I had a similiar thing happen at work last week:

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!

 

Originally Posted by WhatsWildAgn

That's what u get for killing all the Indians!

Those damn indians didn't give us anything but a beef jerky recipe.
And didn't the pilgrims kill 'em 1st

 

Originally Posted by goodtrysucka

You gotta love fiction ! i mean, let's be serious. if this happened to go down the way you " claim " then you sir are an animal. But what i dont get is, why somone would chase after robbers as u say, by youself with a pistol and no help?? you have a gun in your ride, yet u flag down a cop? ya thats real smart..... ok, and now u are following a police chase for 15 miles, then wait around for another 2 hrs while they search? Now are you with someone after this chase/search since u say " we stayed at the scene for 4 hrs? i guess you happened 2 multiply? thought u got in the ride alone?

Listen, you come rob me with an assault riffle or any other weapons, if I can, I will chase you with anything I can get my hands on ( at this moment it would be an axe ) and try to **** you up as much as I can, and I dont care if your armed because I have way too much anger in me because you robbed me to consider that I might get killed, thats just me.

And for the OP, great story , glad it worked out for you.

pics or it didnt happen.

j/k - sick story - glad it worked out - kinda scary - i pee'd a little just readn it.