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  1. I play with the chat off quite often, but this still doesn't stop me from blasting people in the box. I dont necessarily have a huge desire to be liked by everyone, but I guess i just want to quit being a deuche when i spazz in the chat box...actually tips are pointless here this is just a rant i supppose
  2. Getting banned works well for me....
    Chatting is MASSIVE -EV, players start making spite calls and coming after you with any 2...what does chatting really achieve apart from making yourself tilt when some clown says "who has your chips"
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    Originally Posted by x walks x View Post

    Getting banned works well for me....

    exactly and it helps out while 12 tabling not trying to pull over a table just to waste time berating
  4. its -EV don't do it.

    Seriously would you spite call someone just because you are annoyed by them? Well you might, but in the long run it will cost you money.
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    Originally Posted by fly44 View Post

    its -EV don't do it.

    Seriously would you spite call someone just because you are annoyed by them? Well you might, but in the long run it will cost you money.

    wat?
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  6. Oh and I missread the OP and thought you wanted tips, oops.

    My favorite is when someone does something really stupid and wins, I just say nh, but I mean it in the most dickish possible way. Hopefully they say, "yea it was a pretty bad". Then I get to say, "but it worked! and that is all that counts." Usually then they are quiet but once in a while they will say, "yea you are right."
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    Originally Posted by SICKTIGHT311 View Post

    http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...HT311/info.jpg

    im done on stars for a while - breaks are too nice
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  8. By criticizing someone's play you're actually helping them get better (if they're smart enough to pick up on it), so I try not to.
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    Originally Posted by TW1977 View Post

    By criticizing someone's play you're actually helping them get better (if they're smart enough to pick up on it), so I try not to.

    ya i'm retarded as stated in OP
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  10. Love when i write wpwp after something redic happens and someone replies ty. Sometimes i'm unsure whether i'm getting releveled or not lol. pretty usre 90% they don't realise the sarcasm
  11. Hello Darrin, Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support. We have revoked your chat privileges. Please send us an email to reinstate your chat privileges when you want. If there's anything else we can help you with, please feel free to ask. We're always here to help. Regards, Chun Full Tilt Poker Support success
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    Originally Posted by SICKTIGHT311 View Post

    http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...HT311/info.jpg

    sick brag sitting 1948/2465
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  13. I avoid chat as much as possible but today I really wanted to respond. I caught this guy bluffing and called his shove and he says "omg, noob". checked his opr and shark and he has about same volume as I do.
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  14. I noticed I'd start spewing in chat too when I had the time....definitely -EV. Ended up just turning off all chat. Yeah maybe once in awhile I might miss something said, but I definitely end up further ahead by not getting distracted etc.
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    Originally Posted by ronkend View Post

    Hello Darrin, Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support. We have revoked your chat privileges. Please send us an email to reinstate your chat privileges when you want. If there's anything else we can help you with, please feel free to ask. We're always here to help. Regards, Chun Full Tilt Poker Support success

    Awsome. everytime u chat u lose $
     
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    Originally Posted by riverdrowns View Post

     
    Originally Posted by SICKTIGHT311 View Post

    http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...HT311/info.jpg

    sick brag sitting 1948/2465

    Damn, that's alphabeticalscist!
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  17. On Stars and UB you can use the "Info" tab which is what I do (not only does it avoid the chat but its pretty useful if you're multi tabling so you know the level times etc), on FTP I just try to ignore the chat because its super annoying.
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  18. Unfortunately I don't.......shakes his head!
  19. I just chewed out a guy for playing ace 4. I had ace 4 too and we chopped the pot but mine was sooooted so that made it ok. He didn't respond.
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    Originally Posted by x walks x View Post

    Love when i write wpwp after something redic happens and someone replies ty. Sometimes i'm unsure whether i'm getting releveled or not lol. pretty usre 90% they don't realise the sarcasm

    When someone says "wp" or "nh" after I've put I bad beat on them (OBV sarcasm!), I usually reply "ty, thought I played it pretty decent!"
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  21. ur way too good to wry bout the shit in the chat box
     
  22. Am I the only one who thinks chatting can be a positive? Sometimes, if I feel frustrated, I will spend an entire one table SNG just chatting it up. Either I'll pretend to be a noob or a know-it-all pro depending on what effect I'm going for. It relaxes me and is, dare I say, fun. And it is oh-so more rewarding if/when you go on to win.
    One time (at band camp, lol), I was playing a single table sng and was being chatty, got badbeat and was down to 75 chips (100/50 blinds) with 7 left. I was the SB the very next hand and folded, commenting "I fold so I can say I came back from 25 to win this thing. Make a mental note, folks." Everyone at the table chimed in. Unfortunately, there was only one person for me to brag to at the end. It's one of the more rewarding/ memorable victories I've had, not because of my chip-and-a-chair comeback (I've had maybe a couple others), but because of my cockiness during the whole comeback. As I recall, it sparked a good run for me and got me out of a funk. So I think there is a place for it, but, for the most part, I do leave it on the "info" tab.
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  23. carefull what you say or you will get a email like i just got

    "Hello Leonardo,

    We have received a complaint regarding your use of foul language at our
    tables. I have reviewed the chat logs and did find some of your comments to
    be inappropriate:

    fkin limpers

    id fckin stab you in the face b1tch

    call b1tch

    see you are a fckin donk

    As a result of this chat I have sent you a chat warning.

    Please be aware that, PokerStars will not allow players to be harassed by
    name-calling, disparaging remarks, or slurs.

    We don't take 'retaliation' chat into consideration. If someone starts
    cursing and another player starts cursing in return, they both will be
    warned and/or lose chat. We don't accept 'he started it' as an excuse; we
    instead expect the offended party to call a moderator (by clicking on the
    dealer's box), and let the Moderators take care of policing the game.

    Thank you for helping to make PokerStars an even better place to play."

    just got email today...some of those remarks were months old...plus they missed some of my worse remarks...w/e
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  24. Just keep a Notepad window open and type all your rants there. Or if you want a good laugh at the end of the day, type it all into an email window and then send it all to yourself after you're done playing.

    Don't feel too bad--I think everyone has gone through a phase where they want to mouth off their opponents. The important thing is that you understand it's unproductive, which you obviously do. There are other ways to channel out your frustration.

    I recommend closing a window right away when you bust from a tournament...
     
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  25. i say nh
  26. Chatting just puts me on tilt
  27. I just say things like...

    'standard'
    'typical'
    '3 outter ftw!'
    'gay'
    'fkn gay'

    But now I've adjusted to....

    'nh' and if I keep saying that then I believe it and it doesn't tilt me as much... lol well thats what I keep telling myself anyway...
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  28. I asked stars to ban my chat a couple of weeks ago after realising that every time someone sucks out on me or makes a donkey play, I end up looking like an ill-tempered foul mouthed little brat, not to mention it tilts me more than anything else when they try to defend undefendable plays. The self imposed chat ban doesn't stop the suckouts or the ubertardism but it does help you move on a hell of a lot quicker (minus the tilt).
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  29. I am def an asshole a lot of times at tables and apologize to anyone I have offended.

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