that working the door was like enforcing the word of God. He wore black combat boots, cargo pants with a mag lite and apparently peper spray. he was this tall, chubby wannabe toughguy that was always trying to find trouble so he could throw soemone out. just absolutely dumber than dirt

so anyways, there is altercation inside, no big deal really, just pushing and shoving shit talking etc. I get in between the two guys and tell them to calm down and they are just starting to chill out when roadhouse comes storming in with his maglite and pepper spray. He basically sprays me dead in the face, and as that happened, one of the dudes friends smashes me over the forehead with a beer bottle.

being unable to see, breathe, or stand is always fun. it was actually really fkin scary, the way it all kinda happened at once. 17 stitches, concussion, tasted/smelled nothing for a week

2001 ALCS

EDIT: Super Bowl XL

DOUBLE EDIT: When the Storm won the wnba championship