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Is everyone on Bodog a monkey?

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  1. McPeePee McPeePee is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 2:59am)

    Calling two all ins with AJo? Calling 3000 more on top of a 900 raise with 107? Jeebus...how do you guys navigate through that minefield? Anyone willing to gamble with anything preflop...its sick!
  2. RandomMan RandomMan is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 3:04am) in reply to McPeePee

    how big is your penis anyway?
  3. swoosh210 swoosh210 is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 4:08am) in reply to RandomMan

    lol
  4. murphdaddy murphdaddy is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 5:10am) in reply to McPeePee

    and you're complaining because...
  5. dont4get911 dont4get911 is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 10:29am) in reply to McPeePee

    I hear ya , it sux and i keep saying "it all evens out in the end". But when happening to us its just unbearable sometimes. I wrote a thread in the bad beat column about my pcket kings getting cracked 5 or 6 times in a row to these wonderfull and powerfull starting hands. I just needed to vent , i tell my wife and her reply is "well u havent learned by now?" lol... weve all givin bad beats, we just dont remember them as well as when are pocket aces and kings are cracked by a 7-10 or ace - 2. Remember most people who play this way just got done watching espn with all the highlight hands and dont realize the 10,000 hands previous.
  6. truesyalose truesyalose is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 10:36am) in reply to dont4get911

    bodog does have more than its share of idiots. Not too hard to get around though.

    KK will never win on bodog. I bust out of 73% of tourneys on there with KK. I would rather have JJ on there than KK.
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  7. Tsupa Tsupa is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 10:40am) in reply to McPeePee

    I have tried & tried on this site, but can't win on there. I'm convinced that I have a Bodog curse or something. Glad to see I'm not alone ;) I can't resist the overlays on their guarantees though.......
  8. Ballistik Ballistik is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 11:16am) in reply to Tsupa

    Im guilty of being a monkey on there yesterday oooo ooooo ahhhhhh ahhhhhh
  9. pnkranger pnkranger is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 11:50am) in reply to Ballistik

    Actually...KK busted my QQ last night. ;)
  10. Xmas32 Xmas32 is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 2:39pm) in reply to pnkranger

    Yeah I get my share of bad beats on there, but the SNG's and cash games more than make up for my MTT purchases. I satellite into the big tourneys anyways, I won 3 of those $27 Sats. so it looks like I've got about 2 months of $100 buyins. With all these people trying Miller's soooper short stack theory at the 2/4 & 3/6NL tables, it's been super easy because the big stacks will try and overbet against the short stacks, leading to the opportunity for much larger pots than normal. I expect my rate to do nothing but skyrocket as football season gets going....the fish will be out in schools, and my bankroll will swell because of it.
  11. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 4:00pm) in reply to Xmas32

    Hey Xmas, remember that time i flat out destroyed you playing $2/$4 on bodog?
    Oh .... wait .... i went broke. You owe me a drink mother fucker!
    FU
    Mikey.
  12. McPeePee McPeePee is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 4:49pm) in reply to Tsupa

    Exactly why I started playing, as those guarantees are so money right now its ridiculous. I can't believe more people haven't started playing what with all there advertising. Hoping they don't for a while either...

    To answer Rand...my penis is like poker right now. HUGE.
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  13. bullseye180 bullseye180 is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 6:02pm) in reply to McPeePee

    Idon't think everyone is a monkey.I think mhoddi said he plays as a donkey on bodog. It rhymes but not the same IMO.
  14. tymzend tymzend is offline

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    Aug 30th, 2005 (8/30/2005 6:04pm) in reply to pnkranger

    I've played only 2 MTT's there, but cashed in both. Patience. Basically just watch the boners eliminate themselves. It's fun.
  15. BigMike2one5th BigMike2one5th is offline

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    Sep 2nd, 2005 (9/2/2005 5:24pm) in reply to bullseye180

    I play on Bodog everyday (BigMike2one5th) and recently I have been getting hammered with bad beats. The worst two were AA all in pre flop and get called by 69o and All in with AA after a flop of 5K9 to a 56o and the turn and river come 7 8. Both times the donkies tried to tell me that I didnt bet enough, or didnt have enough to bet.

    Two months ago I could not loose on Bodog. Cashes and final tables in MTTS, wins in STT and doing well incash games. I dont know if they messed with their RNG but things have been different on there lately, and its killing me. I'm very tired of playing a MTT for an hour and a half to build a 6grand stack and get busted by some silly donkey who he hawwws his way to busting out right before the cash.

    BIG
  16. Stump Stump is offline

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    Sep 2nd, 2005 (9/2/2005 5:51pm) in reply to Tsupa

    I'm with Tsupa. I can't seem to win, or even cash, in MTT's on there. I hardly ever get good starting hands, and when I finally do I get sucked-out on by the glorious hands mentioned above. Hell, I don't think I've made it passed the break in any of them.

    However, I clean up in the limit cash games there. Maybe I have a tournament curse on Bodog.
     
  17. bn2b bn2b is offline

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    Sep 2nd, 2005 (9/2/2005 8:23pm) in reply to Xmas32

    What is " Miller's soooper short stack theory" ?
  18. mason3132 mason3132 is offline

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    Sep 2nd, 2005 (9/2/2005 9:59pm) in reply to BigMike2one5th

    Im with big feel the same way it hasnt always been that bad i think finnaly the word out enough about bodog so here come the fish swimming upsteram.
  19. BigMike2one5th BigMike2one5th is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2005 (9/3/2005 4:12pm) in reply to Stump

    was just in the 2.5k at 2:30 on saturday. Bust a few donks to build a 7 grand stack (best hand agasint a donk was AK agasint A7).

    I play really really tight after the first brake, get AA about 20 mins in, push all in pre flop (since the last 5 times ive played them theyve been cracked) and get called by 55 and the guys hits a five

    Crazy
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