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  1. STKPICR STKPICR is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 10:52am)

    Why is it when you know the suckout is coming you ask for it not too and it still does? Is God not listening or does he have action on the other guy?
  2. JusBon JusBon is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 10:54am) in reply to STKPICR

    Depends on which God you are talking too I suppose.
  3. AceOfHobbes AceOfHobbes is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 10:55am) in reply to STKPICR

    I think he's more of a dice man and has rolled craps more than once ;)
  4. kdogpenny1 kdogpenny1 is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 11:53am) in reply to STKPICR

    God just hates you.
  5. JWD_51 JWD_51 is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 11:55am) in reply to STKPICR

    NO! Just poker players.
  6. Mr_Henley Mr_Henley is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 11:55am) in reply to kdogpenny1

    There is only one God, and doubt he hates you. And if God made every siuation ideal and the way you wanted it every time, you would be a milllionare playing poker and need to work for nothing in life.
  7. dhubermex dhubermex is offline Senior Writer

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 12:00pm) in reply to STKPICR

    I bet God (or any other omnipotent being) laughs his/her ass off every time one of these threads is posted. There are people, everywhere in the world, who have things INFINITELY worse than anyone with the ability to post in an online forum. And those people may reasonably ask themselves if God hates them.

    If you're healthy, you're damn lucky... meaning you're running out-of-your-mind g00t. Thanks to 7th Grade secks ed., many of us realize how good we ran during the fertilization process. You run g00t... we all have. Let's not try our luck or test the patience of whomever/whatever controls things.
     
  8. StaggerLee StaggerLee is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 1:36pm) in reply to STKPICR

    Ask Jerry Yang
  9. bukowski101 bukowski101 is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 1:40pm) in reply to STKPICR

    there is no god
     
  10. Imustcall Imustcall is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 1:43pm) in reply to bukowski101

    Let's just hope he is not listening, because I have rattled off a few God Da**its along the way.
  11. gungiclonepot gungiclonepot is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 1:47pm) in reply to Imustcall

    just like there is no crying in baseball, there should be no god in poker. i have it on good authority jerry yang will be punished... well this according some dude named habib.
  12. thatboyelite thatboyelite is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 2:01pm) in reply to STKPICR

    HAHA! Nice post!
  13. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 4:53pm) in reply to dhubermex

    Yes, which reminds me - Update on My Plan to Live Forever: So far so good. --J
  14. lentes130 lentes130 is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:02pm) in reply to thatboyelite

    god doesn't hate poker he just hates me
  15. satcheldog satcheldog is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:05pm) in reply to lentes130

    Muhammed hates poker and Teddy Bears!!
  16. bruha47 bruha47 is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:08pm) in reply to satcheldog

    god is michael jordan
    michael jordan likes poker
    therefore...god likes poker
  17. tshock43 tshock43 is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:15pm) in reply to STKPICR

    lol @ god
  18. TING TING is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:16pm) in reply to tshock43

    There Is No God
  19. savvy savvy is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:20pm) in reply to StaggerLee

    ^ um exactly what i was going to say.

    maybe god just doesnt have the purpose of letting you win today.

    perhaps tomorrow.
  20. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:23pm) in reply to STKPICR

    No god. But there is a church of poker and im the fuggin pope!

    www.xx.tc
  21. BHGuy BHGuy is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:24pm) in reply to Mr_Henley

    Yeah that sounds terrible.

    Making millions playing poker and not have to do anything else? Except maybe take month long vacations to countries I can't even spell?

    Ugh, I shrug at the thought.

    Luckily, I'm stuck making crap at this 9-5 job. Lucky me.
  22. thebigsellout thebigsellout is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:47pm) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    God is too busy in football to be worried about poker.
  23. carpo carpo is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:49pm) in reply to thebigsellout

    I hate the poker gods. 'Hold one time!' is all I ask. Bastards. Card teasing bastards.
  24. timzc1 timzc1 is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 5:58pm) in reply to dhubermex

    if you have a computer or at least access to one, we can more or less safely assume that:

    1. you live in a pretty cool place where there are lots of freedoms to do things like use the internet and use a computer.

    2. you probably have food to eat, clean water to drink, and you probably make more than 10$ US per day, which puts you in the (approx) richest 1/3 segement of the world's population.

    3. your eyes probably work pretty well.

    I think this god fellow you refer to loves you plenty.

    --tc

    PS: Zeus might hate you! Watch out for lightning! ; )
  25. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 6:22pm) in reply to STKPICR

    I heard God was multi-accounting on stars, and getting away with it. He has the most amazing luck. And remember, Nietzche's still dead
  26. downbylaw11 downbylaw11 is online now

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 7:00pm) in reply to STKPICR

    I used to believe in god. then I turned 15
  27. YOMAXX YOMAXX is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 7:05pm) in reply to carpo

    "I always wanted to say one million" God said I will let this yang guy take it down. So now I dress up as Jerry Yang when I play poker (only online though)
  28. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 7:14pm) in reply to downbylaw11

    I am impressed that #1 there are so many non believers here such as myself and #2 that there are no bible beating flamers jumping on us since I have been involved in some flames b4 from these types of statements.

    Credit to the P5 community! Smart people understand and good poker players are smart people.
  29. FlyinHawaiin FlyinHawaiin is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 7:21pm) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    pffffff

    Tiki Gods>Poker Gods obv

    aloha
  30. rawz rawz is offline

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    Dec 10th, 2007 (12/10/2007 8:19pm) in reply to TING

    I never believed in God until I started playing poker ....
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