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  1. From 10 chips to SNG win in 11 hands.

    *********** # 70 **************
    pokerstars Game #21816153817: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:36:39 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (5940 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (10 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (5310 in chips)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (2240 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 10 and is all-in
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts the ante 50
    gparker1515: posts small blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Kh Qd]
    Method999: raises 4860 to 5260 and is all-in
    fantenero69: folds
    gparker1515: calls 4860
    *** FLOP *** [2d 2s Kc]
    *** TURN *** [2d 2s Kc] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [2d 2s Kc 7c] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gparker1515: shows [As 9s] (a pair of Deuces)
    Method999: shows [Ac 5h] (a pair of Deuces)
    gparker1515 collected 5320 from side pot
    Method999 collected 5320 from side pot
    MelbourneJoe: shows [Kh Qd] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
    MelbourneJoe collected 40 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 10680 Main pot 40. Side pot 10640. | Rake 0
    Board [2d 2s Kc 7c Jh]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (small blind) showed [As 9s] and won (5320) with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (big blind) showed [Kh Qd] and won (40) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
    Seat 7: Method999 showed [Ac 5h] and won (5320) with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    *********** # 71 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816175695: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:37:31 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (5950 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (40 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (5320 in chips)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (2190 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 40 and is all-in
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Kc Jd]
    fantenero69: folds
    gparker1515: folds
    Uncalled bet (800) returned to Method999
    *** FLOP *** [4d Kh Jh]
    *** TURN *** [4d Kh Jh] [Kd]
    *** RIVER *** [4d Kh Jh Kd] [Ah]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Method999: shows [Th Tc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
    Method999 collected 30 from side pot
    MelbourneJoe: shows [Kc Jd] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
    MelbourneJoe collected 160 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 190 Main pot 160. Side pot 30. | Rake 0
    Board [4d Kh Jh Kd Ah]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (small blind) showed [Kc Jd] and won (160) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
    Seat 7: Method999 (big blind) showed [Th Tc] and won (30) with two pair, Kings and Tens
    Seat 9: fantenero69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    *********** # 72 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816184571: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:37:51 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (5900 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (160 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (5300 in chips)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (2140 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts small blind 400
    fantenero69: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Kc Kd]
    gparker1515: raises 5050 to 5850 and is all-in
    MelbourneJoe: calls 110 and is all-in
    Method999: folds
    fantenero69: folds
    Uncalled bet (5050) returned to gparker1515
    *** FLOP *** [8s 7c Ah]
    *** TURN *** [8s 7c Ah] [3s]
    *** RIVER *** [8s 7c Ah 3s] [5d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gparker1515: shows [Js 8h] (a pair of Eights)
    gparker1515 collected 1670 from side pot
    MelbourneJoe: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
    MelbourneJoe collected 640 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2310 Main pot 640. Side pot 1670. | Rake 0
    Board [8s 7c Ah 3s 5d]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 showed [Js 8h] and won (1670) with a pair of Eights
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (button) showed [Kc Kd] and won (640) with a pair of Kings
    Seat 7: Method999 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (big blind) folded before Flop

    *********** # 73 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816197293: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:38:21 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (6720 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (640 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (4850 in chips)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (1290 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts small blind 400
    gparker1515: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Qc Ac]
    MelbourneJoe: calls 590 and is all-in
    Method999: folds
    fantenero69: calls 400
    gparker1515: raises 800 to 1600
    fantenero69: folds
    Uncalled bet (800) returned to gparker1515
    *** FLOP *** [Kh Qs 6s]
    *** TURN *** [Kh Qs 6s] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [Kh Qs 6s 7d] [7h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gparker1515: shows [2d 3s] (a pair of Sevens)
    gparker1515 collected 420 from side pot
    MelbourneJoe: shows [Qc Ac] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
    MelbourneJoe collected 1970 from main pot
    gparker1515 said, "bad.play.me"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2390 Main pot 1970. Side pot 420. | Rake 0
    Board [Kh Qs 6s 7d 7h]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (big blind) showed [2d 3s] and won (420) with a pair of Sevens
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe showed [Qc Ac] and won (1970) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
    Seat 7: Method999 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (small blind) folded before Flop

    *********** # 74 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816210890: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:38:52 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (6290 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (1970 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (4800 in chips)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (440 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts the ante 50
    gparker1515: posts small blind 400
    MelbourneJoe: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [6c 6d]
    gparker1515 said, "sorry"
    fantenero69 said, "idiot"
    Method999: folds
    fantenero69: calls 390 and is all-in
    gparker1515: raises 800 to 1600
    MelbourneJoe: raises 320 to 1920 and is all-in
    gparker1515: calls 320
    *** FLOP *** [4d Qh Js]
    *** TURN *** [4d Qh Js] [4s]
    *** RIVER *** [4d Qh Js 4s] [5h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gparker1515: shows [9h 5c] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
    MelbourneJoe: shows [6c 6d] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
    MelbourneJoe collected 3060 from side pot
    fantenero69: shows [7s Ah] (a pair of Fours)
    MelbourneJoe collected 1370 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4430 Main pot 1370. Side pot 3060. | Rake 0
    Board [4d Qh Js 4s 5h]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (small blind) showed [9h 5c] and lost with two pair, Fives and Fours
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (big blind) showed [6c 6d] and won (4430) with two pair, Sixes and Fours
    Seat 7: Method999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (button) showed [7s Ah] and lost with a pair of Fours

    *********** # 75 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816224694: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:39:25 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (4320 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (4430 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (4750 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts small blind 400
    Method999: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Ad As]
    gparker1515: folds
    MelbourneJoe: raises 3580 to 4380 and is all-in
    Method999: folds
    Uncalled bet (3580) returned to MelbourneJoe
    MelbourneJoe collected 1750 from pot
    MelbourneJoe: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1750 | Rake 0
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (small blind) collected (1750)
    Seat 7: Method999 (big blind) folded before Flop

    *********** # 76 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816229584: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:39:36 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (4270 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (5330 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (3900 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts small blind 400
    gparker1515: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [5h 3c]
    MelbourneJoe: folds
    Method999: raises 3050 to 3850 and is all-in
    gparker1515: calls 3050
    *** FLOP *** [Th Ah Js]
    *** TURN *** [Th Ah Js] [6s]
    *** RIVER *** [Th Ah Js 6s] [3d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Method999: shows [Qc 7d] (high card Ace)
    gparker1515: shows [8d 8s] (a pair of Eights)
    gparker1515 collected 7850 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7850 | Rake 0
    Board [Th Ah Js 6s 3d]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (big blind) showed [8d 8s] and won (7850) with a pair of Eights
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: Method999 (small blind) showed [Qc 7d] and lost with high card Ace

    *********** # 77 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816241662: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:40:04 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (8220 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (5280 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    gparker1515: posts small blind 400
    MelbourneJoe: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [6c 9s]
    gparker1515 said, "gg"
    gparker1515: raises 7370 to 8170 and is all-in
    MelbourneJoe: folds
    Uncalled bet (7370) returned to gparker1515
    gparker1515 said, "crazy.bubble"
    gparker1515 collected 1700 from pot
    gparker1515: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1700 | Rake 0
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (button) (small blind) collected (1700)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (big blind) folded before Flop

    *********** # 78 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816245317: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:40:13 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (9070 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (4430 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts small blind 400
    gparker1515: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Ad Ac]
    Method999 [observer] said, "tru"
    MelbourneJoe: raises 3580 to 4380 and is all-in
    gparker1515: folds
    Uncalled bet (3580) returned to MelbourneJoe
    MelbourneJoe collected 1700 from pot
    gparker1515 said, "woulda.loved.that.A9"
    MelbourneJoe: doesn't show hand
    gparker1515 said, ":)"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1700 | Rake 0
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (button) (small blind) collected (1700)

    *********** # 79 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816249801: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:40:23 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (8220 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (5280 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    gparker1515: posts small blind 400
    MelbourneJoe: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Ah Tc]
    Method999 [observer] said, "u almost git me with the a9 call"
    gparker1515: raises 7370 to 8170 and is all-in
    MelbourneJoe: calls 4430 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (2940) returned to gparker1515
    *** FLOP *** [8c 8h 2d]
    *** TURN *** [8c 8h 2d] [5s]
    *** RIVER *** [8c 8h 2d 5s] [5h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    MelbourneJoe: shows [Ah Tc] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
    gparker1515: shows [9d Kh] (two pair, Eights and Fives - lower kicker)
    gparker1515 said, "not.a.bad.comeback.joe"
    MelbourneJoe collected 10560 from pot
    gparker1515 said, "lol"
    gparker1515 said, "sicko"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 10560 | Rake 0
    Board [8c 8h 2d 5s 5h]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (button) (small blind) showed [9d Kh] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fives
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (big blind) showed [Ah Tc] and won (10560) with two pair, Eights and Fives

    *********** # 80 **************
    PokerStars Game #21816260182: Tournament #118835670, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2008/11/06 18:40:47 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (2940 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (10560 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 75
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 75
    MelbourneJoe: posts small blind 600
    gparker1515: posts big blind 1200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [8h 8c]
    MelbourneJoe: raises 9285 to 10485 and is all-in
    gparker1515: calls 1665 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (7620) returned to MelbourneJoe
    *** FLOP *** [6c 2c Kh]
    *** TURN *** [6c 2c Kh] [4s]
    Method999 [observer] said, "wow great melbourne"
    gparker1515 said, "you.had.10.chips"
    *** RIVER *** [6c 2c Kh 4s] [Kc]
    Method999 [observer] said, "10 chips"
    gparker1515 said, "congrats"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gparker1515: shows [As 7s] (a pair of Kings)
    MelbourneJoe: shows [8h 8c] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
    MelbourneJoe collected 5880 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5880 | Rake 0
    Board [6c 2c Kh 4s Kc]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (big blind) showed [As 7s] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (button) (small blind) showed [8h 8c] and won (5880) with two pair, Kings and Eights
     
  2. lol i think its even funnier given the fact that u were on the bubble lol
  3. lol sick cards
     
  4. Thats gotta make anyone laugh....
  5. what sux is now your gonna lose like the next 1000 hands all to win a sng from 10 chips
     
  6. very sick congrats. but easily best part of the thread

    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Qc Ac]
    MelbourneJoe: calls 590 and is all-in
    Method999: folds
    fantenero69: calls 400
    gparker1515: raises 800 to 1600
    fantenero69: folds
    Uncalled bet (800) returned to gparker1515
    *** FLOP *** [Kh Qs 6s]
    *** TURN *** [Kh Qs 6s] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [Kh Qs 6s 7d] [7h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gparker1515: shows [2d 3s] (a pair of Sevens)
    gparker1515 collected 420 from side pot
    MelbourneJoe: shows [Qc Ac] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
    MelbourneJoe collected 1970 from main pot
    gparker1515 said, "bad.play.me"

  7. Why is that gparker1515 guy putting full stops between his words instead of spaces...?
  8. That is actually pretty damn sick! ...pocket pairs much??
  9. (400/800) - 2008/11/06 18:38:21 ET
    Table '118835670 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (6720 in chips)
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe (640 in chips)
    Seat 7: Method999 (4850 in chips)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (1290 in chips)
    gparker1515: posts the ante 50
    MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 50
    Method999: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts the ante 50
    fantenero69: posts small blind 400
    gparker1515: posts big blind 800
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MelbourneJoe [Qc Ac]
    MelbourneJoe: calls 590 and is all-in
    Method999: folds
    fantenero69: calls 400
    gparker1515: raises 800 to 1600
    fantenero69: folds
    Uncalled bet (800) returned to gparker1515
    *** FLOP *** [Kh Qs 6s]
    *** TURN *** [Kh Qs 6s] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [Kh Qs 6s 7d] [7h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gparker1515: shows [2d 3s] (a pair of Sevens)
    gparker1515 collected 420 from side pot
    MelbourneJoe: shows [Qc Ac] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
    MelbourneJoe collected 1970 from main pot
    gparker1515 said, "bad.play.me"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2390 Main pot 1970. Side pot 420. | Rake 0
    Board [Kh Qs 6s 7d 7h]
    Seat 3: gparker1515 (big blind) showed [2d 3s] and won (420) with a pair of Sevens
    Seat 5: MelbourneJoe showed [Qc Ac] and won (1970) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
    Seat 7: Method999 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: fantenero69 (small blind) folded before Flop

    i love this hand. parker shoves atc. standard but the other guy calls him the idiot when he doesnt call for another 400.