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  1. VitoRoma VitoRoma is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 1:31am)

    Recently at a local casino was waiting for an open seat in the $15/30 limit game so i sat down at the 2/4 to waste some time. A regular who i don't know by name but have seen for years is at the table with huge stacks in front of him. I get the seat next to him the guy is in his mid 50s', looks western euro or russian, speaks broken english, and is always fun to play with (down for side bets ect...) so a few hands in there is a huge multi-way pot for a 2/4 game with about 7 callers(i am not in the hand) so everything is getting capped and he is raising away. Dude ends up with a straight flush and goes nuts, right after he won it he lights a cig and starts smoking away (its a smoke free poker room) dealer and everyone else looks in shock and the guy puts the cig out right on the felt hahaha, looks at me and laughs... huge burn mark on the table, that made my day
  2. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 1:36am) in reply to VitoRoma

    [] funny
    [x] live
     
  3. Superleggera Superleggera is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 1:38am) in reply to mdshack14

    that's one classy feller
  4. srenshaw srenshaw is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 1:44am) in reply to Superleggera

    I think the first sentence of this is the funniest part of the story.
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  5. VitoRoma VitoRoma is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 1:52am) in reply to srenshaw

     
    Originally Posted by srenshaw View Post

    I think the first sentence of this is the funniest part of the story.

    Better story my friend who plays 50/100 and higher sat down at a 3/6 game while i was moving up in stakes a few years ago and put $1000 on the table make a castle of chips and raised every pot before looking at his hand..
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  6. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 1:53am) in reply to VitoRoma

    Now that's my type of game.
    Edited By: mdshack14 Nov 11th, 2010 at 01:54 AM
     
  7. SlayNL SlayNL is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 2:03am) in reply to mdshack14

    There used to be some crazy asian players at my local casino who would play 5/10 and higher and straddle aipf every single hand, usually bust and just dig into their pockets for a rebuy. I binked about 8k when I went on a heater and caught AA 3 times in 2 orbits. Weeeeeeeeeeeee
  8. JJDude JJDude is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 2:37am) in reply to SlayNL

    How do you straddle aipf every single hand when you cannot be UTG every single hand? And a straddle is usually 2x the BB.
     
  9. LubeJobs LubeJobs is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 2:41am) in reply to JJDude

    because some casinos allow a mississippi straddle
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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 2:52am) in reply to JJDude

     
    Originally Posted by JJDude View Post

    How do you straddle aipf every single hand when you cannot be UTG every single hand? And a straddle is usually 2x the BB.

    1. It was uncapped pre

    2. No limit to the the straddle

    3. As I mentioned, there were crazy asian guys (i.e. more than one, usually about 2-4 if u want to be precise and they all did it)
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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 3:34am) in reply to JJDude

     
    Originally Posted by JJDude View Post

    How do you straddle aipf every single hand when you cannot be UTG every single hand? And a straddle is usually 2x the BB.

    I played at Commerce once and some Asian guy did the same thing!! He kept going all in blind every hand (I dunno if its called a straddle or not) but even out of turn he would put his 2-300, lose, ask for 50 bucks back then rebuy and do it all again. Then some dummy won a ton of him and only gave him 5 back so he left. Buzzkillington!

    He was also tryin to play rock papper scissors for 100 dollar chips.
  12. SlayNL SlayNL is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 3:37am) in reply to sirjwab

    dem crazy orientals
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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 4:42am) in reply to SlayNL

    thank god he didn't do a strip on the felt
     
  14. SychoSamurai SychoSamurai is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 5:38am) in reply to jmeow

    At the Hustler in Gardena one day.... true story... the guy next to me in a $1 - $2 no limit table gets dealt his cards.. he starts to shake almost uncontrollably.. he stands up and pulls off his hoodie... and in the highest pitch nervous voice you can imagine he announces at least five times that he has Aces.... knocks over his chips and does a full 360... He was UTG and announces all in..... well.... he gets one caller for about $100.00 and wins a hundred.. he can barely sit back down. I was like... WTF are you doing... why are you telling everyone what you have??? before I can get my words out.. he is now in bb and players haven't even acted... very next hand.... he begins to shake again.. and again announces he has aces... I'm telling him to shut up but he totally can't control himself.. well.. everyone folds into him this time and he flips it over and sure enough... once again has aces... I'm like wtf are you doing? why are you announcing your cards? He just looks at me like I'm an idiot and say "i had aces... i had aces... aces.... " It got a bit awkward after that...
  15. iamthedeck ftw iamthedeck ftw is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 5:39am) in reply to SychoSamurai

    hahahahahhah the definition of not giving a fk! what'd the floor do?
     
  16. YNPT YNPT is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 6:59am) in reply to iamthedeck ftw

    [x] funny
    [x] live
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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 8:35am) in reply to SychoSamurai

     
    Originally Posted by SychoSamurai View Post

    At the Hustler in Gardena one day.... true story... the guy next to me in a $1 - $2 no limit table gets dealt his cards.. he starts to shake almost uncontrollably.. he stands up and pulls off his hoodie... and in the highest pitch nervous voice you can imagine he announces at least five times that he has Aces.... knocks over his chips and does a full 360... He was UTG and announces all in..... well.... he gets one caller for about $100.00 and wins a hundred.. he can barely sit back down. I was like... WTF are you doing... why are you telling everyone what you have??? before I can get my words out.. he is now in bb and players haven't even acted... very next hand.... he begins to shake again.. and again announces he has aces... I'm telling him to shut up but he totally can't control himself.. well.. everyone folds into him this time and he flips it over and sure enough... once again has aces... I'm like wtf are you doing? why are you announcing your cards? He just looks at me like I'm an idiot and say "i had aces... i had aces... aces.... " It got a bit awkward after that...

    omg dude... i dont know if u just made this up or not... but i def lol'd and prob woke up my tenants next door.
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  18. BelueOnyin BelueOnyin is offline

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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 8:57am) in reply to YNPT

    I had just sat down at 1 - 2 no limit table at the IP in biluxi ms seat 1 was on the button I hadn't been dealt in yet utg was on my left he bet 12.00 it folded to seat 10 who raised it to 35.00 seat 1 called BB called and so did utg flop came it was checked to seat 10 he bet 100.00 seat 1 the button pushes all-in for 280.00 it folds back over to seat 10 who was in a conversation with utg dealer never said raise seat 10 turns around and throws his cards into pot dealer mucks them and starts to push chips to seat one seat 10 goes crazy floor rules it a muck he didn't know seat 1 reraised him he got so mad he pushed all his chips in around 450.00 and said that was his bet for now on he was all in for now on. Dealer told him he couldn't leave it out there but he pushed all in for next 6 hands and left with nothing
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    Nov 11th, 2010 (11/11/2010 5:48pm) in reply to iamthedeck ftw

     
    Originally Posted by iamthedeck ftw View Post

    hahahahahhah the definition of not giving a fk! what'd the floor do?

    Someone asked the dealer if the hand was dead and they said not in a cash game.. only in a tournament
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