So I request a withdraw via FedEx check yesterday from Absolute Poker... I talk to live support on two different occasions yesterday, email their payment department, and I am told all is well, and I will receive my check in 2-4 business days.

Today I get this email from Absolute...

Thank you for contacting us.

We are sorry for this inconvenience this may have caused you but we are only processing checks via regular mail , but you don't have to pay any fees at all ,we'll cover them for you.

Your check payment has already been completed and sent for delivery through regular mail.

Delivery time for checks is 15 business days. Your check will arrive anytime within that time period. If you haven’t received your check by then, please contact us back in order to further assist.

Ok... so thats pretty fucking annoying that it is going to take 15 business days to get a check... but at least they processed my request and a check is on the way... right? WRONG! I log back into my absolute account and to my surprise, ALL my money has been put back into my Absolute account. No check has been issued, and the email they sent me was apparently a lie.

Im understandable a little pissed now, so I go back to their live support and have this conversation... (keep in mind I confirmed my fedex check withdraw request with live support not once, but TWICE yesterday.)

<SPAN><SPAN class=InfoText>Welcome to Absolute! An online representative will be with you shortly. You are number 1 in the queue. Your wait time will be approximately 0 minute(s) and 4 seconds. Thank you for waiting. </SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=InfoType></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=InfoText>You are now chatting with 'Jacky'</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Hello, thank you for contacting Absolute! How may I assist you?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>I talked to you last night and you told me that you were still offering check delivery via fedex</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>that apparently is not the case now</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>whats the deal?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>i think i actually talked and asked YOU this same exact question twice</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>We stopped offering FEDEX today...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>We offered FEDEX but today it changed...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>why did it change? is it because you just released rackback and affiliate payments?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>We had to make some momentaneous changes...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>Are you ever going to offer fedex delivery again?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Most likely... Probably in a week...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>So is the reason due to your recent payments of affiliate and rackback accounts?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>You dont want these people cashing out quickly... correct? </SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Correct!</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>at least you admit it</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>We really want to give you our best service sir...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>We can offer you two ways to withdraw right now...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>well delaying my affiliate cashout by basically a month is not in MY best interest</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>A month? Why was that?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>the payment was late</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>i got it on the 13th</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>now your telling me 20 business days to get a normal check</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>that = a month</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>I see...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Don;t you have an Epassporte account?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>yeah i do... and i just made my first deposit onto your site yesterday</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>in order to get everything running</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>now i have to wait 48 more hours untill i can request a cashout now</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>this is a total joke</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>oh yeah and epassport takes another 7-8 business days untill they can get the funds from them to my bank</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>so 2 weeks there</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>and i cant even process the cashout now for 2 more days</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>I see...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>another question</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>And I apologize for the inconvenience...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>i requested my fedex check yesterday</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>but you changed your policy today</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>so why do i get screwed?</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Because your cash out had not been processed. It takes 48 hours to be processed.</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>hhahahahahaha</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>ok</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>you win</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>thanks for tieing up my money for a month</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>i appeciate it</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>your company is amazing</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Believe me I really apologize for all this inconvenience...</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>you could care less</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>that is clear</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>i am posting our conversation on 2+2 forums and pocketfives</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorName>you: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=VisitorText>have a good day</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Same for you!</SPAN></SPAN>
<SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorName>Jacky: </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN><SPAN class=OperatorText>Thank you for visiting. Please contact us at anytime.

Good luck to anyone that wants to get any money off of Absolute for a month. I am really alittle concerned that they admit to not wanting to get their customers their money as fast as they can. WTF kinda business does this.

Beware of Absolute... their company is a total joke, and I highly recommend that you do not play there.</SPAN></SPAN>

no big deal...i got a check i ordered a month ago, it cashed, and now im happy....atleast ur gettin all ur money and it goes through.

at least your getting paid, i got screwed by my affiliate and never received one dime. when i contacted AP they could care less and wouldn't allow me to change affiliates so i could get the rake back i signed up for.

F AP

Yeah so funny oojoe24oo... how about you get your head out of your ass before you start making retarded accusations.

When you click withdraw (which you probably never do) on the top right of the first screen that pops up it says "Click here for Live Chat"

You then click there for Live Chat...

Feel free to insert your foot in your mouth at any time.

LOL good one diggityk, i love it when people open there mouths and make total asses out of them self Diggity Pwned oo02145 or whatever his name is

yeh your right - I play on BCP, where they don't offer live chat.

Whats your AP name? I would venture to say I probably make more weekly then you do monthly.

Touche