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  1. gboro780 gboro780 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 2:49pm)

    Fuckkkk. Last night I fell asleep at the 2nd break of the $33 rebuy on stars. I had 19k and was about 10/50 with 18 placing. I see I finished 23rd and around 40th in the $30 which I was also doing well in. Been kicking myself all day!!!

    I did this once while the big stack of like 8 left at a PL Omaha final table , woke up and saw I finished 3rd so I wasn't too upset with it. But placing 5 outta the money in the 33r stingssss. Am I the only one who does this shit
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  2. betbrett betbrett is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 2:55pm) in reply to gboro780

    yes
  3. phidelt799 phidelt799 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:03pm) in reply to gboro780

    yes
  4. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:09pm) in reply to phidelt799

    yes
  5. Davio Davio is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:14pm) in reply to gboro780

    There is an unwritten rule about playing poker when you're tired, what was it again...oh yeah, DON'T!

    :)
  6. No-Loitering No-Loitering is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:14pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    yes
  7. mjf21 mjf21 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:15pm) in reply to gboro780

    What are you? Narcoleptic? The break is five minutes, for crying out loud. You can't stay up for FIVE minutes?
  8. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:16pm) in reply to Davio

    That was too constructive and helpful, we were just looking for "yes."

    j/k :)
  9. gidders gidders is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:21pm) in reply to mjf21

    One day, I slept for 23.5 Hours........ It was so sweet........

    gg July 2nd
  10. Tsupa Tsupa is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:23pm) in reply to gboro780

    yes
  11. TranquilChaos TranquilChaos is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:27pm) in reply to gidders

    hahahahaha gg july 2nd....classic!!!!
     
  12. Aching Knee Aching Knee is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:31pm) in reply to Tsupa

    Did you ever fall asleep at an ATM machine after you said withdrawal $500?

    I HAVEN'T

    So don't fall asleep when you are about to cash at a tournie. I think you might have Sleep Apnea.

    BTW, the 1st 3 hands you were asleep were AA, AKs and JJ, I looked it up on Fall Asleep Hand History.com
  13. spks99 spks99 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:35pm) in reply to Aching Knee

    I'm not afraid to admit it. I've done it. Twice (ouch) I just blame t on my laptop and wireless connection. Sometimes it makes it tough playing poker while laying so comfortably in bed :)
  14. dippydough dippydough is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 3:37pm) in reply to No-Loitering

    yes
     
  15. ICEMAN4-16 ICEMAN4-16 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 4:53pm) in reply to gboro780

    First step is admitting!!

    ICE..
  16. gboro780 gboro780 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 4:55pm) in reply to spks99

    LOLOLOL u guys are rough

    Wanted to play the 33r pretty bad and stayed up til 5am for it. 2nd break laid down on my bed (right next to comp) to watch a Howard rerun (blind/deaf beauty pageant, great tv) next thing I know its 2pm and time to get ready 4 class.
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  17. ICEMAN4-16 ICEMAN4-16 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 5:01pm) in reply to gboro780

    Thats the one where she took her eyeball out...CLASSIC!!!

    Talk about a skull fuk!!!

    ICE..
  18. Scheibs Scheibs is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 5:11pm) in reply to ICEMAN4-16

    Did you fall asleep because your hand wanted to cuddle after?
  19. ahh_snap ahh_snap is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 5:21pm) in reply to Scheibs

    I did it while in 3rd place in a 11r on stars but mine wasn't due to falling asleep but passing out after being real drunk. Woke up about 6 hours later to see that I had gotten 24th place. Didn't even know that's why I lost till someone told me about it later.

    SNAP
  20. SixPackofBud SixPackofBud is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 5:28pm) in reply to gboro780

    yes
  21. MjrPayne MjrPayne is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 6:44pm) in reply to gboro780

    I am an asshole. We must stand strong.
  22. SchivasRegal SchivasRegal is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 6:52pm) in reply to MjrPayne

    Did it last night in the $50 4-Table O H/L on Dise. fell asleep in 6th with about 20 to go and landed in 4th. Sweet! Cashed $170. Guess I'm better when I leave it to pure chance.

    SchivasRegal
  23. Azone Azone is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 7:59pm) in reply to SchivasRegal

    I did it when we were down to 50 in the 500K.

    5 hours later I checked, and could not believe it. I f-king won! Nooooooooooooo f-king way.

    WTF, are you kidding me? Forget about it! Never happen! Certain age you take naps, but not for too long cause there's only so many hours left, so very little sleep, till the big one!
  24. steve steve is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 8:36pm) in reply to gboro780

    no. only I generally don't fall asleep playing poker as much as pass out
  25. isuck123 isuck123 is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 8:47pm) in reply to gboro780

    LOFL
    jk
    i HAVE spaced out during 1 hand or two, but then the beeping wakes me up
     
  26. bananadwayne bananadwayne is offline

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    Sep 15th, 2005 (9/15/2005 8:51pm) in reply to gboro780

    lol bro i was wondering what happened to you i thought you would go deep. i ended up somehow winning despite never having a hand the first 2 hours(jaybizzle8).
  27. SchivasRegal SchivasRegal is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2005 (9/16/2005 11:24am) in reply to isuck123

    happened again last night (no, I'm not a narcoleptic, I just play a lot;). Fell asleep while playing the Gecko $10 Omaha H/L on 'Dise late last night/morning. I have no idea what place I was in at the time, somewhere in the top 20 with maybe 40 to go, and Cashed again! Overall, this is at least the fifth time that I've cashed this way, always in Omaha H/L tourneys. Must be the lack of ante's. Kind of embarrassing but a cash is a cash!
  28. steely steely is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2005 (9/16/2005 12:38pm) in reply to gboro780

    No.

    Did it two nights ago -- just for a second. But I was so tired I lost all of my chips in the 50k because I did not NOTICE a player had called my preflop raise and I thought I was heads up with the BB, who I tried to semi-bluff.

    I play like soggy ass when I am really tired. It's a bad idea.
     
  29. A_Ivanovich A_Ivanovich is offline

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    Sep 16th, 2005 (9/16/2005 1:16pm) in reply to SchivasRegal

    This happens to me alot man. Don't worry about the haters. Of course, mine is a combination of playing until my body is not even physically able to keep awake, and/or being way to drunk.

    A_I

    "I went allin to see where I was at..."
     
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