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  1. Ok so I play like a donk but there are some hands that are just funny as hell. But there are hands that the donkiness can´t be explained!

    Post yours here too!!!
  2. pokerstars Game #35369204230: Tournament #219010966, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/11/15 0:54:31 BRT [2009/11/14 21:54:31 ET]
    Table '219010966 100' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: Rick0462 (6990 in chips)
    Seat 2: vanman127 (18282 in chips)
    Seat 3: Peron_BR (4620 in chips)
    Seat 4: G-RET Cooper (810 in chips)
    Seat 5: phls83 (12525 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 6: Indigo975 (5875 in chips)
    Seat 7: Poncho52 (15060 in chips)
    Seat 8: acencasinos (6423 in chips)
    Seat 9: gilsters (2160 in chips)
    Rick0462: posts the ante 25
    vanman127: posts the ante 25
    Peron_BR: posts the ante 25
    G-RET Cooper: posts the ante 25
    phls83: posts the ante 25
    Indigo975: posts the ante 25
    Poncho52: posts the ante 25
    acencasinos: posts the ante 25
    gilsters: posts the ante 25
    Rick0462: posts small blind 125
    vanman127: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Indigo975 [9d 4d]
    Peron_BR: calls 250
    phls83 has returned
    G-RET Cooper: raises 535 to 785 and is all-in
    phls83: raises 535 to 1320
    Indigo975: folds
    Poncho52: calls 1320
    acencasinos: folds
    gilsters: folds
    Rick0462: folds
    vanman127: calls 1070
    Peron_BR: calls 1070
    *** FLOP *** [4h 5h Ad]
    vanman127: checks
    Peron_BR: checks
    phls83: bets 1250
    Poncho52: folds
    vanman127: calls 1250
    Peron_BR: raises 2025 to 3275 and is all-in
    phls83: folds
    vanman127: calls 2025
    *** TURN *** [4h 5h Ad] [Qh]
    *** RIVER *** [4h 5h Ad Qh] [2d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    vanman127: shows [As Ts] (a pair of Aces)
    Peron_BR: shows [3h 3c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
    Peron_BR collected 9940 from side pot
    G-RET Cooper: shows [9c 8s] (high card Ace)
    Peron_BR collected 4275 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 14215 Main pot 4275. Side pot 9940. | Rake 0
    Board [4h 5h Ad Qh 2d]
    Seat 1: Rick0462 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: vanman127 (big blind) showed [As Ts] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 3: Peron_BR showed [3h 3c] and won (14215) with a straight, Ace to Five
    Seat 4: G-RET Cooper showed [9c 8s] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 5: phls83 folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: Indigo975 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: Poncho52 folded on the Flop
    Seat 8: acencasinos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: gilsters (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Thread Starter
  3. Full Tilt Poker Game #14888792417: $10 + $1 Tournament (109106142), Table 5 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:38:31 ET - 2009/09/23
    Seat 1: seand711 (2,670)
    Seat 2: ocwalk (6,730)
    Seat 3: Jibbah (6,130)
    Seat 4: bebob67 (7,080)
    Seat 5: HombreBear (9,520)
    Seat 6: OnUrBikeSon (5,064)
    Seat 7: khoshlak (6,855)
    Seat 9: aysoboys (2,370)
    ocwalk posts the small blind of 50
    Jibbah posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to OnUrBikeSon [Td Tc]
    bebob67 raises to 300
    HombreBear folds
    OnUrBikeSon calls 300
    khoshlak calls 300
    aysoboys has 15 seconds left to act
    aysoboys calls 300
    seand711 folds
    ocwalk folds
    Jibbah folds
    *** FLOP *** [8s Ts 7h]
    bebob67 has 15 seconds left to act
    bebob67 bets 400
    OnUrBikeSon raises to 1,459
    khoshlak raises to 3,000
    aysoboys folds
    bebob67 raises to 6,780, and is all in
    OnUrBikeSon calls 3,305, and is all in
    khoshlak calls 3,555, and is all in
    bebob67 shows [Jd 9d]
    OnUrBikeSon shows [Td Tc]
    khoshlak shows [8c 8h]
    Uncalled bet of 225 returned to bebob67
    *** TURN *** [8s Ts 7h] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [8s Ts 7h 7c] [2h]
    bebob67 shows a straight, Jack high
    khoshlak shows a full house, Eights full of Sevens
    khoshlak wins the side pot (3,582) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
    OnUrBikeSon shows a full house, Tens full of Sevens
    OnUrBikeSon wins the main pot (15,642) with a full house, Tens full of Sevens
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 19,224 Main pot 15,642. Side pot 3,582. | Rake 0
    Board: [8s Ts 7h 7c 2h]
    Seat 1: seand711 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: ocwalk (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: Jibbah (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: bebob67 showed [Jd 9d] and lost with a straight, Jack high
    Seat 5: HombreBear didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: OnUrBikeSon showed [Td Tc] and won (15,642) with a full house, Tens full of Sevens
    Seat 7: khoshlak showed [8c 8h] and won (3,582) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
  4. This is from another post but it is worth to post here too

    pokerstars Game #32178399525: Hold'em Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2009/08/28 23:56:46 BRT [2009/08/28 22:56:46 ET]
    Table 'Irene V' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 1: hogdogity ($16.90 in chips)
    Seat 2: iribarren. c ($19.65 in chips)
    Seat 4: OhCanada1987 ($25.95 in chips)
    Seat 5: skidstear ($20.35 in chips)
    Seat 6: JUARA ($16.85 in chips)
    Seat 8: BYUH ($15.35 in chips)
    Seat 9: Indigo975 ($36.05 in chips)
    Indigo975: posts small blind $0.10
    hogdogity: posts big blind $0.25
    icemanword: sits out
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Indigo975 [Ac Ah]
    iribarren. c: calls $0.25
    OhCanada1987: folds
    skidstear: folds
    JUARA: folds
    BYUH: calls $0.25
    Indigo975: raises $1 to $1.25
    hogdogity: folds
    iribarren. c: calls $1
    BYUH: folds
    *** FLOP *** [5h Js 5c]
    Indigo975: checks
    iribarren. c: checks
    *** TURN *** [5h Js 5c] [Jc]
    Indigo975: bets $1
    iribarren. c: calls $1
    *** RIVER *** [5h Js 5c Jc] [6h]
    Indigo975: bets $1.50
    sweenstock has returned
    iribarren. c: calls $1.50
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Indigo975: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
    iribarren. c: mucks hand
    Indigo975 collected $7.65 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $8 | Rake $0.35
    Board [5h Js 5c Jc 6h]
    Seat 1: hogdogity (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: iribarren. c mucked [2c 2h]
    Seat 4: OhCanada1987 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: skidstear folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: JUARA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: BYUH (button) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: Indigo975 (small blind) showed [Ac Ah] and won ($7.65) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
    Thread Starter
  5. those hands are both super normal
  6. lol at 22
  7. [] Bizarre hands itt
  8. the 22....i thought he played it just about right.... LOL
  9. Stage #1746426073: Holdem No Limit $0.50, $0.10 ante - 2009-11-15 02:55:07 (ET)

    Table: FERN AVE (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer

    Seat 1 - SHIPPINFEDEX ($93.30 in chips)

    Seat 2 - THEROKIE0070 ($114.47 in chips)

    Seat 4 - STAARTJE2008 ($31.79 in chips)

    Seat 5 - SHTOOPIDHEAD ($105.40 in chips)

    Seat 6 - JABOIJEROME ($104.50 in chips)

    SHIPPINFEDEX - Ante $0.10

    THEROKIE0070 - Ante $0.10

    STAARTJE2008 - Ante $0.10

    SHTOOPIDHEAD - Ante $0.10

    JABOIJEROME - Ante $0.10

    THEROKIE0070 - Posts small blind $0.25

    STAARTJE2008 - Posts big blind $0.50

    *** POCKET CARDS ***

    Dealt to JABOIJEROME [As Kh]

    SHTOOPIDHEAD - Raises $2 to $2

    JABOIJEROME - Raises $7.25 to $7.25

    SHIPPINFEDEX - Folds

    THEROKIE0070 - Folds

    STAARTJE2008 - Raises $24 to $24.50

    SHTOOPIDHEAD - Folds

    JABOIJEROME - Raises $34.50 to $41.75

    STAARTJE2008 - All-In $7.19

    JABOIJEROME - returned ($10.06) : not called

    *** FLOP *** [9s 9c Qc]

    *** TURN *** [9s 9c Qc] [2c]

    *** RIVER *** [9s 9c Qc 2c] [3c]

    *** SHOW DOWN ***

    STAARTJE2008 - Shows [9h 5h] (Three of a kind, nines)

    JABOIJEROME - Shows [As Kh] (One pair, nines)

    STAARTJE2008 Collects $62.63 from main pot

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total Pot($66.13) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)

    Board [9s 9c Qc 2c 3c]

    Seat 1: SHIPPINFEDEX (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

    Seat 2: THEROKIE0070 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

    Seat 4: STAARTJE2008 (big blind) won Total ($62.63) All-In HI:($62.63) with Three of a kind, nines [9h 5h - B:9s,P:9h,B:9c,B:Qc,P:5h]

    Seat 5: SHTOOPIDHEAD Folded on the POCKET CARDS

    Seat 6: JABOIJEROME HI:lost with One pair, nines [As Kh - B:9s,B:9c,P:As,P:Kh,B:Qc]
     
  10. I tried to move up to where they respect my raises....it didn't work.

    <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top">pokerstars Game #34252067184: Tournament #205135684, $2000+$100 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2009/10/19 20:51:38 ET
    Table '205135684 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 5: stevie444 (14101 in chips)
    Seat 6: padjes (6344 in chips)
    Seat 8: pouyan (6555 in chips)
    stevie444: posts the ante 25
    padjes: posts the ante 25
    pouyan: posts the ante 25
    pouyan: posts small blind 200
    stevie444: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to stevie444 [Qs 9s]
    padjes: folds
    pouyan: calls 200
    stevie444: raises 13676 to 14076 and is all-in
    pouyan: calls 6130 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (7546) returned to stevie444
    *** FLOP *** [7s 6s Js]
    *** TURN *** [7s 6s Js] [Kc]
    *** RIVER *** [7s 6s Js Kc] [Tc]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    pouyan: shows [2c 4s] (high card King)
    stevie444: shows [Qs 9s] (a flush, Queen high)
    stevie444 collected 13135 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 13135 | Rake 0
    Board [7s 6s Js Kc Tc]
    Seat 5: stevie444 (big blind) showed [Qs 9s] and won (13135) with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 6: padjes (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: pouyan (small blind) showed [2c 4s] and lost with high card King</td></tr></tbody></table>
  11. Full Tilt Poker Game #11796911862: Turbo Hundo (88345015), Table 5 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:29:57 ET - 2009/04/21
    Seat 1: MTstackin88 (3,180)
    Seat 2: 420RAIDER (9,445)
    Seat 3: FLkid33901 (12,150)
    Seat 4: JackpotJG (4,580)
    Seat 5: Tekscou (4,985)
    Seat 6: owl79 (1,440)
    Seat 7: zek-333 (3,235)
    Seat 8: chrs11 (3,140), is sitting out
    Seat 9: LeFluff (1,285)
    LeFluff posts the small blind of 25
    MTstackin88 posts the big blind of 50
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MTstackin88 [Qc Ks]
    420RAIDER folds
    FLkid33901 calls 50
    JackpotJG raises to 100
    Tekscou folds
    owl79 folds
    zek-333 folds
    chrs11 folds
    LeFluff has 15 seconds left to act
    LeFluff calls 75
    MTstackin88 raises to 150
    FLkid33901 calls 100
    JackpotJG raises to 200
    LeFluff calls 100
    MTstackin88 raises to 254
    FLkid33901 calls 104
    JackpotJG raises to 308
    LeFluff calls 108
    MTstackin88 has 15 seconds left to act
    MTstackin88 raises to 377
    FLkid33901 calls 123
    JackpotJG calls 69
    LeFluff calls 69
    *** FLOP *** [9c 5c 4d]
    LeFluff bets 50
    MTstackin88 raises to 102
    FLkid33901 folds
    JackpotJG calls 102
    LeFluff calls 52
    *** TURN *** [9c 5c 4d] [5s]
    LeFluff bets 50
    chrs11 has returned
    MTstackin88 has 15 seconds left to act
    MTstackin88 raises to 192
    JackpotJG folds
    LeFluff has 15 seconds left to act
    LeFluff calls 142
    *** RIVER *** [9c 5c 4d 5s] [2c]
    LeFluff checks
    MTstackin88 bets 614
    FLkid33901 is sitting out
    LeFluff has 15 seconds left to act
    LeFluff folds
    Uncalled bet of 614 returned to MTstackin88
    MTstackin88 mucks
    MTstackin88 wins the pot (2,198)
    The blinds are now 30/60
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2,198 | Rake 0
    Board: [9c 5c 4d 5s 2c]
    Seat 1: MTstackin88 (big blind) collected (2,198), mucked
    Seat 2: 420RAIDER didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: FLkid33901 folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: JackpotJG folded on the Turn
    Seat 5: Tekscou didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: owl79 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: zek-333 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: chrs11 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 9: LeFluff (small blind) folded on the River

    i would have raised more pre but it felt like a good situation to relentlessly min 7bet. pretty sure these guys know im not puttin in that 7th bet without premium holdings, so when he led the flop i realized he had a set and had to figure out the perfect raise to get him off it by the river. by the turn i was rly panicking, but i think he misclick folded my river shove, or perhaps did it on purpose as a gesture of kindness. either way i think the turn raise was over ambitious, and i should have just minraised or folded
  12.  
    Originally Posted by stevie444 View Post

    I tried to move up to where they respect my raises....it didn't work.

    please tell me top 2 paid seats
  13.  
    Originally Posted by mtstackin88 View Post

    Full Tilt Poker Game #11796911862: Turbo Hundo
    Seat 1: MTstackin88 (3,180)
    Seat 2: 420RAIDER (9,445)
    Seat 3: FLkid33901 (12,150)
    Seat 4: JackpotJG (4,580)
    Seat 5: Tekscou (4,985)
    Seat 6: owl79 (1,440)
    Seat 7: zek-333 (3,235)
    Seat 8: chrs11 (3,140), is sitting out
    Seat 9: LeFluff (1,285)
    LeFluff posts the small blind of 25
    MTstackin88 posts the big blind of 50
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MTstackin88 [Qc Ks]
    420RAIDER folds
    FLkid33901 calls 50
    JackpotJG raises to 100
    Tekscou folds
    owl79 folds
    zek-333 folds
    chrs11 folds
    LeFluff calls 75
    MTstackin88 raises to 150
    FLkid33901 calls 100
    JackpotJG raises to 200
    LeFluff calls 100
    MTstackin88 raises to 254
    FLkid33901 calls 104
    JackpotJG raises to 308
    LeFluff calls 108
    MTstackin88 raises to 377
    FLkid33901 calls 123
    JackpotJG calls 69
    LeFluff calls 69
    *** FLOP *** [9c 5c 4d]
    LeFluff bets 50
    MTstackin88 raises to 102
    FLkid33901 folds
    JackpotJG calls 102
    LeFluff calls 52
    *** TURN *** [9c 5c 4d] [5s]
    LeFluff bets 50
    MTstackin88 raises to 192
    JackpotJG folds
    LeFluff calls 142
    *** RIVER *** [9c 5c 4d 5s] [2c]
    LeFluff checks
    MTstackin88 bets 614
    LeFluff folds
    Uncalled bet of 614 returned to MTstackin88
    MTstackin88 wins the pot (2,198)

    i would have raised more pre but it felt like a good situation to relentlessly min 7bet. pretty sure these guys know im not puttin in that 7th bet without premium holdings, so when he led the flop i realized he had a set and had to figure out the perfect raise to get him off it by the river. by the turn i was rly panicking, but i think he misclick folded my river shove, or perhaps did it on purpose as a gesture of kindness. either way i think the turn raise was over ambitious, and i should have just minraised or folded

    HOF
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  14. pokerstars Game #35395699233: Tournament #210666841, $1.00+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 2009/11/15 17:05:32 BRT [2009/11/15 14:05:32 ET]
    Table '210666841 417' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: Nabo28 (22750 in chips)
    Seat 2: JaCkpoTv (20495 in chips)
    Seat 3: Bacardi-1166 (12393 in chips)
    Seat 4: kazak31 (5890 in chips)
    Seat 5: KasyanovV82 (7105 in chips)
    Seat 6: Indigo975 (6340 in chips)
    Nabo28: posts the ante 25
    JaCkpoTv: posts the ante 25
    Bacardi-1166: posts the ante 25
    kazak31: posts the ante 25
    KasyanovV82: posts the ante 25
    Indigo975: posts the ante 25
    JaCkpoTv: posts small blind 100
    Bacardi-1166: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Indigo975 [As Qd]
    kazak31: folds
    KasyanovV82: folds
    Indigo975: raises 400 to 600
    Nabo28: calls 600
    JaCkpoTv: folds
    Bacardi-1166: calls 400
    *** FLOP *** [9s 4d Qs]
    Bacardi-1166: checks
    Indigo975: bets 750
    Nabo28: folds
    Bacardi-1166: calls 750
    *** TURN *** [9s 4d Qs] [5h]
    Bacardi-1166: checks
    Indigo975: bets 1000
    Bacardi-1166: calls 1000
    *** RIVER *** [9s 4d Qs 5h] [Jd]
    Bacardi-1166: folds
    Indigo975 collected 5550 from pot
    Indigo975: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5550 | Rake 0
    Board [9s 4d Qs 5h Jd]
    Seat 1: Nabo28 (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 2: JaCkpoTv (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: Bacardi-1166 (big blind) folded on the River
    Seat 4: kazak31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: KasyanovV82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: Indigo975 collected (5550)
    Thread Starter
  15. pokerstars Game #35396179859: Tournament #219010537, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/11/15 14:15:00 ET
    Table '219010537 51' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: [The---WlRE] (6000 in chips)
    Seat 2: breitmaul 2 (3000 in chips)
    Seat 3: Doommy (6000 in chips)
    Seat 4: akt07 (6000 in chips)
    Seat 5: emyjim (6000 in chips)
    Seat 6: smcrawford2 (6000 in chips)
    Seat 7: gp333 (3000 in chips)
    Seat 8: cormy99 (6000 in chips)
    Seat 9: Jaddel (6000 in chips)
    breitmaul 2: posts small blind 10
    Doommy: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to smcrawford2 [Ks Ad]
    akt07: folds
    emyjim: folds
    smcrawford2: raises 40 to 60
    gp333: folds
    cormy99: calls 60
    Jaddel: calls 60
    [The---WlRE]: calls 60
    breitmaul 2: raises 320 to 380
    Doommy: folds
    smcrawford2: raises 960 to 1340
    cormy99: calls 1280
    Jaddel: folds
    [The---WlRE]: folds
    breitmaul 2: calls 960
    *** FLOP *** [As 8d 2s]
    gp333 re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $20.00
    breitmaul 2: bets 200
    smcrawford2: raises 1280 to 1480
    cormy99: folds
    breitmaul 2: raises 180 to 1660 and is all-in
    smcrawford2: calls 180
    *** TURN *** [As 8d 2s] [2d]
    *** RIVER *** [As 8d 2s 2d] [3s]
    smcrawford2 said, "wtf"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    breitmaul 2: shows [9d 2h] (three of a kind, Deuces)
    smcrawford2: shows [Ks Ad] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
    smcrawford2 said, "wp"
    breitmaul 2 collected 7480 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7480 | Rake 0
    Board [As 8d 2s 2d 3s]
    Seat 1: [The---WlRE] (button) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: breitmaul 2 (small blind) showed [9d 2h] and won (7480) with three of a kind, Deuces
    Seat 3: Doommy (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: akt07 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: emyjim folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: smcrawford2 showed [Ks Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
    Seat 7: gp333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: cormy99 folded on the Flop
    Seat 9: Jaddel folded before Flop

    interesting line with 92o imo
     
  16. I don't have the hand history for it, and I took a screen shot of it, but I don't want to hook up my ext. hard drive for the pic, so I'll try to explain it.

    I was raising quite abit, so I kept it going with 34o, and had 2 callers. flop was 38x (two diamonds), I bet call call. turn 3d. I bet just over half pot guy pushes (not much more) call, I call. river 4. I push, other person folds. I show my boat, his hand mucks, I look at HH, and he had Axdd. :D
  17. pokerstars Game #35241947513: Tournament #210666149, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (200/400) - 2009/11/12 0:05:25 ET
    Table '210666149 28' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: ziNgZang10 (26601 in chips)
    Seat 2: nemesis1007 (11010 in chips)
    Seat 3: upayupay (29701 in chips)
    Seat 4: sipotexan (26405 in chips)
    Seat 5: laruegg (8854 in chips)
    Seat 6: RickyReL (8883 in chips)
    ziNgZang10: posts the ante 50
    nemesis1007: posts the ante 50
    upayupay: posts the ante 50
    sipotexan: posts the ante 50
    laruegg: posts the ante 50
    RickyReL: posts the ante 50
    upayupay: posts small blind 200
    sipotexan: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ziNgZang10 [As 7c]
    laruegg: folds
    RickyReL: folds
    ziNgZang10: raises 751 to 1151
    nemesis1007: calls 1151
    upayupay: calls 951
    sipotexan: folds
    *** FLOP *** [3s 7s 3c]
    upayupay: checks
    ziNgZang10: bets 2400
    nemesis1007: folds
    upayupay: calls 2400
    *** TURN *** [3s 7s 3c] [Th]
    upayupay: checks
    ziNgZang10: bets 3600
    upayupay: calls 3600
    *** RIVER *** [3s 7s 3c Th] [Tc]
    upayupay: checks
    ziNgZang10: bets 19400 and is all-in
    upayupay: calls 19400
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ziNgZang10: shows [As 7c] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
    upayupay: shows [2h 2c] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
    ziNgZang10 collected 54953 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 54953 | Rake 0
    Board [3s 7s 3c Th Tc]
    Seat 1: ziNgZang10 showed [As 7c] and won (54953) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
    Seat 2: nemesis1007 (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: upayupay (small blind) showed [2h 2c] and lost with two pair, Tens and Threes
    Seat 4: sipotexan (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: laruegg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: RickyReL folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Sick 2 high call
  18. ^^ winner

    Full Tilt Poker Game #16047951000: FTOPS Event #24 (109224301), Table 272 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:26:40 ET - 2009/11/15
    Seat 1: BKqzbxt (4,460)
    Seat 2: ATLANTIS_DK (5,400)
    Seat 3: JosselTheKiller (6,925)
    Seat 4: MadSickoHead (7,133)
    Seat 5: WickedOz (851)
    Seat 6: in_your_a (27,679)
    Seat 7: jumacerna (3,095)
    Seat 8: CRUSH41 (8,355)
    Seat 9: dadham9 (4,825)
    BKqzbxt antes 25
    ATLANTIS_DK antes 25
    JosselTheKiller antes 25
    MadSickoHead antes 25
    WickedOz antes 25
    in_your_a antes 25
    jumacerna antes 25
    CRUSH41 antes 25
    dadham9 antes 25
    dadham9 posts the small blind of 120
    BKqzbxt posts the big blind of 240
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to BKqzbxt [Ad Jd]
    ATLANTIS_DK folds
    JosselTheKiller folds
    MadSickoHead folds
    WickedOz raises to 826, and is all in
    in_your_a raises to 1,412
    jumacerna folds
    CRUSH41 folds
    dadham9 folds
    BKqzbxt has 15 seconds left to act
    BKqzbxt raises to 4,435, and is all in
    in_your_a calls 3,023
    BKqzbxt shows [Ad Jd]
    WickedOz shows [8s 8d]
    in_your_a shows [3s Kh]
    *** FLOP *** [Qd 9s 2d]
    *** TURN *** [Qd 9s 2d] [5h]
    *** RIVER *** [Qd 9s 2d 5h] [4h]
    BKqzbxt shows Ace Queen high
    in_your_a shows King Queen high
    BKqzbxt wins the side pot (7,218) with Ace Queen high
    WickedOz shows a pair of Eights
    WickedOz wins the main pot (2,823) with a pair of Eights

    sick play
     1
  19. Check this sickness out, fml

    Stage #2000647359 Tourney ID 4886639 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 100 - 2009-11-15 20:39:57 (ET)
    Table: 55 (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
    Seat 1 - WALLYS_POT (3,070 in chips)
    Seat 2 - RIZTHEKID (4,594 in chips)
    Seat 3 - ROCKETFIRE (2,299 in chips)
    Seat 4 - GMONEY0071 (1,050 in chips)
    Seat 5 - CRAZYSIXES66 (1,825 in chips)
    Seat 6 - FOURREDACES4 (7,386 in chips)
    Seat 7 - JOHNNYSON111 (4,537 in chips)
    Seat 8 - LSLARRY876 (2,045 in chips)
    Seat 9 - BUNUTS2 (595 in chips)
    RIZTHEKID - Posts small blind 50
    ROCKETFIRE - Posts big blind 100
    *** POCKET CARDS ***
    Dealt to ROCKETFIRE [6s 6d]
    GMONEY0071 - Folds
    CRAZYSIXES66 - Folds
    FOURREDACES4 - Folds
    JOHNNYSON111 - Folds
    LSLARRY876 - Folds
    BUNUTS2 - Folds
    WALLYS_POT - Folds
    RIZTHEKID - Folds
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ROCKETFIRE - Does not show
    ROCKETFIRE Collects 150 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total Pot(150)
    Seat 1: WALLYS_POT (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 2: RIZTHEKID (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 3: ROCKETFIRE (big blind) collected Total (150)
    Seat 4: GMONEY0071 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 5: CRAZYSIXES66 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 6: FOURREDACES4 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 7: JOHNNYSON111 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 8: LSLARRY876 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 9: BUNUTS2 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
  20. LOL 92off???

    pokerstars Game #35571898163: Tournament #214084442, $1.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/11/19 17:08:25 BRT [2009/11/19 14:08:25 ET]
    Table '214084442 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: cashman427 (1500 in chips)
    Seat 3: Indigo975 (3200 in chips)
    Seat 4: Snickx (1470 in chips)
    Seat 5: PokerBowser (1470 in chips)
    Seat 6: and.m.ru (1405 in chips)
    Seat 7: 12oleee12 (1415 in chips)
    Seat 8: markjydn (1340 in chips)
    Seat 9: wiewieke (1700 in chips)
    and.m.ru: posts small blind 10
    12oleee12: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Indigo975 [Qd Ah]
    markjydn: calls 20
    wiewieke: folds
    cashman427: folds
    Indigo975: raises 75 to 95
    Snickx: folds
    PokerBowser: folds
    and.m.ru: folds
    12oleee12: calls 75
    markjydn: calls 75
    *** FLOP *** [4d Kd Jd]
    12oleee12: checks
    markjydn: bets 100
    Indigo975: calls 100
    12oleee12: folds
    *** TURN *** [4d Kd Jd] [Qs]
    markjydn: checks
    Indigo975: checks
    *** RIVER *** [4d Kd Jd Qs] [Qc]
    markjydn: checks
    Indigo975: bets 220
    markjydn: calls 220
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Indigo975: shows [Qd Ah] (three of a kind, Queens)
    markjydn: mucks hand
    Indigo975 collected 935 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 935 | Rake 0
    Board [4d Kd Jd Qs Qc]
    Seat 1: cashman427 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Indigo975 showed [Qd Ah] and won (935) with three of a kind, Queens
    Seat 4: Snickx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: PokerBowser (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: and.m.ru (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: 12oleee12 (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 8: markjydn mucked [2h 9d]
    Seat 9: wiewieke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Thread Starter
  21. 1. never use the word 'donkiness' ever again.

    2. please kill me
    Full Tilt Poker Game #16142583179: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (118621342), Table 28 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:29:22 ET - 2009/11/19
    Seat 1: nirvana2126 (2,955)
    Seat 2: amy10111 (2,955)
    Seat 3: bigaltomsdad (2,625)
    Seat 4: yannis78 (2,500)
    Seat 5: Reech (3,590)
    Seat 6: philliphawk (3,165)
    Seat 7: chillinwithjc (2,955), is sitting out
    Seat 8: Scotty1012 (3,285)
    Seat 9: rotkiv88 (2,895)
    nirvana2126 posts the small blind of 15
    amy10111 posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #9
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Reech [Qh Th]
    bigaltomsdad folds
    yannis78 folds
    Reech calls 30
    philliphawk folds
    chillinwithjc folds
    Scotty1012 folds
    rotkiv88 calls 30
    nirvana2126 calls 15
    amy10111 checks
    *** FLOP *** [Ah 5c Jd]
    nirvana2126 has 15 seconds left to act
    nirvana2126 has timed out
    nirvana2126 checks
    amy10111 has 15 seconds left to act
    amy10111 checks
    Reech checks
    rotkiv88 checks
    *** TURN *** [Ah 5c Jd] [Jh]
    nirvana2126 checks
    amy10111 checks
    Reech has 15 seconds left to act
    Reech bets 85
    rotkiv88 raises to 210
    nirvana2126 folds
    nirvana2126 is sitting out
    amy10111 raises to 335
    chillinwithjc has reconnected
    Reech: lol
    Reech has 15 seconds left to act
    chillinwithjc has been disconnected
    chillinwithjc has reconnected
    Reech has requested TIME
    Reech folds
    chillinwithjc has been disconnected
    rotkiv88 calls 125
    *** RIVER *** [Ah 5c Jd Jh] [Kh]
    amy10111 checks
    rotkiv88 checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    amy10111 shows [Js 4s] three of a kind, Jacks
    rotkiv88 shows [Ts Jc] three of a kind, Jacks
    amy10111 ties for the pot (438) with three of a kind, Jacks
    rotkiv88 ties for the pot (437) with three of a kind, Jacks
    The blinds are now 20/40
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 875 | Rake 0
    Board: [Ah 5c Jd Jh Kh]
    Seat 1: nirvana2126 (small blind) folded on the Turn
    Seat 2: amy10111 (big blind) showed [Js 4s] and won (438) with three of a kind, Jacks
    Seat 3: bigaltomsdad didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: yannis78 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 5: Reech folded on the Turn
    Seat 6: philliphawk didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: chillinwithjc didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: Scotty1012 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 9: rotkiv88 (button) showed [Ts Jc] and won (437) with three of a kind, Jacks
  22. My alltime weird hand...I was the donk but I busted out first hand set over set in the other daily double so I didnt really care.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #6547442593: Early Double - B (49080149), Table 45 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:03:00 ET - 2008/05/24
    Seat 1: ewz80 (2,000)
    Seat 2: ELod87 (2,000)
    Seat 3: msotown (2,000)
    Seat 4: natem421 (2,000)
    Seat 5: Potjemkin (2,000)
    Seat 6: ch96066 (2,000)
    Seat 7: Byeck (2,000)
    Seat 8: LeeCorso (2,000)
    Seat 9: ace1won (2,000)
    ewz80 posts the small blind of 10
    ELod87 posts the big blind of 20
    The button is in seat #9
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ace1won [Jc Jh]
    msotown folds
    natem421 has 15 seconds left to act
    natem421 raises to 80
    Potjemkin folds
    ch96066 calls 80
    Byeck calls 80
    LeeCorso folds
    ace1won has 15 seconds left to act
    ace1won raises to 2,000, and is all in
    ewz80 calls 1,990, and is all in
    ELod87 folds
    natem421 calls 1,920, and is all in
    ch96066 calls 1,920, and is all in
    Byeck folds
    ace1won shows [Jc Jh]
    ewz80 shows [Kc Ks]
    natem421 shows [Ac As]
    ch96066 shows [Qh Qc]
    *** FLOP *** [5c 9c 4c]
    *** TURN *** [5c 9c 4c] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [5c 9c 4c 7c] [8c]
    ace1won shows a flush, Jack high
    ewz80 shows a flush, King high
    natem421 shows a flush, Ace high
    ch96066 shows a flush, Queen high
    natem421 wins the pot (8,100) with a flush, Ace high
    ace1won stands up
    ch96066 stands up
    ewz80 stands up
    AAgel sits down
    AAgel adds 2,000
    1hOLEinURHEAd sits down
    1hOLEinURHEAd adds 2,000
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 8,100 | Rake 0
    Board: [5c 9c 4c 7c 8c]
    Seat 1: ewz80 (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a flush, King high
    Seat 2: ELod87 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: msotown didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: natem421 showed [Ac As] and won (8,100) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 5: Potjemkin didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: ch96066 showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a flush, Queen high
    Seat 7: Byeck folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: LeeCorso didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 9: ace1won (button) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with a flush, Jack high

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