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BRSAVAGE ENDS BACKING DEAL WITH SHEETS/BAX DUE TO SHEETS INDISCRETION

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  1. brsavage brsavage is offline Spontaneous Benefactor

    Denham Springs, LA
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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 11:42am)

    Unfortunately, I have had to end my backing arrangement with Sheets and Bax.

    The culprit in this disastrous ending was Eric A.K.A Sheetsworld. Bax was simply caught in the crossfire.

    Have you ever seen the movie the sixth sense? The part where the coin rolls on the floor and he realizes that all along HE WAS DEAD? Well all the pieces of the puzzle came together for me today....

    First let's flashback to the end of last year. Out of the blue, my wife tells me that the nice Jewish boy Eric is on the phone. I said whoooo? She said Eric, remember, we met him in Vegas? I said, errrrrr ok. Right off the bat he said hey BR, great news. Me and my tazmanian devil friend Bax want to put you in some tournaments. (Odd i thought, because my wife and I were just discussing that I couldn't really chance playing in too many live events with twins due in June).

    BLAH BLAH BLAH, deal was set, and off we went. Nice Tunica win in very first event, a bracelet, all roads paved in gold right???? WRONG.

    I went with Amy to go get her ultrasound today, and the doctor pulled me aside. I was quite startled by the concerned tone in the doctor's voice. "Mr. Savage", he said, "these children can't possibly be yours". I was floored, total devastation.

    EXPLAIN, i demanded....

    "Well, the doctor said. Upon closer examination of the ultrasound, we see your son has a large nose, has excellent credit, and has purchased the adjoining property next to the hospital and opened a parking lot. Your daughter has already taken a job at Goldman Sachs and has requested a Rabbi be present at birth."

    The coin rolled across the floor, and i flashed back.... Eric, taking my wife "for a sandwhich" while i played in a SNG in Vegas. Then the words, "that nice Jewish boy Eric is on the phone...".

    It all made sense now. The screen name "SHEETSWORLD" even made sense. He lives between the sheets.

    Soooo , after careful deliberation, i have ended my dealings with SHEETS/BAX.

    Unless i get upgraded to Days Inn status on all road trips, i can never, ever see myself doing business with the Syosset devils again.

    Or maybe, a TEC or something.

    Where in the world will I ever find a non jewish financially secure backer... I AM SCREWED.
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  2. JohnnyBax JohnnyBax is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 11:55am) in reply to brsavage

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN FOR THE DAY. NOW GET BACK TO WINNING TOURNEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BR OWNS!
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  3. lilcasino lilcasino is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 12:09pm) in reply to brsavage

    very fuuny stuff br!
    congrads on the new babby! see at the tables!
  4. sheets sheets is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 12:22pm) in reply to brsavage

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ool
     
  5. beanie beanie is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 12:27pm) in reply to sheets

    That bitch, I was hoping for a couple beansters.
  6. FortuneMeyers FortuneMeyers is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 12:29pm) in reply to sheets

    Damn Savage,
    Sorry about your luck. You must have run out of things to do.

    Trent

    P.S. Go see a shrink you have lost it for sure now.

    P.S.S "JK" thought those were his kids. Now I have to break the news to him. ..:0)
  7. steely steely is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 12:38pm) in reply to brsavage

    BRS:

    I am traumatized, hurt and offended by the stereotypes that emerge from your attempt at humor (large noses, greedy and shady, etc.). As a proud Hebraic-American, I'll have you know that I pay full retail, change my own flat tires, never went to medical school and enjoy bacon cheeseburgers. Further, I have a small-ish nose and a large-ish schvantz (BTW hello to all the P5 ladies in the house).

    Now if you will excuse me, I must return to my vault and join the other Elders of Zion -- we have media to control and gold bullion to count.

    steely
     
  8. beanie beanie is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 12:41pm) in reply to steely

    Ah, there are no ladies at p5's, only guys pretending to be ladies. Silly!
  9. lombardo lombardo is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2005 (4/1/2005 2:20pm) in reply to beanie

    hahah your guys's jokes are ridiculously serious. They catch me off guard most of the time...priceless.
  10. steely steely is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2005 (4/2/2005 10:29am) in reply to beanie

    You are SO wrong, bean. I get bushels of beeyotches via this site.
     
  11. sweeet_pea sweeet_pea is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2005 (4/2/2005 11:05am) in reply to beanie

    ummmm beanie,
    is this your way of informing us of your extracurricular activity of dressing drag?? =) By the way thanks for the red heels they were a hit with that dress you loaned me.
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