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Darwin Awards- Feb 2011 edition: A multiaccounter in the Deuce

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  1. s.l. halper s.l. halper is offline

    Garwood, NJ
    United States

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 12:22am)

    Hey all. I am not sure this is postworthy and I hate being a hall monitor but I felt like this was a good idea to do in the interests of self-policing and managing our game.

    The e-mail and chat pretty much speak for themselves. I am pretty sure this is the first time I have EVER turned anyone in for ANYTHING poker related, so flame away if I overreacted to it.

    [SIZE=3]To whom it may concern:[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]During today's tournament session I encountered a player who during a chat admitted to multiple TOS violations, including playing on another's account and utilizing multiple accounts on your site (and others). I attach a copy of a redacted version of the chat for your review but it accurately reflects the conversation. The tourney was today's (Feb 20, 2011) Double Deuce, and the offending player was MILLIONBEY.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]I am also posting this e-mail and chat on pocket fives to alert the community of this player's name, my accusations and (hopefully) all steps taken by Full Tilt in response to this e-mail. [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]I am available by e-mail should you have any other questions or seek a more complete chatlog. I hope to hear from a representative at your earliest convenience.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Robert xxxxxxxxx (redacted my full name)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: hmmm yh[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: yh?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: u played them like u had aids[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: at leest we no how u play your pairs now[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: oh yeah that was my trick[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: i'm a one-trick doggy[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: yhyh ok[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: if you are going to insult me[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: dont beat around it man[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: come at me[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: i dont care[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: thats gay[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: ok[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: what else ya got?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: hahah yhyhyh[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: and be quick about it[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: i'm on 13 tables[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: ok nothing?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: well im on 4 laptops 2 difent tilt accounts 2 difernt stars accounts and waiting for the ftops main event[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: ok so you are multi-accounting[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: correct that comment[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: and explain yourself[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: hahaa[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: or this chat is going to p5s[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: and full tilt support[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: would you like to say anything else?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: (ya prob shouldnt)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: lol you could say that or say that im on my bros account hmmm yh diirk head[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: tell them dnt bother me[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: you were bothering me[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: so shut up and lets play lol[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: now you may have some 'splaining[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: do you know how douchy you have to be[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: for me to even think about turning you in?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: actually[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: just about as douchy as you are being[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: the exact amount[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: gl man[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]MILLION BEY: so u lied cause ur playing 2 tornys and yh yh yh yh yh ur terning me in yhyhyhyh[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: uhm you are aware that there are other sites[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: ok now i am openly laughing at you[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3](after the break I gave this guy one last chance)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: millionbey[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: before you bust or break tables[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: any interest in explaining yourself?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: I am no narc and have no need for a hassle[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3](silence for about 2 mins)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3] [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: ok guess not[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: keep an eye on your e-mail man[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]s_l_halper: and good luck[/SIZE]
    Edited By: s.l. halper Feb 21st, 2011 at 12:23 AM
    Reason: I had to change the font.
     
  2. RUBINH RUBINH is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 12:27am) in reply to s.l. halper

    He might not be around for the FTOPS Main Event after all!
  3. undertheradar undertheradar is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 12:33am) in reply to RUBINH

    nice job
  4. bonflizubi bonflizubi is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 2:39am) in reply to undertheradar

    OP- you might want to send them a hand number so they can find that chat more easily.....
     
  5. StayCalm StayCalm is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 2:55am) in reply to bonflizubi

    Its amazing to me how many people would openly admit to multi-accounting in the sites chat box...
  6. FishyLOL FishyLOL is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 2:58am) in reply to StayCalm

    yhyhhyhyhyhhyhyhy. what is this?
    yhhyhyhyhhyhyhyhhyhy.
  7. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 2:59am) in reply to FishyLOL

    half the time 60% of the time, these are actually 100% true MA'ers.... good enough percentage for me
  8. tmfd001 tmfd001 is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 3:44am) in reply to FishyLOL

     
    Originally Posted by FishyLOL View Post

    yhyhhyhyhyhhyhyhy. what is this?
    yhhyhyhyhhyhyhyhhyhy.

    seriously tho, wtf is yh
     
  9. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 3:52am) in reply to tmfd001

    The response will that they have suspended his account while they investigate, and that will be the last that you hear about it.
     
  10. llebdet llebdet is offline

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 4:27am) in reply to s.l. halper

    Halper, let us know if you hear anything-def saw this guy around today.
     
  11. random.chu random.chu is offline The People's Troll

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    Feb 21st, 2011 (2/21/2011 4:43am) in reply to llebdet

    OP kinda seems a bit douchey imo
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