i gave the hubby the muscleman pose after beating him in gin-rummy once - he still gives me shit about it, but it just makes me laugh :)

 

Originally Posted by GPop21

i was a good sport, however my teammate was known for swiping his hand in the crack of his ass then shaking hands with the other team (after a loss)

lol wtf so wrong, bet some opposing players woke up with pinkeye the next day lol

after playing an indoor soccer game during high school, on the way home with my dad, he asked what i was most pleased with for the game.even though we had won, i told him i was happy that i and my team had been aggressive and hip-checked a number of their player into the boards. he told me that wasnt in the spirit of the game.

another, my brother beat me on a last second 30 yard touchdown pass in ncaa 2005 in 2005, we were playing a season between him and i and another roommate. lets just say the roommate sucked so this game was likely deciding a championship game berth. i just threw down my controller and ran out of the basement and out of the house to talk a walk. i never said anything to him, just go the hell out of there because come on. i only did it because if i had stayed only bad things could have happened, so i left to make it more clean. lol. just needed a couple minutes alone

My friends came by and dragged me to a bar one night when I lived down the shore. I was standing by the air hockey table and this girl came up and asked me if I wanted to play. I had a gf (wife now) so wasn't looking to hook up or anything, I was really looking for a game though and this was bad news for this girl because I was fucking GREAT at air hockey. The girl just wanted to talk and play for fun, but I just went balls out and pretty much shut her out within a couple of minutes. I was obnoxious as hell, trash talking the whole time. The game ends and she says "Congrats. you won." and storms off.
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It's just a random thing, but I felt really bad. I'm normally really nice to everyone, esp girls. She was really upset and I still feel bad about it. She was all happy when she came up to me and I made her feel bad. I still feel like a dick...and this was over 10 years ago.

freshman year of baseball, ump called strike 3 on me and I thought the game was over and I had lost it for my team because there were tying runners on base. So i chucked my bat about 20 feet towards the dugout and got tossed bc there was an inning left. OOPs. had to sit out 2 games. felt like an ass.

My senior year we sucked at football. like LOL bad. It would piss me off a ton that we would lose so badly. Once the QB threw a pick on a pass intended for me and instead of tacking the 6-5 kid. im not kidding, it was this kid.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Wheelwright instead of tackling him I grabbed him by his facemask and dragged him to the ground. basically the most blatant face mask of all time.

In another game we were losing 22-0 on the last play of the game and we threw a hail mary because... why not? obv they picked it off and tried to run it back for a TD. this was pretty tilting to me so as i was running down the field to tackle the ball carrier one kid was jsut standing around watching because it was the last play of the game and he was nowhere near the ball. so i put my helmet in his back to knock him on his face. got a 15 yarder for that. lol @ 15 yarder when game is over. anyways the ref went and talked to my coach and he came up to me and asked if I wanted him to remember me as a dirty player or a hard worker and some other blah blah shit. Oh and once I dug my fingers into a kids eyes in the pileup but i think this is pretty standard.

This is a combination of poor sportsmanship (I think) between myself and my high school baseball coach

We were smashing an in-county team by 20+ runs. I play shortstop, don't pitch. Coach tells me that I'm throwing the 4th inning (or whatever inning the 10 run rule comes into play) to give our pitchers the rest of the game off. I go in, and the catcher starts to tell me the signs, lol...I told him 'fuck that, I'm throwing all knuckleballs'...So I did. I gave up 3 walks, 4 hits, and some runs (don't remember the exact number, but it wasn't pretty). But I also got myself 4 strikeouts...My knuckleballs were dancing and one of my Ks went past the catcher and runner reached first allowing my career K/9IP to be 36...I didn't see anything wrong about the situation at the time, but looking back, I think it's 'rubbing it in' pretty bad

I was playing touch football in my front yard with friends when I was 10 years old and one of the kids named Jerry got a touchdown

Jerry's Uncle Jenny (Post-op) called him home to eat dinner and I was pissed I didn't get the chance to tie the score

I grabbed a big ass pine cone off the ground and chucked it at Jerry from like 50 feet and nailed him in the back of the head

Nobody could believe I even hit him. It was better than any passes in the game that day

Jerry fell to the ground

Jerry had large pieces of pine cone lodged in the back of his head and needed stitches.

I was grounded

Jenny was angry

not really sportsmanship, but this popped into my head

when i used to live in reno i played a lot of 3/6 limit at the cal neva, they never really cut me off on comp'd drinks and i'd probably drink 200 dlrs a day in white russians while breaking even to pre game for the night

so thats my mind set, just stuttering drunk, one night towards the end of a "session" i check raised air on the river and my opponent folded, i wasnt even paying attention i just slammed my cards down face up and yelled, yeah bitch i thought there was no bluffing in limit, i didnt even see who else was in the hand... the 70'ish year old sweet woman who folded took it personal and got up and left, i felt realllly bad lol, i think i tried to say sorry but she probably couldnt understand me... doubt she ever played again

Golden...I applaud you, sir...One less old person on the limit table imo

LOL I am in tears

I was umping my friends Little League game. It was a 13-16 year old league I was 17, he was 16. His team had played the whole game with 8 and somehow were winning in the last inning. He was pitching and was the only player left on his team who could pitch. His team was up 4 in the last inning with 2 outs and the bases loaded. A pop up is hit to right and it is obv dropped because the right fielder sucks, but when he throws it in my buddy gets the cutoff and throws it away so all 4 runs scored and the game is tied. He takes is glove off, throws it as hard as he can against the dugout, and then at the top of his lungs yells, "FUCK!" Everyone is stunned at looks at me. I try to keep myself from bursting out laughing, and wave on the next batter. There was no way I would throw him out when I get to see another freak out when he loses.

we were up big in a summer league gm in like 9th or 10th grade. i took every at bat really serious and we were keeping stats. ump calls an awful 3rd strike just trying to speed up the game. i gently let go of the bat in his direction and its lands at his feet. obv tossed, threw my helmet, yelled. forced to apologize afterwards. pretty ridic considering the score.

In a HS wrestling dual against this school known for being thugs, I used my signature move, which was the guillotine, to crank on this kid's neck until he was basically trying to tap out (standard, legal move that should have been illegal). So the next guy up from the other school (Tulsa Webster) drives our guy hard into the bench... then does it again. The 2nd time, I jumped up shoved him and yelled "you want some shit?!!" My coach - who was a bad ass mofo, wrestled at Oklahoma State - jumped in between us as the guy came at me, but instantly the benches emptied, and the stands emptied... luckily we were at home. It was fucking chaos.... this kid on my team was swinging a chair around yelling "get the fuck back!" I don't know how they got it stopped but needless to say, the event was instantly cancelled...

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then in grad school, intramural basketball game, I guess I was in a shitty mood because we were losing, or maybe it was something else....this kid who is smaller than me was on a breakaway, and I was going up for the block, coming from the opposite angle.... I just completely fucking plowed him, was totally uncalled for. He scrambled up and made some feeble attempt to come after me while his teammates held him back. I just stood there feeling pretty much like a douche for plowing over someone in an intramural game.

I've got a few(I have some more but these are the memorable ones). I was a pretty terrible sport in just about everything I played.

1. 6th grade aau state tournament. It was the first game of the tournament and we were the number 2 seed so we should of had a walk through to get past the team we were playing(we had beat them by wide margins the first two times we played them.) So it's lateish in the second half and were down afew and I drive to the basket and this kid literally jumps in front of me. We both go down, I hear the whistle and am thinking free throws. I look up and the ref calls charging. Fuck, it's my 5th foul and out so naturally I let out a "quiet" you gotta be fucking kidding me. The ref hears it and t's me up. At this point I'm still pretty composed until the kid that drew the charge gets in my face so I shove him like gtfo of my space. He starts shoving back and as the refs come to seperate he gives me an elbow and I give him a
right hook. Double technicals, both ejected, but we came back and won so it turned out ok.

2. 9th grade school ball, got the ball stolen from me, and that just wasn't acceptable so I chased him down and right as he was about to go for the layup I tackled him into the wall. (cant remember if I was playing shitty or just annoyed, but I deemed it appropriate) kid gets up looking to trade punches and both teams surround and someone got hit in the face and all the sudden it's a 5v5 fight. Couple punches couple elbows and about 6 technicals later I'm walking to the locker room with a black eye.

3. 7th or 8th grade summer baseball. It like the fifth inning in a 0-0 tie pitcher almost hits me in the head on the first pitch. Second pitch I had to jump to get out of the way, third pitch I turn and it hits me in the upper back. Kid has had good control to this point so I think about going out to the mound and letting him know how I feel. Instead I let it go. Next inning he's first up(I'm pitching). First pitch I hit him square in the back. He takes his base. Instead of being done with him I go for pick off and hit him in the side. He advances to second. I hit the next guy in the legs then I struck out the next three. He comes up again in the 7th(I think) and I hit him in the shoulder and am promptly ejected.

4. Most recent one is this winter. I'm in an intermural floor hockey league with my buddies. It gives me a reason to take of work twice a week. There's only a handful of teams and with 4 games a week you get to know your opponents. Most of the league is pretty chill except for one team. We usually beat them by 5+ goals a game so they weren't really a threat. One game me and this dude are jawing back and forth and anytime we had the puck he'd slash my friends and his elbows were everywhere. So I'm like fuck this and I dumped the puck down the court and he goes and gets it and starts bringing it into our zone. We play in a big gym bleachers on one side so I wait till he gets near the bleachers and I take a big run at him and slashed the hell out of his ankle. Then to even the score I finished it off with a big elbow to the head check into the bleachers. He gets in my face and does the typical hockey shove and our teams break us up. We both get penalties for being retarded and the hole time were in the box I'm talking shit. He gets all pissed and is like well settlethis after the game. I'm by no means a bug guy, but I have huge friends so this is fine with me. We go outside after the game and I'm like ok let's do it. A few punches from each and then we were broken up. Who know floor hockey was so violent?

5. This is probaly the worst as far as sportsmanship goes. Playing in an aau game some kid fouls me hard and I come down awkwardly on my ankle. It was a
clean foul but I'm pretty pissed. After going and getting some ice I come back to the bench and tell my best friend to go out there and make it even. He's guarding the kid later in the game and he basically bodyslams him on a drive to the basket and the kid comes down funny. He's instantly screaming in pain. Finally gets taken off the court and brought to a doctor/hospital. Found out later in the tourney he broke his elbow. Kinda felt like a douche seeing as my sprained ankle only kept me out the rest of the weekend.

Those are some of the worst. There's a lot of smaller ones too. My friends all laugh because I'm the worlds most laid back person, but once someone fucks with me on the court I competely change. Sportsmanship is over rated.

Basically this, because this gif is much cooler than any descriptions of me... only difference being I (goalie) had already punted ball off his face and started rumble.