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  1. gank gank is offline 'tis always ganktober

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:03pm)

    After some pointed needling during the previous 20 hands, the following hand came up.
    *note- The last time it was folded to him on the botton he raised my BB and I shoved all-in and he folded.

    pokerstars Game #8091767926: Tournament #40452636, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/01/23 - 21:47:09 (ET)
    Table '40452636 119' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: briswoolf (2135 in chips)
    Seat 2: tooshaap (2328 in chips)
    Seat 3: kiltau (3285 in chips)
    Seat 4: eaglesfaan1 (2347 in chips)
    Seat 5: ActionJeff (2085 in chips)
    Seat 6: Wachovia (3045 in chips)
    Seat 7: gank (2320 in chips)
    Seat 8: TheTownhouse (2340 in chips)
    Seat 9: RED D0G (5335 in chips)
    Wachovia: posts small blind 50
    gank: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to gank [Ad Qs]
    TheTownhouse: folds
    RED D0G: folds
    briswoolf: folds
    tooshaap: folds
    kiltau: folds
    eaglesfaan1: folds
    ActionJeff: raises 200 to 300
    Wachovia: folds
    gank said, "the usual?"
    gank: raises 2020 to 2320 and is all-in
    ActionJeff: calls 1785 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [8h 4d 2d]
    *** TURN *** [8h 4d 2d] [3d]
    *** RIVER *** [8h 4d 2d 3d] [6c]
    Wachovia said, "LOLOLOL"
    gank said, "gg bro"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gank: shows [Ad Qs] (high card Ace)
    ActionJeff: shows [Th Ks] (high card King)
    gank collected 4220 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 4220 | Rake 0
    Board [8h 4d 2d 3d 6c]
    Seat 1: briswoolf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: tooshaap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: kiltau folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: eaglesfaan1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: ActionJeff (button) showed [Th Ks] and lost with high card King
    Seat 6: Wachovia (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: gank (big blind) showed [Ad Qs] and won (4220) with high card Ace
    Seat 8: TheTownhouse folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: RED D0G folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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  2. GeorgeJung GeorgeJung is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:05pm) in reply to gank

  3. DeafEars DeafEars is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:05pm) in reply to gank

    nh, that's an interesting table to be on sir
  4. CAH CAH is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:07pm) in reply to DeafEars

    That's tight gank....NOTTTTTTTTT

    too bad ActionJeff has an obese amount of money more than you and he's not gay like you
  5. bingobango84 bingobango84 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:10pm) in reply to CAH

    suuuuuch a great plaaaay, wowwwwww
  6. Devilish32 Devilish32 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:10pm) in reply to CAH

    N1 Gank.

    Hows the ROI thing going CAH?
  7. truesyalose truesyalose is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:11pm) in reply to gank

    Is your dick that small that you have to post a simple hand where you got in as a 60/40 favorite against a top internet player(unlike yourself) so you can hear a couple people you will never meet in real life talk about how you pwwwwwwwn so much?????
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  8. DeafEars DeafEars is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:13pm) in reply to CAH

    Countdown for CAH to be banned?

    Where's the "SCOTTY WIN QUOTE OF THE DAY"?
  9. DeafEars DeafEars is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:15pm) in reply to truesyalose

    STFU, ActionJeff was such a dick to him in the past, it's a little more relevant than what you think.
  10. Devilish32 Devilish32 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:17pm) in reply to truesyalose

    Such hate truesyalose. Whats ur problem, Jeff your bf?
  11. truesyalose truesyalose is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:22pm) in reply to Devilish32

    lol @ that. Not hate, just tired of these kind of threads. If I posted everytime I made a final table or got in as a 60/40 favorite against a player better than me you would get tired of it as well

    I realize that I am an above avg internet nl holdem player and not an elite player. I think some guys need to look in the mirror and realize that themselves......
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  12. GambleAB GambleAB is offline 1. I'm awesome

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:23pm) in reply to truesyalose

    Hello, my name is Aaron.

    And I am an above average internet nl holdem player.
     
  13. Devilish32 Devilish32 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:24pm) in reply to truesyalose

    Its obv. just a needling thread aimed at AJ. Dont get so stressed.
  14. gank gank is offline 'tis always ganktober

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:28pm) in reply to truesyalose

    Trueyalose, oh yeah 11 WSOP cashes in the last 3 years including a World Championship win in the 5k Omaha High/Low in 2004. Yup I'm not even an avg online player.

    On a side note, I bet I won more $50+ buyins on stars in Dec. of '03 (8 wins) then you have won in your life, you above avg internet pro!
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  15. BrooDogg BrooDogg is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:29pm) in reply to Devilish32

    if ya dont wanna read it, then dont open it...

    but i like stuff like this, its more amusing than reading boring stuff like "Neteller down" or "why is so and so ranked higher than this person?"
     
  16. Largadon Largadon is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:31pm) in reply to GambleAB

    ^^ LoL
  17. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:32pm) in reply to gank

    Ummm.....what do your live cashes have to do with being an average online player?

    And I will bet you that you have NOT won more $50+ buy ins (8) than Truesyalose.

    Let me know an amount. I'll fork out my own money, and you can ask your backers to fork out yours.
     
  18. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:33pm) in reply to gank

    from a 'never was' to a 'has been':

    what's up with the last couple of years?? for real man. you got to step it up!



    Gank rests on his laurels at a recent tournament. (AP Photo courtesy of truesyalose)
  19. truesyalose truesyalose is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:33pm) in reply to gank

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    11 wsop cashes has nothing to do with online play..... I have about a 4000% ROI live, wtf does that have to do with my internet roi??

    Congrats on the Omaha hi/lo bracelet, notice i didnt mention anything about o8 or live play but of course you can't decipher that as you see what you want.

    I bet it was tough to win $50+ buyins on stars in Dec '03 when there was probably 100 players in the field.

    I bet I won more $22+ buyins on Bodog in my first 2 months playing there (I don't know how many b/c I don't write them down to brag about on an internet message board) than you have won in your life on Bodog. whoopty fucking do
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  20. mattg1983 mattg1983 is offline buying action

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:33pm) in reply to BigGunX

    biggunx and trues PWN!!!!!
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  21. gank gank is offline 'tis always ganktober

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:40pm) in reply to truesyalose

    Trueyalose, I will bet you $10,000 that I will have a higher yearly pocketfives leaderboard total for the year of 2007.

    If your above avg, and I am below, this would be +ev for you!
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  22. JPitt09 JPitt09 is offline Royals Fan, lol

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:44pm) in reply to gank

    ^^plz let this bet take place
  23. Devilish32 Devilish32 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:46pm) in reply to truesyalose

    Trues, that happy hour you mentioned in mhoddis thread has obv did you in. Sober up! You will regret it in the morning.
  24. TheNew TheNew is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:47pm) in reply to gank

    Time to surf maannnnnnn...

    Pre WSOP training going down in san diego this spring

    TheNew~
     
  25. truesyalose truesyalose is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:49pm) in reply to gank

    lol. i don't have $ on all sites but pending how all this legislation comes out I would make a bet that take roi into consideration since we all know how you can put in 18 tabling sessions and what not (since you have posted numerous times that you are about to 18 table or whatever gets the attention of everyone). And I would love for you to find a recent post where I said I was good or inferred I was a great player b/c I understand where I'm at in this game, unlike some guys cough cough

    you may need to have someone read the above for you since you obv haven't been able to comprehend the rest of my posts as you continue to change the subject and infer things.

    I have never said you are below avg, I said you are not elite. You can bring up stats from 2003 (when I couldn't tell you if a straight beat a flush) but today's game is different. You can continue to bring up your bracelet (congrats once again but it wasn't online and it wasn't nl holdem) when you want to talk about your dominance of nl holdem tournies online but trust me, I am not the only one that believes that you are not elite. Maybe you should know your role....
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  26. C_Allen C_Allen is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:53pm) in reply to gank

    <SPAN class=salutation>jeffreyrgarza: </SPAN>obv I cant chat on stars, or post on p5s
    is this guy seriously the biggest clown in the universe though?

    Sent at 10:34 PM on Tuesday
    Creed: lol
    should i post it?

    <SPAN class=salutation>jeffreyrgarza: </SPAN>lol nah
    i dont care
    im up $400k this month
    more, i think
    im winning by living well
    this is my bigges tmonth ever
    all cuz of cash games
    and degenerate gambling
    some tourney donk clowns trash talking
    doesnt affect me
     
  27. gank gank is offline 'tis always ganktober

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 9:58pm) in reply to C_Allen

    well, atleast he can afford to pay for sex now!
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  28. A__theKevlar__2 A__theKevlar__2 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:21pm) in reply to GambleAB

    welcome to the forums
  29. Shaihulud Shaihulud is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:31pm) in reply to gank

    some of you poker ballers act really weird on the internet.
     
  30. Stupor_Mundi Stupor_Mundi is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:39pm) in reply to C_Allen

    More degenerate (in the bad sense, not the micon sense) crew member?

    1. Dutch Boyd in 2003-4: When he was stealing people's money through internet scams and playing poker with the devil?

    OR

    2. Gank now: Having to trash talk about an early level hand with a "LAG donk" like AJ and generally being his only press agent in life?

    DISCUSS
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