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Humberto Brenes == Ass Clown

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  1. GT_FO_d0nk GT_FO_d0nk is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:04pm)

    • <span>1 minute ago | Posted by donpeters</span> <h3 id="no115353">Humberto Doubles in Style</h3>
      There was some commotion over at Humberto Brenes' table. On a flop of , Brenes bet 3,000 and his opponent raised to 9,000. Brenes tanked, but eventually had the clock called on him and the antics began.

      The player that was involved in the hand was in seat seven. The player in seat eight said, "Humberto, shut the hell up." as Brenes was talking and putting on a show.

      "Do you have a sponsor?" said Brenes to the player. "I have a sponsor." pointing to the patch on his arm. "This is about money and television means money from my sponsor." Brenes went on to say.

      "Shut up and just act." said the player in seat eight.

      Brenes then explained to the floor, "You count down the clock and I'll say 'All in!' when you say three, then two. You have ace queen? You have jack ten? If you have jack ten you have four outs -- I mean six outs. But you have ace queen, ace queen."

      The floor counted down from the last ten seconds on the clock and when he got to three Humberto announced that he was all in. It was only a few hundred more and the player called. The player showed and Humberto burst out. "I told you ace queen, I told you ace queen!" as he pointed to the player and to the camera. He then tabled .

      The turn brought the . "It's not coming! It's not coming for you!" preached Brenes. The river was then the and that was it, Humberto celebrated with his hands in the air and earned the double up.

    And a slowrolling ass clown at that.
  2. The Caretaker The Caretaker is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:06pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    such a loser
     
  3. pokerpoker69 pokerpoker69 is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:06pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    lol id love to witness that.
    did he use his little shark thing? lololol
  4. clubkiller clubkiller is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:07pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    I found it funny fwiw
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:07pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    ehh i love HUMBERTTOOOOOO AND DA SHARK ... but based on this info idk
  6. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:08pm) in reply to pokerpoker69

    If he were to do that to me in the Main Event and bust me I would punch that motherfucker straight in the jaw. Top 5 biggest Dbags in poker
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:08pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    wow pretty fucked up. Anything to get on TV tho amirite
  8. steveystew steveystew is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:12pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    his point being he gets paid to act like a clown, to advertise his sponsors. but show some class.
  9. Norhas00 Norhas00 is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:13pm) in reply to Pockettrees

     
    Originally Posted by Pockettrees View Post

    If he were to do that to me in the Main Event and bust me I would punch that motherfucker straight in the jaw. Top 5 biggest Dbags in poker

    This, and shove that fucking charck down his throat to shut him the fuck up
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:24pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    Ridiculous imo and even more so because of what he said about "tv and sponsors", then tables AA when he obviously had no intention of folding for 1 second. Hard to respect a guy that puts on a show and berates you after he busts you out of the WSOP ME.
     
  11. downbylaw11 downbylaw11 is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:33pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    i dont support slowrolling, but for some reason this made me lol
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:38pm) in reply to OneTime_10

    classic classless douche
  13. Gambit Gambit is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:39pm) in reply to downbylaw11

    pokerstars should buy him a Giant Fluffy Shark Suit, and put it in his contract that he has to wear it at every tournament....
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:47pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    Its pretty sad that players have to go out of their way to act like a tool in order to get sponsor deals and make money. Just being your normal self is obv not cool unless your normal self is being an annoying d bag.
  15. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:50pm) in reply to jfiiue4

     
    Originally Posted by jfiiue4 View Post

    Its pretty sad that players have to go out of their way to act like a tool in order to get sponsor deals and make money. Just being your normal self is obv not cool unless your normal self is being an annoying d bag.

    pm hellmuth
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:52pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    Its funny how they introduced the whole gentlemanly behaviour rule or whatever it was called a couple of years ago in response to RainKhan beating his chest and dancing, yet this clown gets to say and do whatever he wants all the time. I fuckin hate this guy and i wish someone would shove that shark up his ass.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 5:57pm) in reply to freeworld777

     
    Originally Posted by freeworld777 View Post

    Its funny how they introduced the whole gentlemanly behaviour rule or whatever it was called a couple of years ago in response to RainKhan beating his chest and dancing, yet this clown gets to say and do whatever he wants all the time. I fuckin hate this guy and i wish someone would shove that shark up his ass.

    completely agree... i just dont get it... he is so fuckin annoying..
    i remember meeting him at the pca a couple years ago before he got popular for being a dick and he was pretty nice and down to earth

    now hes just an idiot...
  18. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 6:02pm) in reply to danimsta

    HHHHHUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    douchebag move.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 8:30pm) in reply to MadProfesor

    That guy is a fucking douche bag. Why does anyone like him. Who ever knocks him out should do something like that to him and see how he likes it.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 8:33pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    That guy is a fucking douche bag. Why does anyone like him. Who ever knocks him out should do something like that to him and see how he likes it.

    Unfortunately, as long as the cameras are rolling, he would probably love it
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 8:34pm) in reply to mathclub

    I really am surprised no one pretends to shake his hand and knock him out. But funny as hell either way you gotta love the entertainment value.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 8:36pm) in reply to kellykip

    fwiw there were no cameras around when Humberto was faced with the raise...and that hotshot kid wasn't even in the hand when he told Humberto to shut-up. So Brenes took his sweet time and the cameras came AFTER the clock was called.

    And in no way was it a slow-roll...the guy could have easily folded but instead decided to stack off with AQ when Humberto is a huge nit. Brenes even said "I know you don't have kings or queens, but you might have fours."

    Hmmmmm wonder what he has?
  23. w000tw000t w000tw000t is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 9:02pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    This is not a slowroll. AA on a KQ4 board is not the nuts. For all Humberto knew his opponent could have had KQ for two pair. Humberto may be a douche, but this is definitely not a slow roll.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 9:08pm) in reply to w000tw000t

     
    Originally Posted by w000tw000t View Post

    This is not a slowroll. AA on a KQ4 board is not the nuts. For all Humberto knew his opponent could have had KQ for two pair. Humberto may be a douche, but this is definitely not a slow roll.

    i would say obv level but the way pd has been lately, i duno.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 9:17pm) in reply to w000tw000t

     
    Originally Posted by w000tw000t View Post

    This is not a slowroll. AA on a KQ4 board is not the nuts. For all Humberto knew his opponent could have had KQ for two pair. Humberto may be a douche, but this is definitely not a slow roll.

    your wrong hes not folding AA on this board with what looks only just over 6k behind into I decent size pot so yeah its a slow roll.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 9:22pm) in reply to GT_FO_d0nk

    sigh would've been so beautiful to see the player in seat 7 flip over KQ....
  27. w000tw000t w000tw000t is offline

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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 9:27pm) in reply to jfiiue4

     
    Originally Posted by jfiiue4 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by w000tw000t View Post

    This is not a slowroll. AA on a KQ4 board is not the nuts. For all Humberto knew his opponent could have had KQ for two pair. Humberto may be a douche, but this is definitely not a slow roll.

    your wrong hes not folding AA on this board with what looks only just over 6k behind into I decent size pot so yeah its a slow roll.

    Well then it's definitely not a slow roll because the other guy already KNOWS HE IS GETTING CALLED! Are you slow?
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 9:43pm) in reply to w000tw000t

    The Chark, The chark is Huuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 9:48pm) in reply to BigStack Husker

    I really liked it when he did this little tap dance before shoving his chips in this one time, it was pretty classic imo.
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    Jul 8th, 2009 (7/8/2009 10:03pm) in reply to steveystew

    Email i just sent to stars

    Hello,

    I recently took a poll from you guys regarding sponsorships that pokerstars has set up with people in different backgrounds ie. poker pros, athletes, actors, etc. I just read this post on PocketFives.com. http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-for...-clown-4456014 which was apparently taken from www.pokernews.com

    I think Poker Stars should be absolutely embarrassed to have this guy representing your site. He's a complete travesty. He is not respected among the poker community. The fact that your patch is on his chest at all times make it seem as though Poker Stars endorses his antics, which by the way, are unethical, unnecessary, and unappealing.
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