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I am officially terrible, please unrank me

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  1. kice32 kice32 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 4:36pm)

    I really suck at poker, I play bad, I run bad, I couldn't beat my Grandma in our house game. I need someone to make me good again. Any help is appreciated?
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  2. Micdiddy Micdiddy is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 4:38pm) in reply to kice32

    You seem pretty good to me. Whenever you start doubting your game, go over the Hand Histories where you pwned huge tournaments and study them to try and get your kind back on track.
    What you're going through now is prob variance.
  3. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 4:39pm) in reply to kice32

    r u running bad in cash games ?
  4. echobravo007 echobravo007 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 4:40pm) in reply to kice32

    Take a brak and come back your a good player running bad lately check your PM
  5. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 4:40pm) in reply to kice32

    Rank Kice's grandma.
  6. Mixn123 Mixn123 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 5:02pm) in reply to kice32

    um, you had a 100k score in May and 37.5k score in June.

    So uh, STFU.
  7. yettiboi yettiboi is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 5:17pm) in reply to Mixn123

    AGREED!
  8. virge virge is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 5:20pm) in reply to kice32

    Ask JJProdigy, he can get you in the top 10 in 3 weeks flat.
  9. dodgingjets dodgingjets is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 5:21pm) in reply to kice32

    Don't slow play your aces, open shove 25o & skeeeeet to win!
  10. BudmansCom BudmansCom is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 5:36pm) in reply to kice32

    Ah ha ... the ole "I suck at poker" post. Posted in order to generate a big win.

    Congrats ahead of time!
  11. specterz specterz is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 5:49pm) in reply to kice32

    Trying to pull a ShipHappens eh?
  12. warden warden is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 6:25pm) in reply to virge

    Geez, you killed my, "Well we KNOW JJ's grandma could beat you" joke.
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  13. dlperrio dlperrio is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 6:27pm) in reply to specterz

    Dropping you down in the pro poll right now. yw jk
     
  14. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 6:33pm) in reply to dlperrio

    Only play aces on the button and you'll be OK.
  15. kice32 kice32 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 7:04pm) in reply to lane1300

    only at my grandmas house
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  16. EaglesPwn EaglesPwn is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 7:08pm) in reply to kice32

    $300 buy-in, FTOPS Event #3 on FullTiltPoker, 5/13/2007, 2nd for $100,632 (469.04 points)

    $216 buy-in, $150K Weekly on AbsolutePoker, 6/9/2007, 1st for $37,500 (387.30 points)

    $109 buy-in, $100,000 Guaranteed on Bodog, 3/18/2007, 1st for $25,000 (237.17 points)

    I agree...you are horrible.
  17. kice32 kice32 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 7:20pm) in reply to kice32

    This happened to me in the exact same tournament, exact same cooler last night. Only last night it was a little later in the tournament.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #3263246976: $25,000 Guarantee (24413026), Table 43 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:17:16 ET - 2007/08/15
    Seat 1: jolietcr14 (4,170)
    Seat 2: BudmansCom (3,215)
    Seat 3: Believer8219 (2,810)
    Seat 4: reverse1 (1,960)
    Seat 5: oldgatorman (2,850)
    Seat 6: Frolfster (2,775)
    Seat 7: snakemidou441 (2,355)
    Seat 8: kice32 (2,920)
    Seat 9: ags104 (3,945)
    snakemidou441 posts the small blind of 20
    kice32 posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kice32 [2s 2d]
    ags104 calls 40
    jolietcr14 folds
    BudmansCom folds
    Believer8219 folds
    reverse1 raises to 180
    oldgatorman calls 180
    Frolfster calls 180
    snakemidou441 folds
    kice32 calls 140
    ags104 calls 140
    *** FLOP *** [6c 5s 2h]
    kice32 bets 440
    ags104 calls 440
    reverse1 folds
    oldgatorman folds
    Frolfster has 15 seconds left to act
    Frolfster calls 440
    *** TURN *** [6c 5s 2h] [Js]
    kice32 bets 960
    ags104 raises to 3,325, and is all in
    Frolfster folds
    kice32 calls 1,340, and is all in
    ags104 shows [6s 6d]
    kice32 shows [2s 2d]
    Uncalled bet of 1,025 returned to ags104
    *** RIVER *** [6c 5s 2h Js] [Ks]
    ags104 shows three of a kind, Sixes
    kice32 shows three of a kind, Twos
    ags104 wins the pot (6,840) with three of a kind, Sixes
    kice32: wow again
    kice32: lol
    kice32 stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 6,840 | Rake 0
    Board: [6c 5s 2h Js Ks]
    Seat 1: jolietcr14 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: BudmansCom didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Believer8219 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: reverse1 folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: oldgatorman folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: Frolfster (button) folded on the Turn
    Seat 7: snakemidou441 (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: kice32 (big blind) showed [2s 2d] and lost with three of a kind, Twos
    Seat 9: ags104 showed [6s 6d] and won (6,840) with three of a kind, Sixes
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  18. kice32 kice32 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 7:23pm) in reply to kice32

    I actually should have posted this under a new post b/c i don't want to bitch about it, just found it funny that it was the exact same thing. I might have to go dig it out for those who don't believe me.
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  19. prostuntman prostuntman is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 7:29pm) in reply to kice32

    dude, you've made more money this year in poker than I have in my first 3 years playing...........suck one, lol ;-)
  20. Juanda 87 Juanda 87 is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2007 (8/15/2007 7:38pm) in reply to prostuntman

    Wow, this is inspiring. You mean even when you are a ranked player poker still sucks? Man I mid as well quit now :P.

    Hope the bad run eases off a bit OP, gl.
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