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  1. warden warden is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 4:59am) in reply to Niceguy

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  2. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline Is not a girl

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 4:59am) in reply to warden

     
    Originally Posted by warden View Post


    okay that's some sick shit right there
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  3. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 4:59am) in reply to warden

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  4. warden warden is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 4:59am) in reply to Niceguy

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  5. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:00am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    people that kill spiders must enjoy living with actual pests. incredibly odd if you ask me.

    especially a huntsman! they rape cockroaches, beetles, etc... they are sick hunters (thus the name ldo)

    This x100000 - you see a spider in your apartment, you leave that fucker be. I never mind seeing a couple milling about. Don't know the different species of spider, etc. but they fucking own cockroaches.
  6. warden warden is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:00am) in reply to Niceguy

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  7. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:00am) in reply to warden

    trapdoor spider. smart lil fuckers



    The trapdoor is difficult to see when it is closed because the plant and soil materials effectively camouflage it. The trapdoor is hinged on one side with silk. The spiders, which are usually nocturnal, typically wait for prey while holding on to the underside of the door with the claws on their tarsi. Prey is captured when insects, other arthropods, or small vertebrates disturb the 'trip' lines the spider lays out around its trapdoor, alerting the spider to a meal within reach. The spider detects the prey by vibrations and, when it comes close enough, leaps out of its burrow to make the capture.
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Jul 31st, 2012 at 05:03 AM
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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:01am) in reply to Niceguy

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:02am) in reply to Niceguy

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:04am) in reply to Niceguy

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  11. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:05am) in reply to warden


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  12. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:05am) in reply to XquiziVex

    that video rapes ^^^

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  13. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:06am) in reply to warden

    another trapdoor:

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:08am) in reply to warden

    think this is my all-time fav:





    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Jul 31st, 2012 at 05:09 AM
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  15. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:11am) in reply to warden



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  16. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:15am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    I'm pretty sure just 24 hours ago people believed that foot fucking was going to go down as the weirdest fetish posted about in ot. Then along came a spider.
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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:17am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:19am) in reply to kellykip

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    This x100000 - you see a spider in your apartment, you leave that fucker be. I never mind seeing a couple milling about. Don't know the different species of spider, etc. but they fucking own cockroaches.


    i shit u not when i lived in the city i had a cockroach try to crawl into my ear one night when i was sleeping. Woke up and killed the fucker, but it was one of the most horrifying moments of my life. Couldn't sleep right for 2 months.
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  19. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:20am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck those spiders



    seems appropriate
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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:22am) in reply to Lord Supremo

    and the spider thread natural progression has taken place, all is well
  21. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:23am) in reply to tommpat2000

    how much would it take for you to sleep on this trail for one night? you could have only a sleeping bag and pillow



     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    and the spider thread natural progression has taken place, all is well

    I was hoping warden would show up.
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  22. rebelfd rebelfd is offline

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:26am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Can I use a bug spray with deet in it? If yes, I'd do it for 50k.
  23. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:27am) in reply to rebelfd

    for what? you think there are any mosquitos around that place? lol
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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:29am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Lived in a really shitty basement in a really shitty house my sophomore year at the University of Iowa. We were right next to a river so we always had problems with bugs and shit. Was 12 tabling one night in my room in the basement with the lights off, jammin out to music deep in a bunch of tournies feelin fuckn good, when a big black ass yellow pokadotted spider craweled across my monitor. The fuckn guy was huge, 2 inches long probably and had a big caboose. I freaked the fuck out. Threw my head phones off unintentionally breaking them and sprinted out of there as quickly as I could. I ended up finishing the session down there but was tweakin the entire time. Ended up sleeping on the couch upstairs for the next two weeks and only going down to my room to get clothes.

    Looked up black and yellow pokadotted spiders and it looked simliar to this guy. It's a yellow Garden Spider so harmless to humans. Not sure if this was it but it'd be my best guess.

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:33am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    hopefully to keep the spiders out of the sleeping bag.
  26. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:34am) in reply to rebelfd

    impossible for layperson to tell if it's a garden spider or a golden orb weaver without seeing the web

    tough life for the males tho:

    Yellow garden spiders breed once a year. The males roam in search of a female, building a small web near or actually in the female's web, then court the females by plucking strands on her web. Often, when the male approaches the female, he has a safety drop line ready, in case she attacks him. After mating, the male dies, and is sometimes then eaten by the female.
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  27. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:36am) in reply to rebelfd

     
    Originally Posted by rebelfd View Post

    hopefully to keep the spiders out of the sleeping bag.

    bug spray doesn't repel spiders, to my knowledge.

    also, it's not like they are going to attack you or something... watch another movie lol
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Jul 31st, 2012 at 05:36 AM
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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 5:49am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    impossible for layperson to tell if it's a garden spider or a golden orb weaver without seeing the web

    tough life for the males tho:

    Yellow garden spiders breed once a year. The males roam in search of a female, building a small web near or actually in the female's web, then court the females by plucking strands on her web. Often, when the male approaches the female, he has a safety drop line ready, in case she attacks him. After mating, the male dies, and is sometimes then eaten by the female.

    So his life is all about finding that female spider to rape only to die right after with it's corpse being eatin. Rough life indeed.

    Here's the golden orb weaver



    Can't believe I slept down there with this rapist crawling around. Although harmless, it still freaks me out. I'm like a little school girl when it comes to bugs. They scare me.

    Except when I'm drunk though. I like for some reason try to make friends with them, even giving them names. Guess because I'm a sensitive drunk. When I was in Vegas this summer I left my cup of wine outside this one night and when I woke up in the morning there was like 30 of these guys drowning in it. I felt really bad and dumped em out in the street although half of them were dead. My roomates told me to let the fuckers die but my heart couldn't do it because of the heart to heart we had the prior night when I got all the little guys drunk pooring wine on them.

    Edited By: Shrubbery Jul 31st, 2012 at 05:56 AM
    Reason: 2nd part about the roaches or w/e they are. Think the name starts with a p
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    Jul 31st, 2012 (7/31/2012 7:52am) in reply to Shrubbery

     
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