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<SPAN><SPAN>I live in Vegas and was just watching the news and to my surprise as they were talking about home invasions there is the home owner David Sklansky talking to the news crew. He seemed pretty calm considering what happened and that his family was in the house. Of course he did end with mentioning “like a poker game, you try to figure out what the other person is thinking”</SPAN></SPAN>
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zander
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Did they just take his real money or are all his Sklansky Dollars gone too?
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lflksahfslkdfhslfhldskfh SO FING FUNNY!
Originally Posted by zander
Did they just take his real money or are all his Sklansky Dollars gone too?
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Joined: Mar 07Jun 25th, 2009 (6/25/2009 9:04pm) in reply to zander
i lol'dOriginally Posted by zander
Did they just take his real money or are all his Sklansky Dollars gone too?
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beat me to the punch
Originally Posted by zander
Did they just take his real money or are all his Sklansky Dollars gone too?
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Joined: May 05Jun 25th, 2009 (6/25/2009 11:30pm) in reply to gopherhoky
the guys a POS in general so this is just karma biting him in the ass.
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Joined: Apr 07Jun 25th, 2009 (6/25/2009 11:50pm) in reply to zander
amazingOriginally Posted by zander
Did they just take his real money or are all his Sklansky Dollars gone too?
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Originally Posted by allinstevie
Originally Posted by SantanaBandana
i lol'dOriginally Posted by zander
Did they just take his real money or are all his Sklansky Dollars gone too?
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Joined: Aug 08Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 12:06am) in reply to ronkend
he's a POS, so his family deserves to go through being scared shitless of somethign like this happening again?Originally Posted by ronkend
the guys a POS in general so this is just karma biting him in the ass.
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Joined: Jul 08Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 12:10am) in reply to TopOfNewYork
How is he a POS?
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Joined: Apr 09Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 12:25am) in reply to kapper27
this is old news, but new to me, i just read that he admitted to cheating 2x in poker
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too many reasons to list
Originally Posted by Faccio
How is he a POS?
things really blew up when he got involved with that brandi chick.
i'm sure you could search the old threads on 2+2 and get a few ideas
as to why people might say this- the retarded/inbred young girlfriend story is a real classic (sadly i'm not joking) -
Pretty sure your thinking of Captain Tom Franklin
Originally Posted by Nole91
too many reasons to listOriginally Posted by Faccio
How is he a POS?
things really blew up when he got involved with that brandi chick.
i'm sure you could search the old threads on 2+2 and get a few ideas
as to why people might say this- the retarded/inbred young girlfriend story is a real classic (sadly i'm not joking) -
Nope
Originally Posted by nadatell
Pretty sure your thinking of Captain Tom FranklinOriginally Posted by Nole91
too many reasons to listOriginally Posted by Faccio
How is he a POS?
things really blew up when he got involved with that brandi chick.
i'm sure you could search the old threads on 2+2 and get a few ideas
as to why people might say this- the retarded/inbred young girlfriend story is a real classic (sadly i'm not joking)
DS got involved after Capt Tom. The 2+2 threads were epic- pics of the retarded gf and everything. -
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because you had a childhood friend that had it happen its common? So what if i had a childhood friend who was abducted by technicolor aliens and raped by them with mushroom stalks would that make it common too ?Originally Posted by UhhMee
lol @ someone acting like this is such an uncommon and traumatic experience. My best friend growing up as a child had this happen, and it was no big deal. f david skfagsky.
I think the Sklanksy Dollars joke was hilarious btw ... i just didnt like your comment. -
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In the late 80's Sklansky was playing extremely tight at $1-$5 LHE tables at Circus Circus.
He was trying to pick up this nutty poker dealer that worked there.
She was around 25, about a "4" on a good day, but I guess her youth
was what attracted Sklansky. Sadly, he couldn't even pick up this fugly fruitcake.
He came off as an unimaginative A-B-C player, with no personality whatsoever.
Amazing what this unsociable, college drop out, has pulled off publishing
books and 2 + 2 website. -
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Joined: Nov 06Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 6:14am) in reply to houston_wildcard
Are you seriously using "college dropout" as an insult on this site?Originally Posted by houston_wildcard
In the late 80's Sklansky was playing extremely tight at $1-$5 LHE tables at Circus Circus.
He was trying to pick up this nutty poker dealer that worked there.
She was around 25, about a "4" on a good day, but I guess her youth
was what attracted Sklansky. Sadly, he couldn't even pick up this fugly fruitcake.
He came off as an unimaginative A-B-C player, with no personality whatsoever.
Amazing what this unsociable, college drop out, has pulled off publishing
books and 2 + 2 website. -
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Joined: Aug 08Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 6:26am) in reply to houston_wildcard
A poker player hit on dealer in a $1-$5 limit cash game 20 years ago. call the fucking press. lol pathetic.Originally Posted by houston_wildcard
In the late 80's Sklansky was playing extremely tight at $1-$5 LHE tables at Circus Circus.
He was trying to pick up this nutty poker dealer that worked there.
She was around 25, about a "4" on a good day, but I guess her youth
was what attracted Sklansky. Sadly, he couldn't even pick up this fugly fruitcake.
He came off as an unimaginative A-B-C player, with no personality whatsoever.
Amazing what this unsociable, college drop out, has pulled off publishing
books and 2 + 2 website. -
No, that's not the reasoning behind my comment. If you're trying to say that robbery or B&E's are NOT very common, you're pretty dumb. Sick analogy though you fucking tool.
Originally Posted by Gotskillz
because you had a childhood friend that had it happen its common? So what if i had a childhood friend who was abducted by technicolor aliens and raped by them with mushroom stalks would that make it common too ?Originally Posted by UhhMee
lol @ someone acting like this is such an uncommon and traumatic experience. My best friend growing up as a child had this happen, and it was no big deal. f david skfagsky.
I think the Sklanksy Dollars joke was hilarious btw ... i just didnt like your comment. -
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Joined: Oct 06Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 8:08am) in reply to zander
hope it wasnt his sklansky dollars, cos the dude owes me a shit load of them...Originally Posted by zander
Did they just take his real money or are all his Sklansky Dollars gone too?
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ApesAreFun
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Posts: 6,246
Joined: Aug 07Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:07pm) in reply to yay415area
Originally Posted by yay415area
A poker player hit on dealer in a $1-$5 limit cash game 20 years ago. call the fucking press. lol pathetic.Originally Posted by houston_wildcard
In the late 80's Sklansky was playing extremely tight at $1-$5 LHE tables at Circus Circus.
He was trying to pick up this nutty poker dealer that worked there.
She was around 25, about a "4" on a good day, but I guess her youth
was what attracted Sklansky. Sadly, he couldn't even pick up this fugly fruitcake.
He came off as an unimaginative A-B-C player, with no personality whatsoever.
Amazing what this unsociable, college drop out, has pulled off publishing
books and 2 + 2 website.
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