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Another Day of Dyzalot Xwnage in the $109 Rebuy

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  1. houston_wildcard houston_wildcard is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2009 (7/6/2009 10:48pm)

    With 39 left .....

    pokerstars Game #30178497419: Tournament #176962712, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2009/07/06 22:35:39 ET
    Table '176962712 12' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 2: skalexjung (18223 in chips)
    Seat 3: D1rtyR1v3r (10676 in chips)
    Seat 4: NeverScaredB (18777 in chips)
    Seat 5: Anbessa9 (17794 in chips)
    Seat 6: sheets (19636 in chips)
    Seat 7: milicioner1 (31832 in chips)
    Seat 8: LuckyTC (17000 in chips)
    Seat 9: Dyzalot (11154 in chips)
    skalexjung: posts the ante 50
    D1rtyR1v3r: posts the ante 50
    NeverScaredB: posts the ante 50
    Anbessa9: posts the ante 50
    sheets: posts the ante 50
    milicioner1: posts the ante 50
    LuckyTC: posts the ante 50
    Dyzalot: posts the ante 50
    LuckyTC: posts small blind 300
    Dyzalot: posts big blind 600
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    skalexjung: raises 755 to 1355
    D1rtyR1v3r: folds
    NeverScaredB: folds
    Anbessa9: folds
    sheets has timed out while disconnected
    sheets: folds
    sheets is sitting out
    milicioner1: folds
    LuckyTC: folds
    Dyzalot: raises 2495 to 3850
    skalexjung: raises 11750 to 15600
    Dyzalot: calls 7254 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (4496) returned to skalexjung
    *** FLOP *** [6s 3d 2c]
    *** TURN *** [6s 3d 2c] [5c]
    *** RIVER *** [6s 3d 2c 5c] [As]
    NeverScaredB said, "wat."
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Dyzalot: shows [2h 3c] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
    skalexjung: shows [8d 8s] (a pair of Eights)
    skalexjung said, "n1"
    Dyzalot collected 22908 from pot
    sheets is connected
    sheets has returned
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 22908 | Rake 0
    Board [6s 3d 2c 5c As]
    Seat 2: skalexjung showed [8d 8s] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 3: D1rtyR1v3r folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: NeverScaredB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Anbessa9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: sheets folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: milicioner1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: LuckyTC (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: Dyzalot (big blind) showed [2h 3c] and won (22908) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
  2. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2009 (7/6/2009 11:45pm) in reply to houston_wildcard

    xwnage???

    cant say i approve of this at all.
  3. andrewkr80 andrewkr80 is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2009 (7/6/2009 11:56pm) in reply to Ozzie

    wtf?
  4. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2009 (7/6/2009 11:56pm) in reply to houston_wildcard

    I thought I was ahead.
     3
  5. ronkend ronkend is offline

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    Jul 6th, 2009 (7/6/2009 11:57pm) in reply to andrewkr80

    TOTAL SICKO MAN!!!
  6. houston_wildcard houston_wildcard is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 12:03am) in reply to Dyzalot

    LOL thx Dyz, gl in the WSOP ME.
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  7. MeJahAndOmaha MeJahAndOmaha is online now doesn't talk to roommates

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 12:20am) in reply to houston_wildcard

     
    Originally Posted by houston_wildcard View Post

    Seat 2: skalexjung (18223 in chips)
    Seat 3: D1rtyR1v3r (10676 in chips)
    Seat 4: NeverScaredB (18777 in chips)
    Seat 5: Anbessa9 (17794 in chips)
    Seat 6: sheets (19636 in chips)
    Seat 7: milicioner1 (31832 in chips)
    Seat 8: LuckyTC (17000 in chips)
    Seat 9: Dyzalot (11154 in chips)

    Jebus. Assuming I'm ever rolled to play this tourny, somebody plz remind me NOT to. Soft table.
  8. clovus clovus is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 2:38am) in reply to houston_wildcard

    This is why I dont play on Poker stars or Full Tilt.

    Dyzalot whom is a good player wins with 2 c 3 c

    vs re raises.

    This hand should never have been played much less won. You still had equity and an M of 9 to 10 so the 2 and 3 should not have been steal attempt cards. It worked as I have seen 2 3 crack AA KK all the time on those sites so there must have been a reason behind the insanity.

    Only on Stars or FTP will that hand take it down. I have not seen it ever do it on Bodog or Absolute till now.

    No way you thought you were ahead. That was a steal attempt that went bad and you soked out big time.

    Nice one though with your reputation I expected you to have a better reraise range.

    Gg Gl how ever
  9. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 2:45am) in reply to clovus

     
    Originally Posted by clovus View Post

    This is why I dont play on Poker stars or Full Tilt.

    Dyzalot whom is a good player wins with 2 c 3 c

    vs re raises.

    This hand should never have been played much less won. You still had equity and an M of 9 to 10 so the 2 and 3 should not have been steal attempt cards. It worked as I have seen 2 3 crack AA KK all the time on those sites so there must have been a reason behind the insanity.

    Only on Stars or FTP will that hand take it down. I have not seen it ever do it on Bodog or Absolute till now.

    No way you thought you were ahead. That was a steal attempt that went bad and you soked out big time.

    Nice one though with your reputation I expected you to have a better reraise range.

    Gg Gl how ever

    i wish i could laugh and type "level" but you seem way too serious ... sigh
  10. virtualthief virtualthief is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 2:45am) in reply to clovus

     
    Originally Posted by clovus View Post

    This is why I dont play on Poker stars or Full Tilt.

    Dyzalot whom is a good player wins with 2 c 3 c

    vs re raises.

    This hand should never have been played much less won. You still had equity and an M of 9 to 10 so the 2 and 3 should not have been steal attempt cards. It worked as I have seen 2 3 crack AA KK all the time on those sites so there must have been a reason behind the insanity.

    Only on Stars or FTP will that hand take it down. I have not seen it ever do it on Bodog or Absolute till now.

    No way you thought you were ahead. That was a steal attempt that went bad and you soked out big time.

    Nice one though with your reputation I expected you to have a better reraise range.

    Gg Gl how ever

    -1
  11. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 3:02am) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    I thought I was ahead.

    lolll allsome
  12. andressoprano andressoprano is offline whaddya think of my game?

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 5:22am) in reply to clovus

     
    Originally Posted by clovus View Post

    This is why I dont play on Poker stars or Full Tilt.

    Dyzalot whom is a good player wins with 2 c 3 c

    vs re raises.

    This hand should never have been played much less won. You still had equity and an M of 9 to 10 so the 2 and 3 should not have been steal attempt cards. It worked as I have seen 2 3 crack AA KK all the time on those sites so there must have been a reason behind the insanity.

    Only on Stars or FTP will that hand take it down. I have not seen it ever do it on Bodog or Absolute till now.

    No way you thought you were ahead. That was a steal attempt that went bad and you soked out big time.

    Nice one though with your reputation I expected you to have a better reraise range.

    Gg Gl how ever

    Says someone who's "favorite online player" is The Maven. Have you ever seen your idol play a fucking hand? Please lose your password
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  13. subiime subiime is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 6:12am) in reply to Etrain99

    lol clovus you made my day
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  14. Jack_Ace75 Jack_Ace75 is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 10:34am) in reply to clovus

     
    Originally Posted by clovus View Post

    This is why I dont play on Poker stars or Full Tilt.

    Dyzalot whom is a good player wins with 2 c 3 c

    vs re raises.

    This hand should never have been played much less won. You still had equity and an M of 9 to 10 so the 2 and 3 should not have been steal attempt cards. It worked as I have seen 2 3 crack AA KK all the time on those sites so there must have been a reason behind the insanity.

    Only on Stars or FTP will that hand take it down. I have not seen it ever do it on Bodog or Absolute till now.

    No way you thought you were ahead. That was a steal attempt that went bad and you soked out big time.

    Nice one though with your reputation I expected you to have a better reraise range.

    Gg Gl how ever

    it wasn't suited....it was 2h3c makes a huge difference (2 flush draws plus a straight draw)...he was def waaaaay ahead....
  15. bbbbb33 bbbbb33 is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 10:42am) in reply to Jack_Ace75

    im pretty sure clovus isnt real.

    if so, WOW!

    i'd say something mean but you are clearly in some way mentally handicapped.

    oh and dyzalots play obviously sucks. but who cares, good players make terrible plays all day long.
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  16. Jax0910 Jax0910 is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 10:43am) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    I thought I was ahead.

    This, u had the 2 pair draw and he only had one pair
  17. Ari Ari is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 10:45am) in reply to Jax0910

    dyzalot=my original poker hero
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  18. Jlivey Jlivey is offline

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    Jul 7th, 2009 (7/7/2009 1:25pm) in reply to andressoprano

     
    Originally Posted by andressoprano View Post

     
    Originally Posted by clovus View Post

    This is why I dont play on Poker stars or Full Tilt.

    Dyzalot whom is a good player wins with 2 c 3 c

    vs re raises.

    This hand should never have been played much less won. You still had equity and an M of 9 to 10 so the 2 and 3 should not have been steal attempt cards. It worked as I have seen 2 3 crack AA KK all the time on those sites so there must have been a reason behind the insanity.

    Only on Stars or FTP will that hand take it down. I have not seen it ever do it on Bodog or Absolute till now.

    No way you thought you were ahead. That was a steal attempt that went bad and you soked out big time.

    Nice one though with your reputation I expected you to have a better reraise range.

    Gg Gl how ever

    Says someone who's "favorite online player" is The Maven. Have you ever seen your idol play a fucking hand? Please lose your password

    between the "no way you thought you were ahead." and "Please lose your password" I laughed soooooo hard i shat on myself....thanks again andreso!!
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