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  1. skullkicker skullkicker is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:08pm)

    okay so i was playing a poker tourney and I open the lobby and the first name on the list was 2donks1cup lol that made me laugh. Its a spoof of the the disgusting internet video 2girls one cup. Please be advised unless u have a strong stomach dont watch that video lol what are some other funny poker names you have seen
     
  2. jdibss jdibss is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:10pm) in reply to skullkicker

    beatmywife
  3. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:11pm) in reply to skullkicker

    durrrr
  4. jdibss jdibss is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:12pm) in reply to Hughes4

    skullkicker
  5. HanoverFyst HanoverFyst is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:14pm) in reply to skullkicker

    PhilHelmut
  6. nyy486 nyy486 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:17pm) in reply to HanoverFyst

    HerpesIs4eva
     
  7. the softest the softest is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:35pm) in reply to skullkicker

    LilNinjawitBigDreams
    actually that might have been xbox live

    also queffhuffer
  8. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:44pm) in reply to the softest

    Watching WSOP 2005 last night and there was a dude named Wing Wong.
  9. aupoker1 aupoker1 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:49pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    i saw one on ub i believe smellytaint
  10. thefuture021 thefuture021 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:51pm) in reply to skullkicker

    This is a good thread idea
  11. DaPretzel DaPretzel is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:54pm) in reply to thefuture021

    Sigh somebody link to the other 8000 threads exactly like this.

    And LOL at the OP describing 2 girls 1 cup as if nobody's ever heard of it before.
     
  12. shootair shootair is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:56pm) in reply to thefuture021

    Harry Balzac, Midnight goatsex, Vaginal excrement, japp buttpirate, shart container
  13. saxton82 saxton82 is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:57pm) in reply to skullkicker

    alright so i got my gf on FTP and i told her that picking a great name is crucial. she immed types in VCardKiller. i thought that was pretty damn funny.
  14. POKER_PANDA POKER_PANDA is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:58pm) in reply to saxton82

    OJlimpsin, FoldieHawn, DonkNowitzki ... i hear puns are funny, meh, i dunno though
  15. RIP_2PAC_BIG RIP_2PAC_BIG is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 10:59pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    B4IFURU18?
  16. otherdog otherdog is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 11:14pm) in reply to RIP_2PAC_BIG

    PwnedUrAnus at my table now.
  17. bernietoth bernietoth is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 11:41pm) in reply to skullkicker

    Phil Heckmuth. (with the monkey avatar on FTP)

    PS and btw... 2 girls 1 cup has nothing on 1 guy 1 cup. im just saying.
  18. damnstraight damnstraight is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 11:45pm) in reply to bernietoth

    Afishwithchips
  19. youjustdoyou youjustdoyou is offline

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    Jul 2nd, 2009 (7/2/2009 11:52pm) in reply to damnstraight

    GLNHGGFU

    <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">
  20. boogey77 boogey77 is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:02am) in reply to youjustdoyou

    looked182me
     
  21. BigStack Husker BigStack Husker is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:15am) in reply to youjustdoyou

     
    Originally Posted by youjustdoyou View Post

    GLNHGGFU

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    Very nice.
  22. skullkicker skullkicker is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:16am) in reply to bernietoth

     
    Originally Posted by bernietoth View Post

    Phil Heckmuth. (with the monkey avatar on FTP)

    PS and btw... 2 girls 1 cup has nothing on 1 guy 1 cup. im just saying.

    i dont know if i wanna see that lol
     
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  23. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:25am) in reply to skullkicker

    beepbeepimajeep
  24. daman83 daman83 is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:43am) in reply to RIP_2PAC_BIG

    farva5000
  25. daman83 daman83 is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:43am) in reply to RIP_2PAC_BIG

    farva5000
  26. erickmarroquin erickmarroquin is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:48am) in reply to otherdog

     
    Originally Posted by otherdog View Post

    PwnedUrAnus at my table now.

    lol that's my bro
  27. Iwantchips Iwantchips is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 1:02am) in reply to skullkicker

    i used to have "BuffCunt" on stars till they made me change it.

    -derek
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:17am) in reply to skullkicker

    CLINT LUCKER
  29. comandr_cool comandr_cool is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:27am) in reply to skullkicker

    letusfuuck on cake.
     11
  30. makeaporno makeaporno is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:30am) in reply to skullkicker

    cronks
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