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Bluff Magazine, presents "The Coolest Thing Ever."

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  1. luciano luciano is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 8:44pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    Jeff and Eric have been tortuing everyone in the Bluff forum for far longer than 2 months I think if this is the Granndaddy of all huge news stuff.
  2. ChuckSty ChuckSty is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 8:58pm) in reply to luciano

    i'll take two beers and one of whatever teh fuck it is.
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  3. amak316 amak316 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 9:33pm) in reply to N 82 50 24

    lol why am i not surprised nat caught wind of it. soo obv since he and al gore invented the interweb.

    i hope its complementary hookers and blow whenever you hit a 5 figure score.
     
  4. N 82 50 24 N 82 50 24 is offline herp derp derp

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 9:40pm) in reply to amak316

    al was in the bathroom for awhile during that meeting when we invented the interwebs, don't give him credit
     
  5. HalfwayCrook HalfwayCrook is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 10:22pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    I don't know about everybody else, but personally, when a wager doesn't involve a decent sum of money, it needs to involve something a little more valuable than a Heineken (even at the Rio's 9.75) During the Eagles/Patriots Super Bowl a few years ago, I found a co-worker of mine willing to let me take the Patriots straight up without the point spread. The wager? The loser had to sing "I'm a little teapot" at our next staff party, which was attended by roughly 200 people - including a Hall of Fame NFLer.

    Not many people know this, but Eric Morris, the co-president of Bluff, has a tendency to run from the room should any member of the lollipop guild make an entrance. The esteemed leader of poker's free speech is scared of midgets.

    So, I say that should the P5s community decide, by way of a poll set up by Cal and Adam, that Bluff's latest promotion doesn't qualify as "The Coolest Thing Ever" that Eric should have to spend some quality time with a midget at a "gentlemen's club" in Las Vegas during the WSOP next June. Say, one three-song lap dance from the midget?

    To be fair, I think it's only right that Eric get to pick the other half of the wager, with something to be inflicted upon a member of this community. And yes, since I brought it up, I'll be more than happy to volunteer myself for a similar, ahem, punishment.

    All in the name of good fun of course - and promotion.

    So, Eric - you up for this one?
  6. DahJinerat DahJinerat is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 10:40pm) in reply to HalfwayCrook

    <span>"Not many people know this, but Eric Morris, the co-president of Bluff, has a tendency to run from the room should any member of the lollipop guild make an entrance. The esteemed leader of poker's free speech is scared of midgets."</span>

    ^^^^^^LOLOLOLOLOL- well said.. never heard of the guy til now but thats pretty hilarious
     
  7. (oIo) (oIo) is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 11:00pm) in reply to bmac

    Gabbo!!!

    Hilarious.
  8. synchronistic synchronistic is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2006 (12/4/2006 11:27pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    I saw this advertised on Google and now I'm making $25,000 a month from online poker with no skill or luck.
  9. Karnage Karnage is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 6:41am) in reply to BluffMagEric

    Tell you what, I am going to go right ahead and forget I ever saw this post.
  10. urinesane urinesane is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 7:31am) in reply to Jovial Gent

    Im thinking atimos is right, that it is a program that will list all of the tourneys from each site and allow you to sign up and manage everything in one place.

    And that would be badass.
  11. jackaaron jackaaron is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 8:08am) in reply to Karnage

    I heard it was a program that allows you to play anyone for any amount anytime anywhere heads up. It's not actually like go to stars, and play someone, it's kinda like having AIM with a poker program on it, and other people can get it, and challenge you. No one actually gets a rake, it just has Bluff's name on it (and a little advertising sometimes) and they keep the payment for both parties until a winner is declared (that way it's not illegal). It is kinda cool really. I think their plans are to upgrade it to more than heads up as time goes on. Of course, as you know, everything I'm saying right now is completely fabricated. Nonetheless, what happens is that you get on like you would AIM, chat with your friends in your buddy list, and if anyone wants to play a game, just start it up. You just ship an amount to an entity that Bluff controls (they have a contract with a bank) and they merely temporarily keep it there until a winner is declared.
  12. steely steely is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 8:23am) in reply to ChuckSty

    i'll buy the chucksty a beer at PCA. how's that work for u?
     
  13. Customflip Customflip is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 8:30am) in reply to jackaaron

    It's either:

    1. Online Rankings

    2. Bluff Poker Site (not website Obv, poker client)

    3. Free Poker Tracker or

    4. The Coolest Thing Ever

    I will be 100% correct.
  14. BluffMagEric BluffMagEric is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 11:27am) in reply to Customflip

    Hmm, well Bluff already has a site, online rankings are not new and how could a poker tracker be "The Coolest Thing Ever" if it has already been done.

    My vote is for #4!
    Thread Starter
  15. beanie beanie is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 11:46am) in reply to BluffMagEric

    I will tell you personally that tracking stats is definitely not the coolest thing ever.
  16. StaggerLee StaggerLee is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 1:16pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    I would log in and use a Suckout button on a daily basis.
  17. nicepair111 nicepair111 is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 2:00pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    I hope they finally got that software that "allows us to see our opponents hole cards" working.
  18. MGinVa MGinVa is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 3:03pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    Hmmm reminds me of..... the Segway?

    "The Segway was notable for the hype and secrecy surrounding its 2001 unveiling; Kamen only revealed that he had designed an object that would "revolutionize" modern life in some way, and the tremendous build-up to the release and subsequent lack of overwhelming public interest became a source for frequent satire."
    <H3 id=siteSub>From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 3:12pm) in reply to synchronistic

    Absolute zero is the lowest possible temperature where nothing could be colder and no heat energy remains in a substance. Absolute zero is the point at which molecules stop and they have minimal movement vibrations or none, retaining only quantum mechanical, zero-point energy-induced particle motion. <---THE COOLEST THING EVER
  20. mkahn2 mkahn2 is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 3:22pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    obv software that allows you to see your opponents cards

    either that or some sort of bad beat blocking device, like click on some button when u get all in and it will fuck w/ the "rng" and somehow ur AA holds, would probbably end up using this every day
  21. fifthbest fifthbest is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 3:31pm) in reply to frozenhead

    that is the most erelevent but funny comment on the entire page bravo!!!
  22. beanie beanie is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 3:36pm) in reply to mkahn2

    anything involving an ostrich would be the nuts. Ostriches are way underused.
  23. alden167 alden167 is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 3:45pm) in reply to beanie

    Did you guys strike a deal with Wowswift to get nudes?
  24. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 3:47pm) in reply to POKER_PANDA

    Panda your timeline needs to include the invention of silicone implants
  25. KingPariah KingPariah is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 4:21pm) in reply to BluffMagEric

    Rake free bluff poker?
  26. haleike haleike is offline

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    Dec 5th, 2006 (12/5/2006 4:32pm) in reply to KingPariah

    How about Free Money!? That is pretty cool!
    and while we are at it, how about free wsop seats to everyone who responds to this thread....?
  27. urinesane urinesane is offline

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    Dec 6th, 2006 (12/6/2006 7:25am) in reply to haleike

    Online Blind Man's Bluff...

    ...brilliant!
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