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  1. man these people are the funniest...

    feel free to post some good ones here...

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14724450379: MiniFTOPS Event #14 (97435627), Table 169 - 40/80 Ante 7 - Limit Razz - 21:34:16 ET - 2009/09/15
    Seat 1: bashalane (3,949)
    Seat 2: lobeauxx (3,530)
    Seat 3: xxxMenAce84xxx (3,326)
    Seat 4: TiagoBandiera (4,176)
    Seat 5: EvilEvilDave (5,171)
    Seat 6: Sly8863 (3,689)
    Seat 7: mossified84 (3,934)
    Seat 8: ne2aces (4,225)
    bashalane antes 7
    lobeauxx antes 7
    xxxMenAce84xxx antes 7
    TiagoBandiera antes 7
    EvilEvilDave antes 7
    Sly8863 antes 7
    mossified84 antes 7
    ne2aces antes 7
    *** 3RD STREET ***
    Dealt to bashalane [7c 5h] [2s]
    *** 4TH STREET ***
    Dealt to bashalane [7c 5h 2s] [As]
    Dealt to EvilEvilDave [Th] [8c]
    Dealt to Sly8863 [Ac] [Ts]
    bashalane bets 40
    EvilEvilDave calls 40
    Sly8863 calls 40
    *** 5TH STREET ***
    Dealt to bashalane [7c 5h 2s As] [Js]
    Dealt to EvilEvilDave [Th 8c] [Kh]
    Dealt to Sly8863 [Ac Ts] [Qd]
    bashalane bets 80
    EvilEvilDave calls 80
    Sly8863 calls 80
    *** 6TH STREET ***
    Dealt to bashalane [7c 5h 2s As Js] [6d]
    Dealt to EvilEvilDave [Th 8c Kh] [9s]
    Dealt to Sly8863 [Ac Ts Qd] [Qh]
    bashalane bets 80
    EvilEvilDave calls 80

    *** 7TH STREET ***
    Dealt to bashalane [7c 5h 2s As Js 6d] [2h]
    bashalane bets 80
    EvilEvilDave calls 80
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    bashalane shows [7c 5h 2s As Js 6d 2h] 7,6,5,2,A
    EvilEvilDave mucks
    bashalane wins the pot (1,026) with 7,6,5,2,A
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,026 | Rake 0
    Seat 1: bashalane showed [7c 5h 2s As Js 6d 2h] and won (1,026) with 7,6,5,2,A
    Seat 5: EvilEvilDave mucked [9d 5s Th 8c Kh 9s 4d] - T,9,8,5,4
  2. r u a razz expert or something?
  3. I have an irrational fear that learning razz would make me otherwise retarded.
  4. On an unrelated note, 9 people found a way to go broke in the first hour of a HORSE MTT with double normal stacks...

    If it's you, fess up. I need to shake your hand for donating $55.
  5. I'm guessing they figured you paired up on fifth street.

    Or maybe they thought you were just betting a flush draw.

    Wasn't quite sure which joke to go with there, so I figured I'd try one of each.
  6. razz gives me cancer