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  1. After taking a sick beat in a 30$ MTT on stars (here it is: http://www.pokerhand.org/?1311505) I cannot help myself and tell the guy how fishy he is and how stupid his move was but the guy keeps bragging about a 5k win in a casino so I bet him 100$ he doesn't reach the final table.
    Obv he busted not a long time afterwards but dosn't wanna pay.

    I hope karma police will get this guy!

    Here is our conversation after I busted:

    jg187: i know how to play unlike you i take a chance
    jg187: you scared gay poof
    Coustut [observer]: take a chance???
    Coustut [observer]: lol
    jg187: LLOL
    jg187: LOL
    Coustut [observer]: you had less than 10%
    Dealer: Game #11194994721: jg187 wins pot (250)
    Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
    Coustut [observer]: to win the hand
    jg187: who gives
    Coustut [observer]: big fish
    Coustut [observer]: learn to play
    Coustut [observer]: see u
    jg187: cya ****
    Dealer: Game #11195000179: jg187 wins pot (800)
    Coustut [observer]: and by the way you should start playing micro limits or you are going broke
    Coustut [observer]: for sure
    jg187: ive won more than 5g at the casino today
    jg187: playing the way i do so i dont care what you think
    Coustut [observer]: hahahahaha
    Coustut [observer]: no way
    jg187: i dont care if you dont believe me
    Coustut [observer]: jamie gold won 12 m everything is possible
    jg187: mate why arent you playing... lost all your chips??? :-)
    Coustut [observer]: but it won't happen again if you keep calling 2 allins with QT
    Coustut [observer]: lol
    Coustut [observer]: yes
    Coustut [observer]: took a sick beat
    jg187: lol fair enough... time to go back to warcraft...
    Coustut [observer]: cause a moron called with nothing and hit runner runner
    Coustut [observer]: READ A BOOK
    Coustut [observer]: best advice I can give you
    jg187: no
    Coustut [observer]: lol
    jg187: lol
    Coustut [observer]: busto soon then
    jg187: lol
    jg187: lol
    Coustut [observer]: bye fish
    jg187: bblw me
    jg187: bueknt
    Coustut [observer]: I can see you are really smart
    Coustut [observer]: quit poker
    Coustut [observer]: best advice I can give u
    jg187: says you
    Coustut [observer]: yes
    jg187: you can know how to play "properly" but at the end of the day there is chance involved
    jg187: which i took
    Coustut [observer]: u do not have a clue man
    Coustut [observer]: just shut up
    jg187: get ****ed
    Coustut [observer]: you are embarrassing yourself
    jg187: wheres all your chips ***got
    jg187: i dont care
    jg187: your not my friend
    Coustut [observer]: u should
    Coustut [observer]: care
    Coustut [observer]: because it is a skill game
    jg187: not when you cant see the player
    Coustut [observer]: I bet you 100$ you are not final tabling this
    jg187: ok
    Coustut [observer]: ok
    Coustut [observer]: you better send me the $

    He was top 3 stacks with 30 left and busted out of the money lol (27 paid)

    Obv I will never get that $$.
  2. Hopefully the karma police will get you too.
     
  3. Coustut,

    Man, I just can't stress enough how incorrect this is (on your part). Convos like this can be found in just about every tournament chat box nowadays, as silly n00bs try to make themselves feel better by making someone else feel even worse than they do.

    Some players even go as far as pulling someone's results from the DB and throwing that in their face... like we actually need the inferior players to be even MORE discouraged from depositing than they already are!

    Poorly played, Sir.

    Coustut [observer]: quit poker
    Coustut [observer]: best advice I can give u
    Coustut [observer]: u do not have a clue man
    Coustut [observer]: just shut up
    Coustut [observer]: u should
    Coustut [observer]: care
    Coustut [observer]: because it is a skill game

    P.S. ^^ That's pathetic! ^^
     
  4. The true karma police would come around, have that guy improve and read books like you told him too, then take your $ by outplaying you. Why do people feel the need to berate others play? Are you trying to make everyone better players? Either way the only donk I see in this is you.
     
  5. best advice i can give u... if u can't handle the chat box, dont look at it
  6. Probably not the responses you expected, eh?

    But everyone else is exactly right on this one...the poker community, as a whole, would greatly appreciated if you stopped telling bad players to play better. You WANT a nutjob to call your all-in with QT.
     
  7. your post is ironic and hypocritical all at once hahaha
  8. I'm not sure that a player like this (the Q 10 donk) takes what is being said to him and thinks "this guy is right, I have to work on my game." I think players like this are more likely to be completely short-term results oriented and are more likely to be emboldened to continue to make horrible plays by having been "successful," even if only for one hand.

    I used to play a lot of b-ball and I was always amazed by all the shitty players that at the end of the day only remembered the one shot they made. They never improved no matter what was said to them or how much they lost.

    (Also, you have to be crazy to think for a second that the "bet" between you two ranting knuckleheads was in any way valid............)
  9. pokerstars Game #11194958211: Tournament #56065393 $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/07/29 - 06:54:22 (ET)
    Table '56065393 7' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: GlassOnion_3 (1960 in chips)
    Seat 2: jg187 (1863 in chips)
    Seat 3: hanney81 (1318 in chips)
    Seat 4: Jackovich (4889 in chips)
    Seat 6: xyztong (3445 in chips)
    Seat 7: id110975 (2280 in chips)
    Seat 8: chiptrix2000 (1625 in chips)
    Seat 9: Coustut (1750 in chips)
    id110975: posts small blind 50
    chiptrix2000: posts big blind 100

    Holecards:
    Dealt to Coustut [ ]
    RAISE Coustut , 180 to 280
    RAISE GlassOnion_3, 520 to 800
    CALL jg187, 800
    FOLD hanney81
    FOLD Jackovich
    FOLD xyztong
    FOLD id110975
    FOLD chiptrix2000
    RAISE Coustut , 950 to 1750 and is all-in
    RAISE GlassOnion_3, 210 to 1960 and is all-in
    CALL jg187, 1063 and is all-in

    Flop:
    [ ]

    Turn:
    [ ] [ ]

    River:
    [ ] [ ]

    Showdown:
    GlassOnion_3: shows [ ] (a pair of Fives)
    jg187: shows [ ] (a straight Eight to Queen)
    jg187 collected 226 from side pot
    Coustut : shows [ ] (two pair Kings and Fives)
    jg187 collected 5400 from main pot
    lvoutlaw is connected
    >>>Jackovich said "omg"

    SUMMARY:
    Total pot 5626 Main pot 5400 . Side pot 226. | Rake 0

    Board:
    [ ]
    Seat 1: GlassOnion_3 showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Fives
    Seat 2: jg187 showed [ ] and won (5626) with a straight Eight to Queen
    Seat 3: hanney81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Jackovich folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: xyztong (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: id110975 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: chiptrix2000 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: Coustut showed [ ] and lost with two pair Kings and Fives
    horrible beat but dont give the guy the extra satisfaction of rubbing it in your face he ll never admit he was wrong or lucky
  10. this is the best line right here:

    jg187: lol fair enough... time to go back to warcraft...
  11. Im so sick of people moaning about bad beats, its part of the game get over it. Make a post in the bad beat forum and learn that is gonna happen sometimes. There is no need to have a go at some one, if anything its good that he called you. You got the action you wanted and now your moaning about it...

    It seems every time someone loses a race or even has like a small edge on you people cant stop moaning when they lose.

    POKER RULES!
  12. Stop criticizing the OP. He might not reload now.
  13. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(3): Hope Karma Police will get him!
    by fiddy on top on 7/29/2007 12:17 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Stop criticizing the OP. He might not reload now. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    Hahaha, nice!
    Seriously though, it's been said many times already but stop telling bad players to play better and try and improve their game!!! WTF!!
    Its easy for me to say and do cause it takes a lot for my feathers to get ruffled.
    Anyone that gets knocked and then continues to berate someone in the chat box is only making themselves look like an idiot IMO and in a real small way hurting the game.

    I started out playing a lot of live limit at the casino, whenever someone would call me down to the river with bottom pair and river their two pair, I just look at them and say "very nice hand sir, well played" or something to that affect. The vast majority of the time they would kind of puff their chest and nod their head, and continue to think and play that way.....

    Don't be a moron i the chatbox, you look like an idiot.

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