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first experience with russians

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  1. wvumaniac2 wvumaniac2 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 11:41am)

    decided to play a morning-afternoon small/mid stakes poker session. i havent gotten to do this since i was in college because of work. 5 russians at my first table in a 10 cubed on full tilt. is this the new trend at this time of day? mostly russian players? i dont ever remember seeing russians a couple years ago at all.
     
  2. LokiToki LokiToki is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 12:32pm) in reply to wvumaniac2

    demidov
  3. Luckless Luckless is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 12:56pm) in reply to LokiToki

    cold war is over
  4. MastaP89 MastaP89 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 1:28pm) in reply to Luckless

    i met a russian once

    she was naughty
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  5. bigwillie20 bigwillie20 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 1:29pm) in reply to MastaP89

    I had me a white russian the other night, pretty dam good imo
  6. IOnlyNeed1Out IOnlyNeed1Out is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 1:33pm) in reply to bigwillie20

    I have a naughty Russian poolboy.
  7. AFink93 AFink93 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 2:04pm) in reply to wvumaniac2

    Well mid-morning afternoon for you is probably peak playing times for Russians/Euros.. Youll see alot more of them when you play around noon EST..
  8. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 3:15pm) in reply to AFink93

    I have played live in Ukraine before. Weakest game I have ever played. Avg pre flop raise was 8-10x the bb and about 7 people per flop
  9. scarface_79 scarface_79 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 3:26pm) in reply to wvumaniac2

    lol, they used to be half the field in the 100r, but they lost too much money so they had to abandon the "project". they picked a great tourney to try and cheat in lol, priceless
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  10. Wein Wein is offline Sunday Millionaire

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 3:26pm) in reply to wvumaniac2

    My first experience with a Russian girl was amazing.

    We were in Moscow, and after talking to the girl for a few minutes I asked if she was a working girl. She laughed and blushed, saying how it makes her feel very attractive that she exudes sex. I mean, I just asked this girl if she was a hooker, and she is laughing at me? Man, this place sure is different than the United States.

    So after trying unsuccessfully to charm her with my wit (stupid language barrier), I ask her if she'd like to get room service at my hotel. She jumps at the chance, which I assume means I'm hitting an inside the park home run. Nope, she really wants food, and we sit uncomfortably for about 50 minutes until the room service finally arrives. We eat in complete silence, although she smiles at me here and there.

    At this point I am pretty resigned to my lack of the Euro sex, but she surprises me and tackles me as I'm finishing my last french fries. I still had ketchup on my fingers, so I let her lick it off. She asked for more. Apparently, she had a food fetish. I had so many condiments on me that I felt like a hotdog for weeks after.

    I love you, Russia.
     
  11. y0y0y0y0y083 y0y0y0y0y083 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 3:39pm) in reply to Wein

     
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

    My first experience with a Russian girl was amazing.

    We were in Moscow, and after talking to the girl for a few minutes I asked if she was a working girl. She laughed and blushed, saying how it makes her feel very attractive that she exudes sex. I mean, I just asked this girl if she was a hooker, and she is laughing at me? Man, this place sure is different than the United States.

    So after trying unsuccessfully to charm her with my wit (stupid language barrier), I ask her if she'd like to get room service at my hotel. She jumps at the chance, which I assume means I'm hitting an inside the park home run. Nope, she really wants food, and we sit uncomfortably for about 50 minutes until the room service finally arrives. We eat in complete silence, although she smiles at me here and there.

    At this point I am pretty resigned to my lack of the Euro sex, but she surprises me and tackles me as I'm finishing my last french fries. I still had ketchup on my fingers, so I let her lick it off. She asked for more. Apparently, she had a food fetish. I had so many condiments on me that I felt like a hotdog for weeks after.

    I love you, Russia.

    lol, you should post it here too.
    http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-for...n-girl-4828234
    50 minutes....wtf, I think 2 minutes would've been long enough for it to be awkward.
  12. threeven threeven is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 3:43pm) in reply to Wein

    I once ate room service with Wein

    </brag>
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  13. SjCp0kerStar SjCp0kerStar is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 4:07pm) in reply to LokiToki

     
    Originally Posted by LokiToki View Post

    demidov

  14. Cabo Cabo is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 5:18pm) in reply to SjCp0kerStar

    I assume u noticed the russian version of the software doesn't include a fold option.
  15. bigwillie20 bigwillie20 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 5:19pm) in reply to Cabo

     
    Originally Posted by Cabo View Post

    I assume u noticed the <strike>russian</strike> German version of the software doesn't include a fold option.

    FYP
  16. ndelapiedra ndelapiedra is offline

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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 8:58pm) in reply to wvumaniac2

    wtf dude

    [ ] cool mob story
  17. MarleyGroup MarleyGroup is offline

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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 9:01pm) in reply to wvumaniac2

    Them niggas is cold blooded
     
  18. HanoverFyst HanoverFyst is offline

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    Oct 30th, 2009 (10/30/2009 1:17am) in reply to bigwillie20

    Germans are definitely worse
     
    Originally Posted by bigwillie20 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Cabo View Post

    I assume u noticed the <strike>russian</strike> German version of the software doesn't include a fold option.

    FYP

    Germans are definitely worse
  19. TheEagleHasLanded TheEagleHasLanded is offline

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    Oct 30th, 2009 (10/30/2009 1:24am) in reply to HanoverFyst

     I'm thinking about moving to Germany, just thinking about the amount of money I could make with a German location attached to my name makes me wet.  Just be trapping you stupid americans left and right.  
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