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  1. Moosedebator Moosedebator is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2009 (9/16/2009 11:29pm)

    *thread locked* -- replies unrelated to PD

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14748055637: $75,000 Guarantee (106279448), Table 53 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:24:58 ET - 2009/09/16

    Seat 1: SHARKEY 24 (25,810)

    Seat 2: DoctorDA (12,861)

    Seat 3: joaoMATHIAS (22,542)

    Seat 4: Dallas Jr (38,036)

    Seat 5: doublem54 (6,125)

    Seat 6: jeffr8 (8,735)

    Seat 7: Jmollari (33,309)

    Seat 8: PassThaSHUGA (20,480)

    Seat 9: cal414 (4,513)

    SHARKEY 24 antes 100

    DoctorDA antes 100

    joaoMATHIAS antes 100

    Dallas Jr antes 100

    doublem54 antes 100

    jeffr8 antes 100

    Jmollari antes 100

    PassThaSHUGA antes 100

    cal414 antes 100

    jeffr8 posts the small blind of 400

    Jmollari posts the big blind of 800

    The button is in seat #5

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to PassThaSHUGA [Ac Kc]

    PassThaSHUGA raises to 2,080

    cal414 raises to 4,413, and is all in

    SHARKEY 24 folds

    DoctorDA has 15 seconds left to act

    DoctorDA has timed out

    DoctorDA folds

    DoctorDA is sitting out

    joaoMATHIAS folds

    Dallas Jr folds

    DoctorDA has returned

    doublem54 folds

    jeffr8 has 15 seconds left to act

    jeffr8 folds

    Jmollari folds

    PassThaSHUGA calls 2,333

    cal414 shows [Kh Ah]

    PassThaSHUGA shows [Ac Kc]

    *** FLOP *** [Jc Qc Tc]

    *** TURN *** [Jc Qc Tc] [Kd]

    *** RIVER *** [Jc Qc Tc Kd] [6h]

    Jmollari: wow

    cal414 shows a straight, Ace high

    PassThaSHUGA shows a Royal Flush

    PassThaSHUGA wins the pot (10,926) with a Royal Flush

    cal414 stands up

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 10,926 | Rake 0

    Board: [Jc Qc Tc Kd 6h]

    Seat 1: SHARKEY 24 folded before the Flop

    Seat 2: DoctorDA folded before the Flop

    Seat 3: joaoMATHIAS folded before the Flop

    Seat 4: Dallas Jr folded before the Flop

    Seat 5: doublem54 (button) folded before the Flop

    Seat 6: jeffr8 (small blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 7: Jmollari (big blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 8: PassThaSHUGA showed [Ac Kc] and won (10,926) with a Royal Flush

    Seat 9: cal414 showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a straight, Ace high
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  2. MastaP89 MastaP89 is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2009 (9/16/2009 11:32pm) in reply to Moosedebator

    sick life
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  3. bashalane bashalane is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2009 (9/16/2009 11:32pm) in reply to Moosedebator

    impressed
  4. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2009 (9/16/2009 11:52pm) in reply to bashalane

    wow this thread sucks
  5. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Sep 16th, 2009 (9/16/2009 11:54pm) in reply to Schlik20

    i was expecting so much more
  6. -BlackFours- -BlackFours- is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2009 (9/16/2009 11:58pm) in reply to Moosedebator

    i always wondered who passthashuga on ftp was
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  7. doubledave22 doubledave22 is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:30am) in reply to -BlackFours-

     
    Originally Posted by -BlackFours- View Post

    i always wondered who passthashuga on ftp was

    all i got from this thread too lolol
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  8. Moosedebator Moosedebator is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:43am) in reply to doubledave22

    if you don't see how hard I leveled this guy... consider joining a training site. I totally muffin smashed this clown!!!
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  9. dtrain dtrain is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:52am) in reply to Moosedebator

     
    Originally Posted by Moosedebator View Post

    if you don't see how hard I leveled this guy... consider joining a training site. I totally muffin smashed this clown!!!

    So it takes a training site to get it in all pre with the same hand and make a royal? damn i need to run 1/2 as good as this.

    This thread reeks of douchiness
  10. BigDShaggyJ BigDShaggyJ is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:52am) in reply to -BlackFours-

     
    Originally Posted by -BlackFours- View Post

    i always wondered who passthashuga on ftp was

    me too, now I know and will never give respect again, I OWN U MOOSEDEBATOR!
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  11. crackofdawn crackofdawn is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:54am) in reply to Moosedebator

    .....smashing a muffin is easy
  12. Moosedebator Moosedebator is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:58am) in reply to BigDShaggyJ

    man, i get owned by bigshaggyJ and my thread is douchy...you guys have nothing nice to say about someone that is trying to teach you how to dominate weaker opponents...

    I'm done trying, going to cry myself to sleep as I lack the approval of such an awesome non-douchy group of poker pundits as yourselves...

    Feeling muffin smashed
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  13. Roothlus Roothlus is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:58am) in reply to BigDShaggyJ

     
    Originally Posted by BigDShaggyJ View Post

    me too, now I know and will never give respect again, I OWN U MOOSEDEBATOR!

    This is the most useful part of the thread.
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  14. BigDShaggyJ BigDShaggyJ is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 12:59am) in reply to Moosedebator

     
    Originally Posted by Moosedebator View Post

    man, i get owned by bigshaggyJ and my thread is douchy...you guys have nothing nice to say about someone that is trying to teach you how to dominate weaker opponents...

    I'm done trying, going to cry myself to sleep as I lack the approval of such an awesome non-douchy group of poker pundits as yourselves...

    Feeling muffin smashed

    dont get me wrong, the hand raped and it mbn to run like god :P, and I am a fan just wanted to declare to the world that you are my property on the virtual felts
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  15. Moosedebator Moosedebator is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 1:01am) in reply to Roothlus

    LOL, is that to say the threads on p5s are normally useful... that's rich
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  16. dOwnosaur dOwnosaur is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 1:15am) in reply to Moosedebator

    Masturbator is 'da bomb' obv
     
  17. jalman1 jalman1 is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 1:19am) in reply to -BlackFours-

     
    Originally Posted by -BlackFours- View Post

    i always wondered who passthashuga on ftp was

    i really need to spend one day and just figure out whos names are wat. seems like i come into a thread and find out thats someone who i play with all the time on stars but didnt know that was there ftp name and im sure its cost me equity
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  18. Counting Bodies Counting Bodies is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 1:40am) in reply to jalman1

     
    Originally Posted by jalman1 View Post

    i really need to spend one day and just figure out whos names are wat. seems like i come into a thread and find out thats someone who i play with all the time on stars but didnt know that was there ftp name and im sure its cost me equity

    yeah definately this...this thread is tho
     
  19. Maits10 Maits10 is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 2:13am) in reply to Counting Bodies

    I think this thread is great. How could it not be when someone uses an awesome new food/poker phrase that makes a ton of sense and doesn't sound stupid as hell?
  20. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 2:31am) in reply to Maits10

    jeebus this thread is filled with a bunch of fkn haters, keep on keepin on rory
     
  21. Moosedebator Moosedebator is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 2:32am) in reply to norcalonica

    TY TY! I the Norcalonica...he won the million ya heard!
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  22. DFish DFish is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 2:47am) in reply to Moosedebator

    ...really??
     
  23. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 4:54am) in reply to Moosedebator

    Did you type in "pass the suga" in the chat box? I would have
  24. nugman nugman is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 5:34am) in reply to Moosedebator

    jump into a well douche, you're such a clown at the table
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  25. crzysavage crzysavage is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 6:06am) in reply to Moosedebator

    plz die

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  26. Riverhorse Riverhorse is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 8:52am) in reply to Moosedebator

    "muffin smashed"...lol, got to love that
  27. JasonBo JasonBo is offline

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    Sep 17th, 2009 (9/17/2009 8:54am) in reply to Moosedebator

     
    Originally Posted by Moosedebator View Post

    I totally muffin smashed this clown!!!

    Qoute of the year I dont care who you are.
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