*chime* we need a podcast of 46 & YTIU in the same week maybe at the same time....that'd be classic

SFtuckjob

or

such tuckjobaments maybe

"David Blane your magic is real and I believe in you"

In my spare time I analyze and dissect how people would have similar handwriting and used it in major criminal cases across the Interpol jurisdiction. The advent of computers had my skillz depleted until it was recognized you could be a superb linguist interpreter on the internet.

Using my skills, I have deciphered that these people are all the same, based on how they write their messages, with examples:

Exhibit 1:

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(5): Very unfortunate situation at Barona Casino tonight (must read)...
by four6suited on 7/21/2007 12:38 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>shit happens all the time... terrible job by dealer, floor, and urself, i would have refused to give my money to the guy, i woulda taken my chips, and left the casino, even if they told me i could never play there again... no way im payin up the money after this, espeically if they were friends and guy flips some ragged ass ace... on another note, why did u check raise to 40 and then bet out 20 on the turn... i dont really get this play </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Exhibit 2:

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(1): FULL TILT SCAMS OUT OF 25,000 dollars ....
by VVubanga on 4/24/2007 15:11 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>One thing i have to add to this is how a few months back i was investigated for colluding on stars in small stakes sng's while i was tryin to teach a friend the basics of the game, anyway after them shutting down my acct for a week and investigating they decided to take 250 bucks from me outta the 20k or so i had in my acct...they said my "collusion" only affected 1 50 sng which i won and they took that from me and left me with the remaining 20k .....so why can full tilt steal his whole roll ...based on a 10-20 sng's ....shouldnt they figure out what amt was affected by him teaching/colluding with his younger brother and just take that? just doin what i can for my friend i think he deserves to at least keep the money from the 150 mtt that he won i mean thats 14k and he doesnt have a ton of money and i think he deserves that.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Exhibit 3:

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(1): FULL TILT SCAMS OUT OF 25,000 dollars ....
by Ship Happens on 4/24/2007 15:08 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>That would suck so bad...maybe they can only take away what he won from the sngs?? I doubt they will though. GL helping your friend get this resolved...I set the over/under of him getting his $ back at 3.7%
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Exhibit 4:

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(2): I have to let the cat out of the bag here.
by ginzorella on 7/21/2007 21:05 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>not that it matters much ... and i am not into the tangled web you kids are weaving here...

but i did notice bad beats profile had a pic... and the name dana... and claimed to be 24 years of age.....

looking at the profile now on P5s... it appears she has gotten younger ...

now listed as 22

I know some people would do such things maybe.. but changing ages on a P5s profile isnt really accomplishing much

but i guess anyone can verify she is real if they met at a live event which she actually played.....................

anyone want to chime in here....

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Note the massive use of ellipses in all of the above posters and draw absurd conclusions now. There are also clearly homoerotic overtones throughout these posts.

This is out of my jurisidiction but I thought I would apply my 23 years of intensive training to this discussion. Thanks for your time.

plz GTFO and stop trying so hard to fit in

i think it should be veeeeeeeery easy for the admins here, or for pokerstars to confirm or reject the above. they know the ip addresses but more importantly the mac addresses of the people mentioned above....

but all the drama is good as well:-) Lol

"What are the odds of 2 poker players (darvin ham and bdbeat slayer) playing poker tourneys for 2weeks and not once playing in a tourney with each other?"

zero

The only way to clear the air here is to find someone (other than wubanga or Darvin Ham) who has actually met bdbeatslayer. The IP address/mac address stuff sounds cool but if they are clever enough they are using separate computers and an IP mask.

end post please... i think we've had enough fun for tonight

This post ends when you admit that bdbeatslayer doesn't exist.

i have no intention of proving anything to any of u... there is a reason i am very secretive and do not play much live, i just dont see how any of this is anyones business. I never cheated in a poker game, i never scammed anyone, and i never told any1 i was some1 i'm not... what exactly are u accusing me of?

Ummm, I am accusing you of being a fictionaly identity created by Darvin Ham with the help of Wubanga in order to scam/gain info out of other top players under the illusion that you were an attractive female/perhaps plant the seeds for future scams using your sexuality.

Essentially, Darvin Ham and Wubanga are two twisted loudmouthed terrible poker playing psycopathic schizo fucks.

I agree with what YTIU said. even though i dunno who the other guy is

im done with this post... i've never been anything but kind to the people on this forum who are currently smashing me