This is well worth the read. I can't imagine how many fishies quit online poker a day saying random BS like this, and how many still come back next week thank god. They are always huge winning players live too. Its a good read esp if you need a laugh:

FullTiltPoker Game #5886943029: Table Hollow Pine - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:53:45 ET - 2008/04/02

Seat 1: legend202 ($278.85)

Seat 2: MoneyOverB ($428.30)

Seat 3: novel20 ($511.80)

Seat 4: ChiChiSushi ($400)

Seat 5: PoorNapoleon ($447)

Seat 6: jimmy5578 ($394.50)

Seat 7: BabySmurf82 ($400)

Seat 8: premgolf ($465.15)

Seat 9: idareyouAA ($400)

premgolf posts the small blind of $2

idareyouAA posts the big blind of $4

The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to idareyouAA [9c 7s]

legend202 calls $4

MoneyOverB folds

ChiChiSushi has been disconnected

novel20 folds

ChiChiSushi has reconnected

ChiChiSushi folds

PoorNapoleon raises to $18

jimmy5578 folds

premgolf folds

idareyouAA adds $4

idareyouAA folds

legend202 calls $14

*** FLOP *** [8h Th 2h]

legend202 checks

PoorNapoleon bets $30

legend202 calls $30

*** TURN *** [8h Th 2h] [Qs]

legend202 checks

PoorNapoleon checks

*** RIVER *** [8h Th 2h Qs] [9h]

legend202 checks

PoorNapoleon bets $66

legend202 calls $66

*** SHOW DOWN ***

PoorNapoleon shows [Kc Ah] a flush, Ace high

legend202 mucks

PoorNapoleon wins the pot ($231) with a flush, Ace high

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $234 | Rake $3

Board: [8h Th 2h Qs 9h]

Seat 1: legend202 mucked [Kh 5h] - a flush, King high

Seat 2: MoneyOverB didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: novel20 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: ChiChiSushi didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: PoorNapoleon showed [Kc Ah] and won ($231) with a flush, Ace high

Seat 6: jimmy5578 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: BabySmurf82 is sitting out

Seat 8: premgolf (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: idareyouAA (big blind) folded before the Flop





legend202: wow

PoorNapoleon: it's not the site

legend202: hell of a site

legend202: site gave u the river<span> </span>

PoorNapoleon: true, but it doesn't reflect the sites nature

legend202: not u

legend202: just be glad i dont have 150 dollars from u

legend202: cuz i was gonna bump flop

legend202: than obviously wouldve pushed turn

legend202: so keep mouth quiet and thank me and the site

PoorNapoleon: you could have shut me out on that hand

legend202: flop a freakin k high flush and lose

PoorNapoleon: you let it happen

legend202: on bs 7 outter

legend202: buddy...if i bump flop ur crying blues

legend202: so relax

legend202: risk i take

legend202: doesnt mean site should reward u

legend202: always happens

PoorNapoleon: that's my point

Dealer: legend202 raises to $8

Dealer: MoneyOverB folds

Dealer: novel20 has 15 seconds left to act

Dealer: novel20 folds

Dealer: PoorNapoleon raises to $24

Dealer: jimmy5578 folds

Dealer: BabySmurf82 folds

Dealer: premgolf folds

Dealer: legend202 has 15 seconds left to act

Dealer: legend202 raises to $179.85, and is all in

Dealer: PoorNapoleon calls $155.85

Dealer: legend202 shows [Qd Ah]

Dealer: PoorNapoleon shows [As Ad]

Dealer: The flop is [Kc Ts 3s]

Dealer: The turn is [9c]

PoorNapoleon: fish

Dealer: The river is [5d]

Dealer: legend202 shows Ace King high

Dealer: PoorNapoleon shows a pair of Aces

Dealer: PoorNapoleon wins the pot ($362.70) with a pair of Aces

Dealer: legend202 is sitting out

Dealer: Hand #5887031316

Dealer: premgolf posts the small blind of $2

Dealer: idareyouAA posts the big blind of $4

Dealer: You have been dealt [6d As]

legend202: hacker

legend202: #@&& u

legend202: @ # @ & u

legend202: ur one of many hackers on this bs site

legend202: does anyone else realize the timing of us talkin trash

legend202: we both get monsters twice in a row

legend202: ak before that

PoorNapoleon: says the guy taking 44 percent of the flops

legend202: thats cuz ur wack site been giving me hands

PoorNapoleon: yeah, keep blaming the site

legend202: ak..aq..aj..jj..all brick, how curious

PoorNapoleon: yeah, keep blaming the site

PoorNapoleon: suckers always do

legend202: buddy...we argue and u get aa

legend202: ha

legend202: how convenient

PoorNapoleon: yeah, they've got it in for you

PoorNapoleon: what a moron

legend202: no...ur a a moron

legend202: i play casinos ...it wouldnt happen pal

PoorNapoleon: good comeback

legend202: comeback...terminating my account

legend202: ur being dealt hands from a computer..ha

PoorNapoleon: it won't help

PoorNapoleon: you'll still be a fish

legend202: duh

legend202: nah homie

legend202: just made 6k this past weekend in ac

legend202: this site is bogus

legend202: been on it sind 8am this morning

legend202: first time on this site...usually play bodog

legend202: trust me when i tell u its bogus

legend202: and u may be part of the problem..who knows

PoorNapoleon: oh yeah, i"m in the habit of trusting guys with really low

IQs

legend202: table...hackers are present

legend202: FYI

legend202: dont be silly like me...im just tired

legend202: terminating account though...ha, suckas

legend202: see u at the live tables

Dealer: legend202 stands up