Freakin Morons at my table. JJMpsu folds jaydog12343 calls 10 lior1s calls 10 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 20 the oreck man raises to 30 marcmerc calls 25 X sandusky X calls 20 jaydog12343 calls 20 lior1s calls 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 40 the oreck man raises to 50 marcmerc folds X sandusky X calls 20 jaydog12343 has 15 seconds left to act jaydog12343 calls 20 lior1s calls 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 60 the oreck man raises to 70 X sandusky X calls 20 jaydog12343 folds lior1s calls 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 80 the oreck man: HOW ARE U CALLING MY RAISES/>> the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man: AKFJGNEARGEH the oreck man: GRETHE the oreck man: THQE the oreck man: THQET the oreck man: HQ the oreck man: RAISING FOR INFO the oreck man raises to 90 X sandusky X: bunch of winners X sandusky X has 15 seconds left to act X sandusky X calls 20 lior1s folds BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 100 the oreck man raises to 110 X sandusky X calls 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 120 the oreck man raises to 130 marcmerc stands up X sandusky X calls 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 140 the oreck man raises to 150 X sandusky X calls 20 BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act X sandusky X: lets go the oreck man: SERIOUSLY the oreck man: HOW ARE U CALLING THE ORECK MAN BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 160 the oreck man: DO U KNOW WHO I AM the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man has requested TIME the oreck man raises to 170 X sandusky X: big pot zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz AwesomSki sits down AwesomSki stands up X sandusky X calls 20 AwesomSki sits down the oreck man: I SUC BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 180 AwesomSki adds 1,000 BCSUPERFAN22: i NEEEEEED more info the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man: WTF DO U HAVE the oreck man raises to 190 X sandusky X folds BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 200 the oreck man raises to 210 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 220 the oreck man raises to 230 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 240 the oreck man raises to 250 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 260 the oreck man raises to 270 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 280 the oreck man raises to 290 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 300 the oreck man: SERIOUSLY BRO the oreck man: IM ON LIFE TILT the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man raises to 310 BCSUPERFAN22: i need more info BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 320 the oreck man raises to 330 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 340 the oreck man raises to 350 BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 360 X sandusky X: i will kill your family the oreck man raises to 370 JJMpsu has been disconnected JJMpsu has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 380 the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man raises to 390 the oreck man: DO YOU OWN AN ORECK SIR BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 400 X sandusky X: all in the oreck man calls 10 *** FLOP *** [6s 3c 5h] BCSUPERFAN22 bets 10 the oreck man raises to 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 30 the oreck man raises to 40 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 50 the oreck man raises to 60 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 70 the oreck man raises to 80 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 90 the oreck man raises to 100 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 110 the oreck man raises to 120 AwesomSki has been disconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 130 AwesomSki: you scumbags! AwesomSki has reconnected the oreck man raises to 140 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 150 the oreck man raises to 160 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 170 AwesomSki has been disconnected the oreck man raises to 180 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 190 the oreck man raises to 200 AwesomSki has reconnected AwesomSki: damnit BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 210 the oreck man raises to 220 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 230 the oreck man raises to 240 BCSUPERFAN22: chirp chirp paccers BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 250 the oreck man raises to 260 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 270 the oreck man raises to 280 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 290 the oreck man raises to 300 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 310 the oreck man raises to 320 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 330 the oreck man: HOW ARE U CALLING THESE FIERCE RAISES the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man raises to 340 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 350 the oreck man raises to 360 BCSUPERFAN22: how are you calling mine BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 370 the oreck man raises to 380 BCSUPERFAN22: do you have no soul BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 390 AwesomSki has been disconnected the oreck man raises to 400 TiaBoBia sits down X sandusky X: all in u stupid ! % !# TiaBoBia adds 1,000 BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22: sandusky STFU you mutt the oreck man: WHY IM STILL RAISING FOR INFO BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 410 the oreck man raises to 420 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 430 AwesomSki has reconnected the oreck man raises to 440 BCSUPERFAN22: i NEEEEEED MORE INFO BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 450 AwesomSki has been disconnected the oreck man raises to 460 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 470 the oreck man raises to 480 AwesomSki has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 490 the oreck man raises to 500 AwesomSki has been disconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 510 the oreck man raises to 520 AwesomSki has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 530 TiaBoBia is feeling confused the oreck man raises to 540 BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22: hmmmmmmmmmmm BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 550 honey6125 sits down the oreck man: I MEAN HOW DID U CALL ME honey6125 adds 1,000 the oreck man: I 47 BET YOU? BCSUPERFAN22: i just dont know the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man raises to 560 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 570 the oreck man: DO YOU HAVE A SET BCSUPERFAN22: i cant read you the oreck man raises to 580 BCSUPERFAN22: you are like ancient egyptian hyroglyphics BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 590 the oreck man: ACES PERHAPS? the oreck man raises to 600 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 610 the oreck man: MAN the oreck man raises to 620 AwesomSki has been disconnected X sandusky X: all in BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act AwesomSki has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 calls 10 *** TURN *** [6s 3c 5h] [Kc] BCSUPERFAN22 bets 10 the oreck man: THIS IS QUITE THE HAND the oreck man raises to 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 30 AwesomSki has been disconnected the oreck man raises to 40 AwesomSki has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 50 the oreck man: THE KING CHANGES EVERTHNG AwesomSki has been disconnected the oreck man raises to 60 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 70 X sandusky X: i want to play the oreck man raises to 80 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 90 the oreck man: SO STAND UP TiaBoBia: idiots - not gonna sit here any longer the oreck man raises to 100 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 110 TiaBoBia stands up the oreck man: WERE IN WARFARE RIGHT NOW the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act AwesomSki has reconnected the oreck man raises to 120 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 130 the oreck man raises to 140 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 150 the oreck man raises to 160 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 170 the oreck man raises to 180 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 190 the oreck man raises to 200 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 210 the oreck man raises to 220 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 230 the oreck man: HOW CAN WE GO ALL IN IN LIMIT the oreck man raises to 240 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 250 AwesomSki has been disconnected the oreck man raises to 260 BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 270 the oreck man calls 10 *** RIVER *** [6s 3c 5h Kc] [Jc] AwesomSki has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 bets 10 the oreck man raises to 20 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 30 the oreck man raises to 40 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 50 the oreck man raises to 60 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 70 AwesomSki: THIS IS SO INTENSE the oreck man raises to 80 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 90 the oreck man raises to 100 the oreck man: MAN BCSUPERFAN22: i still dont know what you have BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 110 the oreck man: U MAY HAVE QUADS the oreck man raises to 120 AwesomSki has been disconnected BCSUPERFAN22: oreck man loves to suck out AwesomSki: WOWOWOW!!!! AwesomSki has reconnected AwesomSki: WHOS GOT IT? BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 130 the oreck man raises to 140 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 150 the oreck man raises to 160 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 170 the oreck man raises to 180 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 190 the oreck man raises to 200 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 210 the oreck man raises to 220 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 230 the oreck man raises to 240 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 250 the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man raises to 260 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 270 the oreck man raises to 280 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 290 the oreck man raises to 300 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 310 the oreck man raises to 320 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 330 the oreck man raises to 340 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 350 the oreck man raises to 360 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 370 the oreck man raises to 380 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 390 the oreck man raises to 400 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 410 the oreck man raises to 420 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 430 the oreck man raises to 440 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 450 the oreck man raises to 460 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 470 the oreck man raises to 480 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 490 the oreck man raises to 500 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 510 AwesomSki: THIS IS SO FIERCE! the oreck man raises to 520 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 530 the oreck man raises to 540 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 550 the oreck man raises to 560 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 570 the oreck man raises to 580 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 590 the oreck man raises to 600 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 610 the oreck man raises to 620 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 630 the oreck man raises to 640 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 650 the oreck man raises to 660 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 670 the oreck man raises to 680 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 690 the oreck man raises to 700 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 710 the oreck man raises to 720 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 730 AwesomSki: WHAT AN EPIC BATTLE! the oreck man raises to 740 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 750 the oreck man raises to 760 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 770 the oreck man raises to 780 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 790 the oreck man raises to 800 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 810 the oreck man raises to 820 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 830 the oreck man raises to 840 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 850 the oreck man raises to 860 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 870 the oreck man raises to 880 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 890 the oreck man raises to 900 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 910 the oreck man raises to 920 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 930 the oreck man raises to 940 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 950 the oreck man raises to 960 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 970 the oreck man raises to 980 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 990 X sandusky X: u both are done im the tournment director the oreck man raises to 1,000 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,010 the oreck man raises to 1,020 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,030 the oreck man raises to 1,040 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,050 the oreck man raises to 1,060 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,070 the oreck man: IM SO DRUNK the oreck man raises to 1,080 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,090 the oreck man raises to 1,100 BCSUPERFAN22: im taking meth right now honey6125: come on... BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,110 the oreck man raises to 1,120 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,130 the oreck man raises to 1,140 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,150 the oreck man raises to 1,160 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,170 the oreck man raises to 1,180 BCSUPERFAN22: WTF do you have honey6125: go all in. idiots BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,190 AwesomSki: IM PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE jaydog12343: i think thay love each outher the oreck man: IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIEK THIS JJMpsu has been disconnected christan_da_man sits down the oreck man raises to 1,200 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,210 JJMpsu has reconnected christan_da_man adds 1,000 the oreck man raises to 1,220 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,230 AwesomSki: THIS IS THE GREATEST HAND IN THE HISTORY OF POKER the oreck man raises to 1,240 JJMpsu has been disconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,250 the oreck man raises to 1,260 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,270 the oreck man raises to 1,280 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,290 the oreck man raises to 1,300 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,310 the oreck man raises to 1,320 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,330 the oreck man raises to 1,340 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,350 AwesomSki: THIS IS AMAZING the oreck man raises to 1,360 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,370 JJMpsu has reconnected the oreck man raises to 1,380 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,390 the oreck man raises to 1,400 BCSUPERFAN22: i need a nap honey6125: we dont have the time or energy.... BCSUPERFAN22: this is burning my brain BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,410 the oreck man: WE STILL HAVE OUR TIME BANKS the oreck man raises to 1,420 X sandusky X: what BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,430 the oreck man raises to 1,440 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,450 the oreck man raises to 1,460 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,470 the oreck man raises to 1,480 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,490 the oreck man raises to 1,500 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,510 the oreck man: IM ALMOST GETTING ALL MY INFO the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man raises to 1,520 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,530 the oreck man raises to 1,540 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,550 the oreck man raises to 1,560 honey6125: go all in..l BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,570 the oreck man raises to 1,580 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,590 the oreck man raises to 1,600 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,610 the oreck man raises to 1,620 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,630 the oreck man raises to 1,640 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,650 the oreck man raises to 1,660 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,670 the oreck man raises to 1,680 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,690 X sandusky X is feeling angry the oreck man raises to 1,700 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,710 the oreck man raises to 1,720 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,730 the oreck man raises to 1,740 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,750 X sandusky X is feeling happy the oreck man raises to 1,760 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,770 the oreck man raises to 1,780 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,790 the oreck man raises to 1,800 X sandusky X is feeling confused BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act X sandusky X: im a crack hea X sandusky X is feeling angry AwesomSki: WHAT DOES BC HAVE??? X sandusky X is feeling happy X sandusky X is feeling confused X sandusky X is feeling angry the oreck man: MAN THIS IS INSANITY BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,810 X sandusky X is feeling confused X sandusky X is feeling normal AwesomSki has been disconnected X sandusky X is feeling normal the oreck man raises to 1,820 AwesomSki has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,830 X sandusky X is feeling angry the oreck man raises to 1,840 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,850 the oreck man raises to 1,860 X sandusky X is feeling happy AwesomSki has been disconnected BCSUPERFAN22: i think i have all the info i need honey6125: it is play chips go all in BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,870 the oreck man raises to 1,880 the oreck man: I OUTPLAY MUTANTS BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,890 the oreck man raises to 1,900 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,910 the oreck man raises to 1,920 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,930 the oreck man raises to 1,940 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,950 the oreck man raises to 1,960 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,970 the oreck man raises to 1,980 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 1,990 the oreck man raises to 2,000 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,010 the oreck man raises to 2,020 X sandusky X: iim glad i smoke crack BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,030 the oreck man raises to 2,040 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,050 the oreck man raises to 2,060 AwesomSki has reconnected BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,070 the oreck man raises to 2,080 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,090 the oreck man raises to 2,100 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,110 the oreck man raises to 2,120 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,130 the oreck man raises to 2,140 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,150 the oreck man raises to 2,160 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,170 the oreck man raises to 2,180 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,190 the oreck man raises to 2,200 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,210 the oreck man raises to 2,220 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,230 the oreck man raises to 2,240 X sandusky X is feeling angry BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,250 the oreck man raises to 2,260 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,270 the oreck man raises to 2,280 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,290 the oreck man raises to 2,300 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,310 the oreck man raises to 2,320 BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,330 honey6125 stands up the oreck man raises to 2,340 Big Orange2 adds 1,000 BCSUPERFAN22: sandusky is king of the mutants BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act BCSUPERFAN22 raises to 2,350 AwesomSki has been disconnected the oreck man has 15 seconds left to act the oreck man has requested TIME AwesomSki has reconnected the oreck man: AFTER ALL THIS INF the oreck man: INFO the oreck man: I MAY BE BEAT the oreck man raises to 2,360, and is all in BCSUPERFAN22 has 15 seconds left to act X sandusky X: i cant wait to get u in bed BCSUPERFAN22 has requested TIME BCSUPERFAN22 calls 10 *** SHOW DOWN *** the oreck man shows [4h Jh] a pair of Jacks BCSUPERFAN22 shows [2c Kh] a pair of Kings BCSUPERFAN22 wins the pot (7,620) with a pair of Kings the oreck man is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 7,620 | Rake 0 Board: [6s 3c 5h Kc Jc] Seat 1: marcmerc (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 2: X sandusky X (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 5: JJMpsu didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: jaydog12343 folded before the Flop Seat 7: lior1s folded before the Flop Seat 8: BCSUPERFAN22 showed [2c Kh] and won (7,620) with a pair of Kings Seat 9: the oreck man (button) showed [4h Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks

please fix this..

I play it the same

lol example number 17 of how to tilt someone...

EPIC FAIL

 

Originally Posted by TheMayor

I play it the same

seems standard

Kept scrolling down and thought it would never end.

Had to be a copy paste or I'd say get him a room at the looney bin.

Umm after like 6-7 mins wouldnt u want to kill yourself

OK... imagine.. Deepstack tourney (MTT), 9 man tbl, 10k starting stack (or more), 10/20 1st level....

1 is SB.. 2 is BB... 3 calls.. 4 calls etc etc.. BB then min raises to 40.. 1 calls... 2 calls... all around to SB who min reraises.. and so on and so on..

now, if everyone used their full 15 seconds (or 20 or whatever it is) then the hand could literally go on for hours, by the time the hand is over you will probably be on the money bubble.

Would be pretty sick if someone done it, and say 8 people at the table were in on it and one person had to sit there for all that time!

... next hand he's prob be all in on the blind! ha ha

I got as far as "Freakin Morons at my table." and I was DONE.

Lol i must be the only one that finds this hilarious, too bad they couldn't do it before break, that would have been awesome holding up every table for like 20 minutes.