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  1. Claydog07 Claydog07 is offline

    Independence, MO
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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:34am)

    http://www.aintluck.com/best-poker-chat-put-downs/ posted this review from another forum (the name we do not speak of)
    whats your favorite? any other additions?

    <LI>F5 master</LI> <LI>God Bless Chris Moneymaker</LI> <LI>nice catch </LI> <LI>ill be dikn ur girl</LI> <LI>get on your bike</LI> <LI>Thanks for your donation</LI> <LI>When does your book come out</LI> <LI>ty</LI> <LI>youre right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table</LI> <LI>wanna play hu</LI> <LI>PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE </LI> <LI>want some cheese to go with that whine</LI> <LI>pass the ketchup</LI> <LI>Thanks for coming</LI> <LI>ugotpzd</LI> <LI>Bring on more russians</LI> <LI>thank you come again</LI> <LI>save ur breath, ull need it for ur date</LI> <LI>Players only at the table, please</LI> <LI>I think you got leveled. </LI>

    Vote: Pass the Ketchup----LOL
  2. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:36am) in reply to Claydog07

    "gentlemen's game"
  3. HeyNiceAscot HeyNiceAscot is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:37am) in reply to Claydog07

    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
    DANGEROUSS: fish
    ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
    ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
    ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
    ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
    ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
    DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song

    edit: this version is my fav

    DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
    ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
    DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
    DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
    DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
    DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DONT SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
    ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
    ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
    ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
    ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
    DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
    ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
    ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTES
  4. Nate Avenson Nate Avenson is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:40am) in reply to Glo4m

    my current favs:

    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

    "Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."
     
  5. riverdrowns riverdrowns is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:42am) in reply to Nate Avenson

    how about wp, gl.

    oooooohhhhhhh BURN
  6. thefuture021 thefuture021 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:43am) in reply to Nate Avenson

     
    Originally Posted by Nate Avenson View Post


    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

  7. Claydog07 Claydog07 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:46am) in reply to HeyNiceAscot

    LMFAO!!!!
    Thread Starter
  8. paidchex paidchex is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:52am) in reply to Claydog07

    Guy once told me "at least i'm still white" when i knocked him out on the FT.
    i still think that is hilarious, almost a year later. told him "hope its helping"

    i secretly cried colored tears that night because deep down i know it is helping, sigh.
  9. Hughes4 Hughes4 is online now

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 3:28am) in reply to Claydog07

    I'll definitely adopt some of those.

    I just type : ) and I think it really bothers people.
  10. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is online now

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 3:35am) in reply to Claydog07

    "mmmmm, you taste like butter pecan" obv. after scooping a big pot off someone.
  11. Cashweekly Cashweekly is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 5:06am) in reply to Claydog07

    "You played that hand so bad, I am concerned that stars will investigate us for collusion."
  12. Runnin Rich Runnin Rich is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 5:26am) in reply to Cashweekly

    LMBSMDGFY: <---------
     
  13. swd805 swd805 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 5:29am) in reply to Nate Avenson

     
    Originally Posted by Nate Avenson View Post

    my current favs:

    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

    "Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."

    ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur :

    A.) not a professional
    B.) DooshBag
  14. Automatic Loser Automatic Loser is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 5:57am) in reply to Runnin Rich

     
    Originally Posted by Runnin Rich View Post

    LMBSMDGFY: <---------

    Lick my balls suck my dick go fuck yourself?
  15. CJDeman CJDeman is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 6:08am) in reply to Automatic Loser

    When someone calls me lucky (obv after hitting a draw / sucking out), I love to say, Yes (pause), lucky you are at my table.

    Otherwise, when abused, I find "TY" generally suffices.
     
  16. swingset swingset is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 6:21am) in reply to Claydog07

    These are all pretty stupid.
  17. amerart amerart is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 7:46am) in reply to swingset

    Just say: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you over the sound of me stacking all of your chips"
  18. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 7:47am) in reply to Claydog07

    Play him off keyboard cat.
     
  19. StupidFlanders StupidFlanders is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 8:31am) in reply to swingset

     
    Originally Posted by swingset View Post

    These are all pretty stupid.

    Agree. And childish. This just shows to the immaturity that has taken over the game. And is also the reason why I play with the chat off so I don't have to see these assinine statments spewed back and forth between people.
  20. Voland Voland is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 9:00am) in reply to StupidFlanders

     
    Originally Posted by StupidFlanders View Post

     
    Originally Posted by swingset View Post

    These are all pretty stupid.

    Agree. And childish. This just shows to the immaturity that has taken over the game. And is also the reason why I play with the chat off so I don't have to see these assinine statments spewed back and forth between people.

    I agree that it's stupid and childish. However I never turn the chat off. This is like the best tells ever... Makes Sharkscope superfluos.
  21. damnstraight damnstraight is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 9:21am) in reply to Voland

    Yes stupid comments and nasty remarks should be reserved for poker forums.
  22. rmsapp08 rmsapp08 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 9:42am) in reply to damnstraight

    I like to say oopsies when I suckout. Besides that I don't chat much besides nh or ty.
  23. POTYH POTYH is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 9:47am) in reply to rmsapp08

    Best one I heard was from Lord Tom "durrrr" Dawn , when he told fagFullFlush to "get a job"

    i lol'd
  24. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 11:06am) in reply to POTYH

    Hey (insert players name) can I get you a blanket?

    (Said player)- Why?

    To cover up all those holes in your game.
  25. Quartersack Quartersack is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 11:10am) in reply to Claydog07

    Please dont tell me you operate a motor vehicle?
  26. Nate Avenson Nate Avenson is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 11:48am) in reply to swd805

     
    Originally Posted by swd805 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Nate Avenson View Post

    my current favs:

    "Be sure to take advantage of the redeposit bonus."

    "Can you do me a favor?" (pause for responce) "Never, EVER, stop depositing."

    ya some chat jabs can be funny and acceptable, but these show that ur :

    A.) not a professional
    B.) DooshBag

    I see how the second one could make me seem a little like a B.)

    But how does the first one show that I am either A.) or B.)? I don't get it.
     
  27. wny2nyc47 wny2nyc47 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 12:21pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Play him off keyboard cat.

    +1
  28. hoops886 hoops886 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 12:26pm) in reply to Claydog07

    God you guys are so stupid. This is why my chat is never ever on when I'm playing.
  29. Nate Avenson Nate Avenson is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 12:37pm) in reply to hoops886

     
    Originally Posted by hoops886 View Post

    God you guys are so stupid. This is why my chat is never ever on when I'm playing.

    This is the second replay I have seen like this. I think it shows why our chatter is so +EV. It obv tilts you, and anything that tilts the villian is +EV
     
  30. AGGRECIV AGGRECIV is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 2:13pm) in reply to Nate Avenson

    "you are 100% pure retard" or "ooops sik misclick"
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