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  1. 1) My bankroll is $9.66 what should I play to make $87,633 in 3 days???

    2) I folded KK preflop 13 times today in tournaments ranging from $.10-22$

    3) Someone tried to slowroll me at 15/30 and he had AA and I had only one 7 but I hit quads so Im gonna make a thread about it so more people think I am cool.

    4) OMG I SAW (someone in current top 10) AT A TABLE. HE BET CHIPS!!!

    5) JJProdigy stole my girlfriend

    6) You are stupid that is a repost from August 3rd 2005. How much of a loser and idiot are you for not knowing that, it was a thread for at least 38 seconds.

    7) I was playing someone in a HU sng and I think he was colluding. Since I have a degree in detectiving I feel I should email stars and tell them my thoughts.

    8) FT SWEAT MY BIZOY pynchmanips IS FT OF THE STARS HUBBLE NL FREEROLL. ONE TIMEEEEE.

    9) Ive played a 5$ sng before do you (my best buds) think I can go pro? Do I gots what it takes?

    10) Anyone on pocketfives>anyone who has played live ever.

    11) WWYD I have AA and someone raised to put me all in. Whats the best line to take here? If I go all in what if the BB has a hand? Or should I fold to not risk my tournament life?

    12) Pokur is rigged. Yesterday I won a 2$ turbo mtt but today I lost a coinflip the 5th hand of the tourny.
  2. like the post, most apply, but maybe somebody with >200 post should do this.
     
  3. 13) your opinion is invalid because your post count is lower than mine. also you are a degenerate. have i told you about how many posts i have?
  4. I am only 197 posts worth of coolness not 1937. I wish in high school I had 1937 posts on my resume, id get mad girls.
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  5. see number 6
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  6. lol
  7. this is a repost.... ban OP
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  8. Leave pocket fives pls.
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