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  1. tigertoes tigertoes is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 4:51pm)

    Here's mine:

    "Luck never gives; it only lends." -- wedish Proverb

    Think of this when some donk chases his two outs to the river and catches it.

    toes
  2. doomed222 doomed222 is offline

    Canton, MI
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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:02pm) in reply to tigertoes

    You better stop fu*kin with me buddy, you not playin with kids.

    I got BIG balls, you got little Balls!

    -    MIKE "THE MOUTH" MATASOW

    doomed
  3. Willrr Willrr is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:13pm) in reply to doomed222

    I'm soooo original I'm gonna quote rounders....

    *Oreos splatter on floor*
    "Not hungry?"

    ahahhahaha, wow, I have to stop myself from making posts like this.
     
  4. Ballistik Ballistik is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:14pm) in reply to doomed222

    But they were sooooooted
  5. Jonahdog Jonahdog is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:19pm) in reply to tigertoes

    "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around you're second best. You might as well learn to live with it." -- Lancey Howard in <span>The Cincinnati Kid</span>
  6. supermoves supermoves is offline invented poker

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:25pm) in reply to Jonahdog

    I was always leaving here with you wasnt I?

    Ya....but you did good anyway....
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  7. doomed222 doomed222 is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:26pm) in reply to supermoves

    I saw that!

    doomed :-)

    Stuey Owns
  8. supermoves supermoves is offline invented poker

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:27pm) in reply to doomed222

    hehe I was curious how many people would know that one....he DOES own
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  9. mmobius2001 mmobius2001 is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:33pm) in reply to supermoves

    "I was Pot Committed...."

    by some donk.
  10. doomed222 doomed222 is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:35pm) in reply to mmobius2001

    lol
  11. doomed222 doomed222 is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:36pm) in reply to mmobius2001

    new favorite quote!

    "I was pot commited...." - by some donk.

    - by mmobius

    Uston
  12. supersata supersata is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:37pm) in reply to tigertoes

    the lord giveth ,the poker table taketh away.
  13. jmaltz jmaltz is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:38pm) in reply to supersata

    Thats a classic.
  14. alwaysdrowning alwaysdrowning is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:41pm) in reply to jmaltz

    Sometimes nothing is a pretty good hand.
  15. gidders gidders is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:44pm) in reply to alwaysdrowning

    Poker's about everything but the cards
  16. haleike haleike is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:48pm) in reply to gidders

    F Me!

    Mostly when a 1 or 2 outer hits the river.......

    F Beanie Too!
  17. haleike haleike is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:50pm) in reply to haleike

    Lancey Howard in "The Cincinnati Kid"

    I believe he said this to Lady Fingers

    "...comes down to what it's all about...making the wrong move at the right time!"
  18. hoorayforjaded hoorayforjaded is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 5:58pm) in reply to alwaysdrowning

    VN Cool Hand quote, drowning. "kick a buck..."
  19. 55Allin55 55Allin55 is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 6:06pm) in reply to hoorayforjaded

    If it werent for bad luck i would have no luck at all
  20. jlourenc jlourenc is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 6:09pm) in reply to tigertoes

    If luck wasn't involved, I guess i'd win every hand.

    The one and only phil hellmuth.
  21. tigertoes tigertoes is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 6:26pm) in reply to jlourenc

    have to add another:

    The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius." -- Big Julie

    -Toes
    Thread Starter
  22. johnmatzke johnmatzke is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 6:29pm) in reply to tigertoes

    I coined this one the other night in response to a crude, vulger, name calling player...

    "If you called me that in a live poker room, you would be carrying your teeth out in a plastic bag..."

    hmmmmmmmmm
  23. gbmantis gbmantis is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 6:36pm) in reply to johnmatzke

    "you blow dead bears"

    -some pissed guy
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  24. gambowler gambowler is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 6:52pm) in reply to tigertoes

    "No," Vince says. "I just got lucky. Anyone can get lucky."
    "No," Jet Black says. "No. They can't. Anyone can't get lucky. That's the thing about luck. It discriminates like a motherfucker."

    <span>Citizen Vince</span> by Jess Walter
  25. jbeafore jbeafore is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 6:56pm) in reply to gambowler

    i thought u were bluffing..--- some donk with 10 high
  26. tenac tenac is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 7:03pm) in reply to tigertoes

    Some days chicken, some days feathers.

    Robert Williamson III after getting knocked out of final table.
  27. gambowler gambowler is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 7:04pm) in reply to gbmantis

    gbmantis said, "god hates me no more"

    LMAO. you mind if i start using this after a suckout?
  28. FriedFish FriedFish is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 7:04pm) in reply to jbeafore

    Easy way to make a hard living.
  29. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 7:05pm) in reply to jbeafore

    "I have to leave now"

    -by some donk making an excuse for going all in with Q 10 unsooooooted, and hitting a straight to crack AA.

    "Okay I guess i'll stay now"

    -by the same donk immediately after the previous hand
  30. Plus02 Plus02 is offline

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    Oct 18th, 2005 (10/18/2005 7:15pm) in reply to tenac

    I give credit to Sheets for saying "YDABBDIYA". I still laugh every time I type it out.
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