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Great exit lines from online players......

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  1. spectrefax spectrefax is offline

    Henderson, NV
    United States

    Posts: 1,184
    Joined: Jan 07

    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:18pm)

    Help me with my montage here. I've only managed to gather two so far....and please no fakes.

    Dealer: imbstngeorge finished the tournament in 528th place
    imbstngeorge [observer]: i hope u choke and die

    Dealer: heldem21 finished the tournament in 300th place
    heldem21 [observer]: what a joke
    heldem21 [observer]: once again pokerstars to save the donkies day
    Dealer: Game #13350237242: 666Aces wins pot (200)
    heldem21 [observer]: but u got made skills
    Dealer: topset1, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
    heldem21 [observer]: 47 off
    heldem21 [observer]: go ****ing kill urself

    EDIT: Don't post what you say - post some real stuff from HHs.

    EDIT: Another one....

    Dealer: Game #13369591391: Seven-O-Sav wins pot (16540) with three of a kind, Nines
    Dealer: skinsiu13, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
    Dealer: Player skinsiu13 has requested TIME
    pairobullets: brutal
    skinsiu13: *** u guys
    Seven-O-Sav: yeeeeeeeehaw
    skinsiu13: 60 seconds is going
    Dealer: skinsiu13 finished the tournament in 1109th place
    pairobullets: o cmon..i need another double up
    skinsiu13 [observer]: i was nice
    pairobullets: ty
    skinsiu13 [observer]: so unreal
    skinsiu13 [observer]: u call there
    Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
    Seven-O-Sav: dont cry ho
    Dealer: acemaker~II has a pair of Tens
    Dealer: tripledare has a pair of Queens
    Dealer: Game #13369608582: tripledare wins side pot (4560) with a pair of Queens
    Dealer: pairobullets has high card Ace
    Dealer: Game #13369608582: tripledare wins main pot (1610) with a pair of Queens
    Dealer: acemaker~II re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $20.00
    Dealer: pairobullets re-buys and receives 1500 chips for $10.00
    skinsiu13 [observer]: LIKE SERIOUSLY
    skinsiu13 [observer]: WHY SEVEN
    skinsiu13 [observer]: U REALLY THINK 99 IS AHEAD
    Dealer: pairobullets re-buys and receives 1500 chips for $10.00
    BIG_T_C#3: its rebuy hour
    skinsiu13 [observer]: LIKE I MAKE IT SO ***IN OBVIOUS
    Seven-O-Sav: beez i dontcare
    Lilbigman: skin,,it was rebuy,,what do u think
    Seven-O-Sav: igot 5th in this tournament last night
    Seven-O-Sav: i gotta little BR toburn
    skinsiu13 [observer]: WTF DOES THAT MATTER
     
  2. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is offline

    Posts: 7,076
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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:19pm) in reply to spectrefax

    "It's okay that you suck, its good for poker."
  3. PiKappRaider PiKappRaider is offline

    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:19pm) in reply to spectrefax

    pretty standard to me... you should seen the ones i leave... lmao

    smfd and jump off a bridge biotch
     
  4. GoMukYaSelf GoMukYaSelf is offline

    Columbus, OH
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:20pm) in reply to spectrefax

    "get AIDS" had a nice little run for awhile.
     
  5. Grip Grip is offline

    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:22pm) in reply to spectrefax

    i used to say "i hope you get hit by a bus"

    if you see me saying that at anytime, im prob having a really bad day and tilting hard.

    sometimes i just say "impressive" and exit
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  6. xTEDFORRESTx xTEDFORRESTx is offline

    Bucharest
    Romania

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    Joined: May 07

    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:24pm) in reply to spectrefax

    "I don't care about this donkament, I make 200k a year at .50/$1 NL"
  7. Asiandude7 Asiandude7 is offline

    Tempe, AZ
    United States

    Posts: 286
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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:24pm) in reply to PiKappRaider

    said to me: die you f***ing stupid chink, go eat some cat
     
  8. Vesper Vesper is offline

    Edmonton
    Canada

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:24pm) in reply to PiKappRaider

    lol asiandude
  9. TING TING is offline

    Union City, NJ
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:25pm) in reply to Grip

    die in a fire

    i got banned for saying "im going to burn your family and make you eat your mother"
  10. MarkFSU1 MarkFSU1 is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:25pm) in reply to Grip

    "Just because you got lucky doesnt mean you still dont suck=
     
  11. wellrounded wellrounded is offline

    Canada

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:27pm) in reply to TiltinShoes

    Hey, I think you all said those to me! haha

    My favorite is "Now that you sucked out on me, I have time to fuck your mother"
  12. railbot railbot is offline

    Miami, FL
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:28pm) in reply to xTEDFORRESTx

    i tell people i hope they loose control of there car and powerslide into a tree and <span>DIE</span>
  13. SILKY JOHNSON SILKY JOHNSON is offline

    San Diego, CA
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:28pm) in reply to spectrefax

    After a donkey chased me down on a gutshot draw in a big cash game pot. I typed in the most hateful thing I could come up with....

    vjpconst1: "I hope your kids come down with cancer"

    My chat was revoked and for good reason. I felt like I needed to go to confession the next day.
  14. jalman1 jalman1 is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:28pm) in reply to xTEDFORRESTx

    Stands up and claps hands.......at how bad u play
    107 3
  15. Tennis Bum Tennis Bum is offline

    Pensacola, FL
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:33pm) in reply to spectrefax

    Are you trying to win?
  16. Adam Adam is offline Emperor

    Atlanta, GA
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:34pm) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON

    Yep, that's a pretty terrible thing to say to a person...

    Although it is a pretty horrible, personal attack for someone to win a poker hand against you, so I think all these comments are generally made with good cause.
     
  17. SSagittarius SSagittarius is offline

    France

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:36pm) in reply to Tennis Bum

    lol @ TING !!!
  18. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

    Los Angeles, CA
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:36pm) in reply to spectrefax

    someone who i knocked out yesterday said this to me ...

    "i will hunt you down and kill you fkg ni***r "
  19. jalman1 jalman1 is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:38pm) in reply to Tennis Bum

    did i accidently download the .net version and have been playing fake money this entire time? When someone coolers me "wow ur so good its scary,teach me"
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  20. crapshot1 crapshot1 is offline

    Reigate
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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:38pm) in reply to xTEDFORRESTx

    nice one, real nice
     
  21. downbylaw11 downbylaw11 is offline

    Surrey
    Canada

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:42pm) in reply to spectrefax

    i say nh gg.........

    FAG!

    not that theres anything wrong with that
  22. MN-Hydro MN-Hydro is offline

    Minneapolis, MN
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:43pm) in reply to spectrefax

    My favorite line is "I hope you get gangrene underneath your toenails"
  23. not_hans_brix not_hans_brix is offline

    Denver, CO
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:43pm) in reply to downbylaw11

    "do you have to wear a helmet when you play??"
     
  24. Kenny Rap Kenny Rap is offline

    Absecon, NJ
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:50pm) in reply to MN-Hydro

    lol brix i like the helmet
     
  25. JarvisLa JarvisLa is offline

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:53pm) in reply to Kenny Rap

    My personal fav

    "Suck my dick! -Ron Jeremy"
  26. netgojustin netgojustin is offline

    Winnipeg
    Canada

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:54pm) in reply to Kenny Rap

    i like saying: "well played" or "you play well" after a terrible move

    but i laugh harder when they think you are serious and say: "thanks, good game sir."
  27. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

    Altamonte Springs, FL
    United States

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:55pm) in reply to spectrefax

    Amazing how close "rewarded" and "retarded" are.
     
  28. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:58pm) in reply to Adam

    i'm confused how saying i hope ur kids come down with cancer is made with good cause.

    i've said similar things (more likely something to do with SuperAIDS) but i don't think i could ever claim i made them "with good cause"
      

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  29. mhoddi mhoddi is offline

    Western Sahara

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 5:59pm) in reply to netgojustin

    I just go off on the player until they say something bad in response, then I write support and get their chat banned.

    ...not rly as I just thought of this idea, but I may keep it in mind for the future.
     
  30. j_farah j_farah is offline

    Mississauga
    Canada

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    Nov 20th, 2007 (11/20/2007 6:03pm) in reply to spectrefax

    I get a lot of GFYs.

    It's nice that even though I knocked someone out by hitting runner runner, they take the time to say "good for you".
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