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  1. dam it wood o made a str8....
  2. Not very funny imo.

    A few months ago I'm at this table where some guy makes some crazy ridic call with A high on the worst board ever and it's good. The player who got picked off is going crazy, calling him every name in the book and then asks, how do you make that call?

    The other guy looks at him and says, "I'll tell you once I'm done stacking all of your chips".
  3. i wasn't saying this was the best just wanted to hear some good lines people have heard....
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  4. playing at 2/5 NL at Hollywood Park 3 years ago with a couple black and jewish dudes. One of the black guys is wearing the star of david on a chain. The jewish dude asked "I didnt know you were jewish". The black dude responded, "Im not a hebrew, im a heb-bro." (True story, i still find it kinda funny)

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