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  1. I was short stacked in a measly 2.75 stars tourney and just had my elimination hand. Went all in at the wrong time, but this hand is quite the cooler. Haven't seen one as bad as this in a while:

    pokerstars Game #7834727210: Tournament #39824294, $2.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/01/08 - 17:38:14 (ET)
    Table '39824294 40' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: stu1310 (2403 in chips)
    Seat 2: dapea (3624 in chips)
    Seat 3: turkeystyle (1780 in chips)
    Seat 4: pjnbo (1923 in chips)
    Seat 5: DocDonkey (888 in chips)
    Seat 6: jim-bob6mm (669 in chips)
    Seat 7: "Swiper-Val" (2905 in chips)
    Seat 8: dino1145 (3610 in chips)
    Seat 9: Cribster (5560 in chips)
    stu1310: posts small blind 25
    dapea: posts big blind 50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DocDonkey [Kd 9s]
    turkeystyle: calls 50
    pjnbo: folds
    DocDonkey: raises 150 to 200
    jim-bob6mm: folds
    "Swiper-Val": folds
    dino1145: folds
    Cribster: calls 200
    stu1310: folds
    dapea: calls 150
    turkeystyle: calls 150
    *** FLOP *** [Ts 8s Ks]
    dapea: checks
    turkeystyle: checks
    DocDonkey: bets 688 and is all-in
    Cribster: calls 688
    dapea: calls 688
    turkeystyle: raises 892 to 1580 and is all-in
    Cribster: calls 892
    dapea: calls 892
    *** TURN *** [Ts 8s Ks] [9d]
    dapea: checks
    Cribster: bets 1100
    dapea: raises 744 to 1844 and is all-in
    Cribster: calls 744
    *** RIVER *** [Ts 8s Ks 9d] [Th]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    dapea: shows [Td Tc] (four of a kind, Tens)
    Cribster: shows [Jd Qs] (a straight, Nine to King)
    dapea collected 3688 from side pot-2
    turkeystyle: shows [4s As] (a flush, Ace high)
    dapea collected 2676 from side pot-1
    DocDonkey: shows [Kd 9s] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
    Cribster said, "damn gina"
    DocDonkey said, "good game"
    dapea collected 3577 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 9941 Main pot 3577. Side pot-1 2676. Side pot-2 3688. | Rake 0
    Board [Ts 8s Ks 9d Th]
    Seat 1: stu1310 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: dapea (big blind) showed [Td Tc] and won (9941) with four of a kind, Tens
    Seat 3: turkeystyle showed [4s As] and lost with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 4: pjnbo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: DocDonkey showed [Kd 9s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
    Seat 6: jim-bob6mm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: "Swiper-Val" folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: dino1145 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Cribster (button) showed [Jd Qs] and lost with a straight, Nine to King
  2. Fold preflop
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  3. if you hardly ever see flushes get beat, you don't play much poker
     
  4. wowowowowwwowoww sooooooooo sic.

    havent seen a beat like that since '82.
     
  5. ?? this post
  6. Man I thought we were going to see him lose to a higher straight flush or something, big letdown.

    And the answer to your question is yes, coolers get much much worse than that.
  7. yes
     
  8. ummmm....

    ive seen much much worse...
  9. Yes, they get much worse:

    Dealt to Camz2895 [Ts Qs]
    ilcondore: calls $0.25
    Prism{UK}: calls $0.25
    ddrstel: folds
    Camz2895: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    gorms1515: calls $0.40
    Valf: folds
    ilcondore: calls $0.25
    Prism{UK}: calls $0.25
    *** FLOP *** [Js 4c As]
    gorms1515: checks
    ilcondore: checks
    Prism{UK}: checks
    Camz2895: bets $0.75
    gorms1515: calls $0.75
    ilcondore: folds
    Prism{UK}: folds
    *** TURN *** [Js 4c As] [Ac]
    gorms1515: checks
    Camz2895: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Js 4c As Ac] [Ks]
    gorms1515: bets $1
    Camz2895 said, "what you have?"
    gorms1515 said, "cost you a buck to find out"
    ddrstel said, "its a dollar, call and find out for next time"
    Camz2895 said, "um"
    ddrstel said, "lol"
    Camz2895 said, "i dont have aces"
    Camz2895: raises $6 to $7
    gorms1515: raises $6 to $13
    Camz2895: raises $0.80 to $13.80 and is all-in
    gorms1515: calls $0.80
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Camz2895: shows [Ts Qs] (a Royal Flush)
    gorms1515: mucks hand <<(AK) AAAKK
    Camz2895 collected $29.80 from pot
  10. Thats not a cooler, this is a cooler (or a bad beat, take your pick)

    pokerstars Game #7402590823: Tournament #37779415, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2006/12/11 - 19:55:26 (ET)
    Table '37779415 66' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 1: confiteor (64765 in chips)
    Seat 2: pkrj041 (79644 in chips)
    Seat 3: PHARLAP 2 (262189 in chips)
    Seat 4: Exitonly4 (178742 in chips)
    Seat 5: melamed (166593 in chips)
    Seat 6: Legolas677 (130047 in chips)
    Seat 7: MrNiphty (38795 in chips)
    Seat 8: t?rrpinnen (44600 in chips)
    Seat 9: rmel1227 (34456 in chips)
    confiteor: posts the ante 200
    pkrj041: posts the ante 200
    PHARLAP 2: posts the ante 200
    Exitonly4: posts the ante 200
    melamed: posts the ante 200
    Legolas677: posts the ante 200
    MrNiphty: posts the ante 200
    t?rrpinnen: posts the ante 200
    rmel1227: posts the ante 200
    rmel1227: posts small blind 2000
    confiteor: posts big blind 4000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MrNiphty [5d 5h]
    pkrj041: folds
    PHARLAP 2: raises 8000 to 12000
    Exitonly4: folds
    melamed: folds
    Legolas677: folds
    MrNiphty: raises 26595 to 38595 and is all-in
    t?rrpinnen: folds
    rmel1227: folds
    confiteor: folds
    PHARLAP 2: calls 26595
    *** FLOP *** [8h 6d 5c]
    *** TURN *** [8h 6d 5c] [7h]
    melamed said, "WOW"
    *** RIVER *** [8h 6d 5c 7h] [5s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    PHARLAP 2: shows [8c 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Fives)
    MrNiphty: shows [5d 5h] (four of a kind, Fives)
    MrNiphty collected 84990 from pot
    melamed said, "WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
    rmel1227 said, "ahhhh"
    MrNiphty is sitting out
    MrNiphty has returned
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 84990 | Rake 0
    Board [8h 6d 5c 7h 5s]
    Seat 1: confiteor (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: pkrj041 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: PHARLAP 2 showed [8c 8d] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Fives
    Seat 4: Exitonly4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: melamed folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: Legolas677 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: MrNiphty showed [5d 5h] and won (84990) with four of a kind, Fives
    Seat 8: t?rrpinnen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: rmel1227 (small blind) folded before Flop
     

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