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  1. I entered the Aussie Millions Super-Shot satellite today feeling good and ready to win my way into the Main Event. I soon noticed the infamous JJprodigy at another table. Funny thing was he kept looking behind himself, over his shoulder, kinda in my direction, but I thought nothing of it. Sorel Mizzi was also in it, but he busted early and as I ground my way through the day I kept getting seated at the table behind JJ, but never with him, even when we got down to 2 tables, with 11 seats awarded, I was kept away from him and thought we'd make it all the way without ever playing together. And lo it came to pass! Someone busted from JJ's table with 14 left and they moved me two to his left. I say nothing; reveal nothing; I feel it is unlikely that JJ knows who I am; and I don't want to give him any extra info by letting on. First two orbits he shoves my BB, I have rags, I fold. Now there are 13 left, 11 seats and I have a relatively comfortable 48k stack at 2k/4k; JJ has 36k. There are a few shorter stacks and my equity to make the $10,500 Main Event seat is probably 80%+. Then it folds to JJ and he shoves; I have AK. I have Ace fkn King for christ's sake and JJ has shoved his whole stack into me. WTF!!!!? I know, from an ICM perspective, that AK is a fold here. I know it. I FKN WELL KNOW IT!!! BUt it is JJprodigy and I have a chance to bubble him out of an Aussie Seat. I close my eyes, point my head towards the gods and ask them what to do. I meditate looking for an answer. And the answer comes back loud and clear: "BUST JJ, BUST JJ, BUST JJ" Wow! What a message! So I say to him "I'm sorry JJ, but my conscience is telling me to do this. I call" He tables AQ; I show my AK; and he is like "Oh no, I'm gonna bubble, Oh no, Oh no" The flop shows a King in the window, but with a Queen behind. Amazingly, it holds through the turn and the river and I slap my hands with joy! JJ is humbled and slumps off dejected! Today was a good day. Today, Zpaceman served justice on JJprodigy. Karma is a bitch, yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. nice...

    im just curious...

    do u ever post whithout bragin for something??
     
  3. lighting money on fire is fun
  4. If that is true...that is pathetic.
  5. Hilarious
     
  6. I lol'ed.. wp
  7. Sounds like you have a man crush on JJ...

    cute.

    Oh, and all your posts have to be levels. I mean, they just have to be...
     
  8. Bloody good show old chap, next time he won't be arsed to shoving on your blinds and fortunately you couldn't be arsed for a pig in a poke.

    I'm glad that billy no mates got his due.

    Up for a spot of tea this afternoon Stu, you ol mucker?
  9. well done sir congrats
  10. Did he even have to bother shoving here? His equity must have been good considering all the short stacks, NO?
     
  11. I love it. Congrats on winning the entry and busting that cheat.
  12. I love it too. :)

    GLGL in the main event!!
     
  13. this thread should get 5 pages

    everyone online and in the poker world...real people who dont need to cheat should despise and hate this dude period.

    hope he gets punched in the face daily for years

    gg zpaceman!
     
  14.  
    Originally Posted by jtown1010 View Post

    Bloody good show old chap, next time he won't be arsed to shoving on your blinds and fortunately you couldn't be arsed for a pig in a poke.

    I'm glad that billy no mates got his due.

    Up for a spot of tea this afternoon Stu, you ol mucker?

    i literally lol @ 90% of ur posts.... <3 u
     
  15. not that i really care either way. but i will say this.... somethings are definitely better than money.
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  16.  
    Originally Posted by Aaron_Hacker View Post

     
    Originally Posted by jtown1010 View Post

    Bloody good show old chap, next time he won't be arsed to shoving on your blinds and fortunately you couldn't be arsed for a pig in a poke.

    I'm glad that billy no mates got his due.

    Up for a spot of tea this afternoon Stu, you ol mucker?

    i literally lol @ 90% of ur posts.... <3 u

    ^^^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOL
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  17.  
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

    Sounds like you have a man crush on <strike>JJ</strike> yourself...

    cute.

    Oh, and all your posts have to be levels. I mean, they just have to be...

    FYP
     
  18. why?

    why, Jesus, why?
  19. i hope u get knocked out the first hand of the tournament, then a kangaroo humps u to death
     
  20. GJ, Zpace! Karma!
  21. excellent post, zpace haters can diagf
  22.  
    Originally Posted by swd805 View Post

    excellent post, zpace haters can diagf

    Put my UB name back in my profile fyp.
     
  23. i bet he still won
  24. mehhh i think its pretty awesome...i still fkin hate this JJ...i know many ppl have been caught multi accounting and it probably made them a better person when it was all said and done...but with JJ he REPEATEDLY multi accounted...told the sites and community no more, then continued to cheat for months to come...
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  25. Nice bust and congrats on making the ME. GL.
  26. Congrats on busting the cheater.

    On a side note, I wonder how come is possible that 2 people playing so bad can make so much money in this game.

    On a 1 to 10 bad plays scale, JJ's shove is an 8, and your call is a Cum Laude.Wonder if you'd post this if he'd pick up a third Q on the river
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  27.  
    Originally Posted by soggyvag2 View Post

    mehhh i think its pretty awesome...i still fkin hate this JJ...i know many ppl have been caught multi accounting and it probably made them a better person when it was all said and done...but with JJ he REPEATEDLY multi accounted...told the sites and community no more, then continued to cheat for months to come...

    Only difference is he was stupid enough to get caught multiple times. You think MrCasino and all the others just stopped? lol
  28.  
    Originally Posted by number1pen View Post

    i hope u get knocked out the first hand of the tournament, then a kangaroo humps u to death

  29.  
    Originally Posted by soggyvag2 View Post

    mehhh i think its pretty awesome...i still fkin hate this JJ...i know many ppl have been caught multi accounting and it probably made them a better person when it was all said and done...but with JJ he REPEATEDLY multi accounted...told the sites and community no more, then continued to cheat for months to come...

    Believe it or not I met some kid at a party the other day who said he knows Josh Fields, he goes to a school in Boston now, and his parents multiaccount as well and are also very good.
  30.  
    Originally Posted by rock3656 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by soggyvag2 View Post

    mehhh i think its pretty awesome...i still fkin hate this JJ...i know many ppl have been caught multi accounting and it probably made them a better person when it was all said and done...but with JJ he REPEATEDLY multi accounted...told the sites and community no more, then continued to cheat for months to come...

    Believe it or not I met some kid at a party the other day who said he knows Josh Fields, he goes to a school in Boston now, and his parents multiaccount as well and are also very good.

    are you sure it was parents or grandma?? big difference imo...
     

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