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Hillarious Mike Matusow/Larry #$@#licker Story

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  1. crusha66 crusha66 is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 7:06pm)

    So Matusow is seated with a guy listed as Larry Cuntlicker on the standing sheets for day2 of the WSOP.

    So Matusow says to him i bet you 5k your drivers license does not say Larry Cuntlicker on it.

    The ESPN cameras are called over and Cuntlicker reveals his drivers license and it reads "Lawrence Cuntlicker".

    Hence, Matusow wins the 5k bet.
  2. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 7:12pm) in reply to crusha66

    In before people call Matusow an angle shooter
  3. ronkend ronkend is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 7:13pm) in reply to crusha66

    I found it hilarious, the guy called when he was drawing dead. Seems like a clear fold.
  4. UhhMee UhhMee is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 7:50pm) in reply to crusha66

    well clearly Lawrence "Larry" Cuntlicker is a retarded cunt licker.
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  5. BigStack Husker BigStack Husker is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 9:11pm) in reply to ronkend

     
    Originally Posted by ronkend View Post

    I found it hilarious, the guy called when he was drawing dead. Seems like a clear fold.

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 9:13pm) in reply to crusha66

    His parents should have named him Harold.
  7. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 9:21pm) in reply to Limo Wreck

     
    Originally Posted by Limo Wreck View Post

    His parents should have named him<STRIKE> Harold</STRIKE>.Ruthless

  8. wwe_freak_88 wwe_freak_88 is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 9:30pm) in reply to ripomatic

    ...eh
  9. bluffslv bluffslv is offline

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    Aug 2nd, 2009 (8/2/2009 11:00pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

     
    Originally Posted by L0bstaM0bsta View Post

    In before people call Matusow an angle shooter

    I thought about that, but the guy is just an idiot, gg 5k
  10. TheDeparted 1 TheDeparted 1 is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 12:03am) in reply to crusha66

    lol i pissed my pants laughing lol lol omg omg
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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 12:43am) in reply to crusha66

    Yeah, I cant wait to see that on ESPN!

    *snicker*
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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 12:54am) in reply to crusha66

  13. gguk2008 gguk2008 is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 2:06am) in reply to crusha66

    I LOLed

    I also think it's kinda funny that the guy clearly thought Lawrence was a name he didn't like and decided to have himself called Larry. Never mind the surname...
  14. crusha66 crusha66 is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 3:56am) in reply to gguk2008

    certainly is going to be the highlight of the ESPN coverage for me. don't know if they will be able to show it though.
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  15. SJUHawks18 SJUHawks18 is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 3:57am) in reply to crusha66

    How bout Kenny cuntlicker
     
  16. pokerchief29 pokerchief29 is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 5:56am) in reply to crusha66

    i know a native american whos name is harry littlepipe
  17. BLUEDODGER1 BLUEDODGER1 is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 8:19am) in reply to crusha66

    How about Harry Cuntlicker
  18. swingset swingset is offline

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    Aug 3rd, 2009 (8/3/2009 10:51am) in reply to crusha66

    10 TO 1 SAYS YOU DONT SEE IT ON ESPN.
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