Jeff218Miller 2012-05-26 14:09:42 I'd like to thank my mother for pushing me out of her vagina 33 years ago today. I'd also like to apologize for everything I've done since.

ASAALpoker 2012-05-26 14:08:39 Well done! I had Sharks by 9 @sportsmadwilly: Just by the way, my #Superbru pick! Yup you guessed it, #Sharks by 5

ChadAHolloway 2012-05-26 14:08:11 At my friend Rose's wedding. Kind of hoping for some crazy developments like the wedding @ftrainpoker attended months back. #NotOptimistic.

ASAALpoker 2012-05-26 14:04:42 Good for you! @fanrosa: #superrugby nothing like beating the Stormers

ASAALpoker 2012-05-26 14:03:41 Boom! Well played Sharks (vs Stormers, SuperRugby) although you had me on the edge if the seat towards the end!

kreintu 2012-05-26 14:01:51 RT @PokerNewsRO: Lovitura anului în marketing! Rafa Nadal face echipă cu PokerStars http://t.co/v47eGavi

gutshtallin 2012-05-26 14:01:51 Playing @VenetianPoker $600 NL today. Should get around 300 entrants. Get to play with @NicolakPoker to start the day.

noahjschwartz 2012-05-26 13:59:53 It goes for 93 degrees in Vegas last night to 56 when I wake up today. #gofigure

JDPC27 2012-05-26 13:59:30 vegas couldn't get here quick enough even if it started in less than two days.. #letsgo #soready

cmeyer72 2012-05-26 13:55:37 I'm at Bowling Green, OH (Bowling Green, OH) http://t.co/TWDoTDJP

Wretchy 2012-05-26 13:54:56 Getting real good at fading hangovers... #givemeabeer

Dima13Dima 2012-05-26 13:46:57 Решил пропустить статую свободы:) стоял час только за билетами и еще нужно очередь на паром километр о_О нах нах!

RichMuny 2012-05-26 13:45:11 RT @TruFloridaGator: @RichMuny @sluggger5x @sajeffe Pretty crazy GOP/Dem splits on poker. Update your Reps stance here: http://t.co/NkwV ...

RichMuny 2012-05-26 13:40:26 Please stop the DM spam. @ARIAPoker: Hi someone is making really bad rumors about you...[link redacted]

ei8htyei8ht 2012-05-26 13:38:05 Unsurprisingly, after a little research I'm 100% in the right. Feels good to have checked too, but sometimes I wish I'd done Law at Uni.

Miguel_Fiesta 2012-05-26 13:38:04 RT @ZachariasFletch: My mom loves to feign interest in the NBA when I'm home. I was just telling her about the Northern and Southern con ...

JBrikis 2012-05-26 13:35:33 Anyone that wants to go in on a Wsop fantasy team in @RealKidPoker $25k hit me up quick or if anyone wants to sell a piece of their team lmk

ChristofClayton 2012-05-26 13:35:05 RT @frankieboyle: Everybody vote for Greece so that next year we can watch this contest being fought to the death in a Thunderdome #Eur ...

jamestownstory 2012-05-26 13:32:15 Get Jamestown Story's song Scream (Usher Cover) for free in exchange for one tweet: http://t.co/3jgqegJi #TFAT

rcdaut 2012-05-26 13:32:12 love the cain vs bigfoot weighin. cain in his head without even talking. bigfoot looked into his soulless eyes. cains got him

KumoZing 2012-05-26 13:29:32 RT @Sportingbet_com: Stats say: England to win at 11/10. The last 7 permanent bosses have started with a win, dating back to Bobby Robso ...

KumoZing 2012-05-26 13:29:19 RT @setantabet: Norway haven't lost to England in 32 years. http://t.co/uZaqChPl > Norway are a great price of 5/2 to record a win in ...

Syker12 2012-05-26 13:24:25 At<a7 bvb for 50bb's cool game, now on 15bb, bogan and watchinyo runnin decent

guilherme_27th 2012-05-26 13:22:20 RT @a_nique: Uma pessoa que bola um troço desses cedo ou tarde vai acabar salvando o mundo.

guilherme_27th 2012-05-26 13:22:13 RT @a_nique: Chorei. RT @efurbino O melhor pedido de casamento de todos os tempos. Sério, vejam. É absurdamente genial. http://t.co/6T83pdUB

basebaldy 2012-05-26 13:20:37 RT @MResort: @Patrolman35 we're happy to hear you enjoy our TVs Billy!

basebaldy 2012-05-26 13:20:33 RT @Patrolman35: @MResort I enjoy the TVs in the men's restroom but It's a bit awkward watching #tocatchapredator while you piss with yo ...

clayton27 2012-05-26 13:16:49 @JonAguiar so what you're saying is that the series of tubes are too clogged up

hardLiQOURhikUP 2012-05-26 13:13:02 Wow it's how as balls in this room

JSHTrades 2012-05-26 13:12:22 #MOB

jesswelman 2012-05-26 13:11:31 Can we talk about this archer guy Hawkeye from The Avengers? I mean, this is a super hero with the same skill set as Geena Davis.

KumoZing 2012-05-26 13:09:45 RT @LegendOfTheKop: Expect Carroll and Downing to do what they can't for Liverpool and get some goals and assists #LFC

ChrisBrauch 2012-05-26 13:06:09 Correction. Memorial day isn't til Monday but I work. So im doing my patriotic duty today

koded7 2012-05-26 13:05:49 “@da_kyky: @koded7 U have a nice following to followers ratio..” haha. Just saw that. Guess I should go to Vegas after all! #7777 #jackpot

thehempy 2012-05-26 13:04:32 Gutted for blades today :( But England, watching the QuadJacks stream of the 25k WSOP draft, WPT 100k stream will help.