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How to lose 600 in about 30 sec.....

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  1. Dg0016 Dg0016 is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 1:09am)

    Yes i know im an idiot...I was playing blackjack on paradise. I got 11 dealer gets a 5. And i bet 300 on the hand so being the dumbass i am i double down. And what do i get a 4 dealer had a 3 in the hole and drew a T. GG blackjack on the internet and GG $600. I feel like the biggest donk ever for doing this.....
  2. Jack_Ace75 Jack_Ace75 is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 8:40am) in reply to Dg0016

    not sure what to say, but 600 on BJ and one hand, that is just amazing. That 600 could have been used on MTT and a shit load of SnG games. oh well, maybe you should consider removing BJ from PP.
  3. Jack_Ace75 Jack_Ace75 is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 8:41am) in reply to Jack_Ace75

    take that back, you not on PP, but anyway, stay away from BJ lol
  4. FlashOver FlashOver is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 8:52am) in reply to Jack_Ace75

    Not that I condone internet BJ but that was the right play. You always have to double that, it just sucks about your outcome.

    F internet BJ!
  5. PunDogg PunDogg is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 9:26am) in reply to FlashOver

    Man, 600 bucks in one hand, well at least you learned your lesson.... if there is a lesson to be learned

    damn Internet BJ

    Dogg
  6. BlackRain BlackRain is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 9:31am) in reply to PunDogg

    I don't really know much of anything about BJ or online BJ. Is there an edge to be found? It is worth playing? I was always under the impression that unless you are card counting (is this possible on the internet?) the house has the edge in the game.
  7. Tiltman Tiltman is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 9:33am) in reply to Dg0016

    been there and done that!!!!!! my losing experiences are in an actual casino though so at least i get 1 minute of entertainment instead of the 10 seconds you got. tough luck man........
  8. passmynuts passmynuts is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 9:34am) in reply to BlackRain

    Speaking for myself only, I think you have to be nuts to play BJ online. The odds are just STACKED against you.
  9. Jack_Ace75 Jack_Ace75 is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 9:48am) in reply to Tiltman

    BJ is a game of skill as well. card counting is good in live games when you know how many decks of cards you playing with. on the net you have no idea, probably just one deck and a "random card generator" program (random card generator my ass). he did the right play of doubling up on the 11 with the 5 for the dealer or whatever it was, but with that kind of money and on the net, that is just crazy. the "whales" play that kind of game at the casinos, damn bro you must be loaded to play 300 on one hand.
  10. lombardo lombardo is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 10:39am) in reply to Jack_Ace75

    I've been blackjack whoring since the start of this school year. I've put in no more than 30 hours of work into it. I've turned my $100 check (minimum wage job) into over $1500. www.onlineblackjackguide.com is the shit. If anyone is looking to boost their bankroll quickly and take a break of poker this is the perfect remedy.

    For your larger rollers. Look for the Sticky bonuses; they are really fun. How they work is, you put in $100 into the casino (or however much will get you the most bonus) and they give you $300 instant bonus in return. (www.goldenpalace.com for example) The catch is that you're unable to EVER take that $300 bonus out, however you can still use that bonus to your advantage. What you do is you bet all $400 on your first hand. You have a 1:2 shot of winning and you are are getting 1:4 on your money. So lets say you win. You now have $800 in your account; $400 of which is profit. Now you make smaller lower variance bets until you reach the wagering reqs. You risked 100 for $400 with a 50% of winning. Soudns like a good deal to me. Go from casino to casino and you can make some quick easy cash.
  11. polofitted007 polofitted007 is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 10:51am) in reply to lombardo

    Ya i dropped a grand playing blackjack on party the other day. i was winning everything when i was betting 50 dollars a hand. As soon as i start betting 200 dollars a hand i lose all profit and in up Stuck 1k playing that damn blackjack!
  12. CFH101 CFH101 is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 11:43am) in reply to polofitted007

    Online BJ = SCAM !!!!!!!

    F internet BJ ........

    How can anyone trust a house gm like BJ without being able to see the cards with your own eyes....... seems shady to me
  13. FlashOver FlashOver is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 11:45am) in reply to CFH101

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    F internet BJ ........

    How can anyone trust a house gm like BJ without being able to see the cards with your own eyes....... seems shady to me </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    I agree. You know what else is a scam...Computer autodrafting for F.F leagues. hehe.

    Sorry I had too!
  14. lombardo lombardo is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 11:58am) in reply to CFH101

    A lot of online blackjack isn't a scam.
  15. skankmofo skankmofo is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 4:08pm) in reply to lombardo

    yeah i had friends in college that went around the dorm freshman year getting people to let them use their credit card numbers to do BJ bonus whoring. They would give half the profit to the person whose credit card it was or pay them like $50 if they lost the money. I think they made several thousand dollars over a few weeks doing it.
  16. haleike haleike is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 4:42pm) in reply to skankmofo

    Glad I got all that crap out of my system!
    Started playing online BJ at wsex.com several years ago. The max you could bet was $500 a hand. I can't tell you how many aces I split or elevens I doubled down on with $500 up. Probably the dumbest thing was playing their Let It Ride at $300 a hand, 3 $100 chips up. Best hit at that level was a flush!

    Nonetheless, I was alway whoring out bonuses from casinos until I found online poker. If you have extreme self control, it is fairly easy money. If not, you will be treated to a quick and painful death.

    I have cashed out big at these sites and have dumped plenty of cash too! This avenue is not the consistent money that poker can be for an experienced player.

    Best thing is to avoid online casino games and sports betting and focus on poker. None of those games require the skill level of poker and require luck to beat in the long run. Poker is a beatable game as long as you stay within your limits.

    Now if someone wants some tips on the horses, just send me an IM!
    Just kidding.......best of luck to you if you continue with the online casino games.
  17. pnkranger pnkranger is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2005 (10/25/2005 4:49pm) in reply to haleike

    I do not condone internet BJ...screen gets all sticky
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